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kc7jty
07-13-2011, 04:33 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html
ki4itv
07-13-2011, 05:09 PM
Hell, she's not even thirty yet. I'd suggest a manditory warning sign once she hits her stride.
KG4CGC
07-13-2011, 05:13 PM
Again? I remember a similar story from a couple of years back. It also involved a salon and a robber.
W1GUH
07-13-2011, 05:17 PM
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html#ixzz1S1gCAnDC
Oh, well, that should make it OK!
BTW...in the thing about Pulp Fiction...
Butch and Marsellus are led to a back room of the shop, where they are bound and gagged and prepared for the imminent arrival of 'Zed'.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html#ixzz1S1gOM6OA
Zed?
"It's Not a Motorcycle, Baby, it's a Chopper"
http://youtu.be/2ue996GQMC8
KC9ECI
07-13-2011, 05:20 PM
Excuse me while I go rob a salon.
kc7jty
07-13-2011, 11:54 PM
don't take your dick with you.
KG4CGC
07-13-2011, 11:57 PM
don't take your dick with you.Good advice.
NA4BH
07-14-2011, 12:04 AM
Who's should we take?
KG4CGC
07-14-2011, 12:07 AM
Who's should we take?Considering that the story didn't even mention the curling iron .........................
NA4BH
07-14-2011, 12:12 AM
Considering that the story didn't even mention the curling iron .........................
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200907/r404099_1902254.jpg
Some guys have all the luck...
(10:1 that this story is apocryphal, BTW)
w0aew
07-14-2011, 04:54 AM
(10:1 that this story is apocryphal, BTW)
Naw, I think it was made up.
ki4itv
07-14-2011, 05:15 AM
Let that be a lesson to future robbers everywhere.
Never, ever, just walk in and scream, "Give me everything in your drawers!"
w3bny
07-14-2011, 10:19 AM
Damn...Russian cougars in heat...wuuuurrrf!
On edit...
Or would they be called Siberian tigresses or snow leopards.
BTW, I just checked: that 1000 rubles the woman said she gave the guy is equal to about $35.58.
ki4itv
07-14-2011, 04:05 PM
BTW, I just checked: that 1000 rubles the woman said she gave the guy is equal to about $35.58.
Just enough to cover the penicillin.
W1GUH
07-15-2011, 11:28 AM
Just enough to cover the penicillin.
If only penicillin could take care of all the "side benefits" of unprotected sex, like in the good old days. :(
kb2vxa
07-16-2011, 06:48 PM
"Damn...Russian cougars in heat...wuuuurrrf!"
Wen, you a waskally wabbit! Huhuhuhuhuuuu.
Soviet Sluts on the prowl?
I hear they just love Bunnehs. Especially with carrots and 'taters.
Reminds me. I've yet to post this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCJb3ZUuKds)
kc7jty
07-17-2011, 03:20 AM
Reminds me. I've yet to post this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCJb3ZUuKds)
Geeez, what a sensitive ass. That cat's a whack job.
ki4itv
07-17-2011, 10:33 AM
Reminds me. I've yet to post this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCJb3ZUuKds)
:lol::lol:
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