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suddenseer
06-27-2011, 04:29 PM
It's always weird shit like this. I guess if a lactating woman squirts breast milk at cops, it's assault with a deadly weapon. Some breasts I have seen are weapons of mass destruction.


Delaware County Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said deputies tried to talk with the woman, who was identified as Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, but she refused to cooperate. "When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk," Davis said.

No one asked the deputies how it tasted.:mrgreen:

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2011/06/27/story-delaware-woman-accused-spraying-deputies-breast-milk.html?sid=102

NA4BH
06-27-2011, 04:32 PM
Did she have any Cap'n Crunch with her? If so she is a cereal killer.

PA5COR
06-27-2011, 04:32 PM
:mrgreen:

Needs:

W2NAP
06-27-2011, 05:04 PM
lol

ad4mg
06-27-2011, 05:58 PM
Did she have any Cap'n Crunch with her? If so she is a cereal killer.

:rofl: :rock: :clap:

WØTKX
06-27-2011, 06:10 PM
Makes Cap'n Crunch go soft?

Guess he's not into that sorta thang.

KG4CGC
06-27-2011, 06:13 PM
Capt Crunch's cabin boy looked effeminate. Remember the old commercials with the whole crew?

NQ6U
06-27-2011, 08:53 PM
No one asked the deputies how it tasted.


Sweeter than cow's milk but not as rich.

W1GUH
06-28-2011, 07:20 AM
Sweeter than cow's milk but not as rich.

Thank you for sharing that. :-|

suddenseer
06-28-2011, 09:52 AM
Sweeter than cow's milk but not as rich.I should have known that answer, but I don't remember how it tasted. I have slept almost 19,000 times since.

KG4CGC
06-29-2011, 12:33 PM
Tasted like sweat. Garlicky sweat. With hint of bacon cheeseburger thrown in.

W1GUH
06-29-2011, 12:46 PM
Mmmmmm....milf milk.

N7YA
06-29-2011, 09:20 PM
Makes Cap'n Crunch go soft?

Guess he's not into that sorta thang.


Anything that softens up that cereal is a good thing! I swear, a bowl of Cap'n Crunch can send a guy to the ER with major lacerations in the mouth....tastes good, though.

W3WN
06-30-2011, 08:08 AM
Captain Crunch cereal sprinkled on a scoop of Breyer's French vanilla ice cream, smoothered in hot fudge sauce.

Decadence.

A luxury I will never be able to indulge in again.

kb2vxa
06-30-2011, 05:27 PM
Mother's milk ice cream comes in chocolate, vanilla, coffee, lemon and strawberry. Ben and Jerry are hard at work trying to figure out how to make cherry without breaking something.