Chipmunk Fun

[N9FE]

Get yourself the trap or "clay pigeon" launcher out and set it up close a window where Da munks are active. Place peanuts, The dry roasted work best, In the tray where the clay target would go. Run the trigger string in the window and wait. Talk on the radio to your friends and see how many points they have got today. When Da monk is sitting eating his nuts, Pull the string and launch the little bastid. Now.. Over both power lines is 10 points. Between the electric and phone line "the hardest" Shot is 25 points. Under the power lines is 5 points. Now before PITA calls me, This does not kill Da monk. But it sends a stern message to him as he's flying over the power lines maybe he should not return to the area. His bretheren also..

[n2ize]

Just shoot em with a 22.

[WØTKX]

I know they are rodents, but that is cruelty. Yea, yea, poisons and shooting them is mean too.

But enjoying it for lulz? :hand:

[WX7P]

You don't like the munks? Get a cat.

I got one right here that will guarantee clear out your rodent issues.

Agree with Dave. That ranks up there with frog baseball on the puerile scale.

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[W3WN]

Sadly, my ex-wife doesn't like peanuts.

(Do I have to explain what her nickname was?)

[WØTKX]

Chipmunk Cheeks?

[N8YX]

Our cat 'Smoky' - whom we lost last July - would bring me live chipmunks as presents.

Only time I would get upset about the critters being around is if they're causing property damage. Same goes for squirrels, rabbits and so forth. Rats and mice get no such passes - the cats or I will kill them on sight.

Suppressed Gamo air rifle shooting PB pellets works very well for any of the above. It'll even handle a groundhog if you're within 50 yards.

[KG4CGC]

Abbey brought me a mouse yesterday while I was out in the yard. It wasn't dead but it was tired.

A few years ago, a cat I met at work was hanging around. I gave him a can of food and the next day he brought me a mouse before he moved on.

They're more human than we are but can get away with acting like total animals. (just a pun folks, don't get upset)

[w2amr]

Get yourself the trap or "clay pigeon" launcher out and set it up close a window where Da munks are active. Place peanuts, The dry roasted work best, In the tray where the clay target would go. Run the trigger string in the window and wait. Talk on the radio to your friends and see how many points they have got today. When Da monk is sitting eating his nuts, Pull the string and launch the little bastid. Now.. Over both power lines is 10 points. Between the electric and phone line "the hardest" Shot is 25 points. Under the power lines is 5 points. Now before PITA calls me, This does not kill Da monk. But it sends a stern message to him as he's flying over the power lines maybe he should not return to the area. His bretheren also..Very uncool

[N9FE]

A little background here. This house i'm living in was empty to 3 years. I have removed 36 chipmonks that were going behind the siding and wrecking this house. I don't own a trap launcher. I have never launched a monk. But i did go through a whole box of pellets for the pellet gun. I wrote this hearing the bastids out in the back yard wondering why they can't live in my house anymore. We put cement skirting like around the rock basement walls right up and over the vinyl siding. Chew through that ya little bastids. So this was wrote just like the fifty ways to kill a cat book.. A little fun after alot of work.

[w3bny]

Get yourself the trap or "clay pigeon" launcher out and set it up close a window where Da munks are active. Place peanuts, The dry roasted work best, In the tray where the clay target would go. Run the trigger string in the window and wait. Talk on the radio to your friends and see how many points they have got today. When Da monk is sitting eating his nuts, Pull the string and launch the little bastid. Now.. Over both power lines is 10 points. Between the electric and phone line "the hardest" Shot is 25 points. Under the power lines is 5 points. Now before PITA calls me, This does not kill Da monk. But it sends a stern message to him as he's flying over the power lines maybe he should not return to the area. His bretheren also..

How about puppies in a water balloon sling shot...now before you call pita..it dosnt kill them...outright...but it sends a stern warning that I have no respect for any living thing.

p.s. 50 points if you can get one hung up on the primaries of a pole transformer.