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KG4CGC
05-03-2011, 10:49 PM
and now my nutz itch ...

rot
05-04-2011, 05:01 AM
My nuts itched first, and then I farted.
These are confusing times.

ki4itv
05-04-2011, 05:11 AM
New wives tale.

If your nutz itch...somebody's probably talkin' shit behind your back.

W5GA
05-04-2011, 07:25 AM
and now my nutz itch ...
Was there a Bic involved?

NQ6U
05-04-2011, 07:40 AM
and now my nutz itch ...

Stop eating fiberglass.

w3bny
05-04-2011, 08:13 AM
Stop eating fiberglass.

Yeah...switch to Rosarita refrieds!

KG4CGC
05-04-2011, 09:25 AM
I should probably soak them.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/2011-04-09205444.jpg

W3WN
05-04-2011, 12:19 PM
and now my nutz itch ...You haven't been eating Top Ramen again, have you?

KG4CGC
05-04-2011, 12:44 PM
You haven't been eating Top Ramen again, have you?
Wouldn't touch the stuff unless all other choices were exhausted and it was life or death. Fried glutenous goo of questionable ingredients and fear of becoming an obsessed collector with a penchant to tell ridiculous tales and turning my wife chaste keeps me distanced from the mysterious concoction.

I should thank the man I remotely refer to for helping come to such a decision.

W3WN
05-04-2011, 01:29 PM
I have no idea whatsoever of whom you refer. Which reminds me, seen any black widow spiders around?

KG4CGC
05-04-2011, 01:33 PM
No Black Widows but quite a bit of those jumping spiders. They don't build a web so much as they jump their prey and paralyze them and drag them bag to their lair. They have huge eyes as far as spiders go and make for interesting photographic subjects.

ab1ga
05-04-2011, 05:31 PM
I have no idea whatsoever of whom you refer. Which reminds me, seen any black widow spiders around?

I've opened up at least a dozen SX-88s and every one of them was packed with them!

KG4CGC
05-04-2011, 05:54 PM
Who would these fartles bear, with a bare bodkin?

NQ6U
05-04-2011, 05:59 PM
Who would these fartles bear, with a bare bodkin?

Way to go, Shakespeare.

KG4CGC
05-04-2011, 06:14 PM
Way to go, Shakespeare.
http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/plugins/ttftitles/cache/d95576eb794173543120dacd866b1343.png (http://craftastrophe.net/2008/11/padding-for-your-pixies/)

http://craftastrophe.net/category/lady-bits-and-pieces/page/11/ Possible NSFW

W1GUH
05-04-2011, 08:07 PM
I should probably soak them.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/2011-04-09205444.jpg

Hope you mean from the inside. The other way would be a waste of [what I hope is] fine scotch!

Profound, existential question of the day....

What is so f'ing funny about farts? I can't help but laugh at farts or fart jokes. Yet, farting is no more inherently funny as an eye blink or sneeze. Cuz they smell? Shit smells worse but it's not nearly as funny as a fart.

The other question is, how do you divide a fart into 12 parts? :chin:

W1GUH
05-04-2011, 08:09 PM
Wouldn't touch the stuff unless all other choices were exhausted and it was life or death. Fried glutenous goo of questionable ingredients and fear of becoming an obsessed collector with a penchant to tell ridiculous tales and turning my wife chaste keeps me distanced from the mysterious concoction.

I should thank the man I remotely refer to for helping come to such a decision.

:rofl::rofl:

ab1ga
05-04-2011, 08:34 PM
...
The other question is, how do you divide a fart into 12 parts? :chin:


The same way Arnold Schoenberg did. :)

W1GUH
05-04-2011, 09:02 PM
Wiki's got a whole article about fart jokes....er... flatulence humor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence_humour).

Guess fart jokes have been around since the dawn of civilization...



It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

From here (http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/07/31/us-joke-odd-idUSKUA14785120080731).

So the oldest known joke is a fart joke. I'll be....

KG4CGC
05-04-2011, 10:56 PM
I think there are more ways to describe the sound of farts that any other aspect of it. George Carlin had a lot to say about farts.

rot
05-05-2011, 06:45 AM
Could be an invaluable teaching tool at the high school level.
As with the Sodium-Water demo in chemistry to break the ice and produce the "Wowsas, Lit teachers could let one rip as a prep to Chaucer's work.
Just as a thought...no actual data on the latter, since in prior grades the notion generally led to the "Quit laughin or leave the room" type situations.
rot

W3WN
05-05-2011, 07:50 AM
Well, while we're on the odiferous subject...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs
2:34

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and you're father... smelled... of elderberries!

rot
05-05-2011, 10:49 AM
:rofl:
Classic stuff.
rot

ab1ga
05-05-2011, 05:44 PM
And now... the master of the art form:

The Fartiste (http://www.ljhelms.com/pet/_pujol/thestory/retro.htm)

ki4itv
05-05-2011, 06:17 PM
And now... the master of the art form:

The Fartiste (http://www.ljhelms.com/pet/_pujol/thestory/retro.htm)

I'm awestruck.

suddenseer
05-14-2011, 01:08 PM
There is another gentleman who has a unique talent as demonstrated in John Water's classic film "Pink Flamingos".

PA5COR
05-14-2011, 03:47 PM
No, but i might know where to find some Hallicrafters and other old gear....

n2ize
05-15-2011, 03:36 AM
I never found farting or fart jokes particularly amusing. As a matter of fact I consider those who cut them in public to be quite rude. I mean for Pete's sake, if you think you're gonna cut one head to a bathroom and cut it privately.

rot
05-15-2011, 10:27 AM
Ah Hah!
The ole Fart supressionist POV.
Always a controversy to be had.
:muhahaha:
rot

W1GUH
05-15-2011, 05:09 PM
I never found farting or fart jokes particularly amusing. As a matter of fact I consider those who cut them in public to be quite rude. I mean for Pete's sake, if you think you're gonna cut one head to a bathroom and cut it privately.

Probably let one rip as you wrote that? Oui?

n2ize
05-16-2011, 01:15 AM
Probably let one rip as you wrote that? Oui?

They don't rip if you cut them properly. :mrgreen:

W1GUH
05-16-2011, 07:50 AM
^^^ That's a gem. Take a bow, John!

rot
05-16-2011, 11:18 AM
They don't rip if you cut them properly. :mrgreen:
Bwaaa..........
Tuba crescendo and Mastery.
dc al fine.
:clap:

ki4itv
05-16-2011, 02:10 PM
They don't rip if you cut them properly. :mrgreen:

Ha! You're not on a ham radio site if somebody doesn't take the old fart cutmudgeon point of view.:lol:

VK3ZL
05-17-2011, 04:02 AM
And here I sit all broken hearted.
Went to crap and only farted..:boohoo:

Bob..VK3ZL..

rot
05-17-2011, 07:08 AM
And here I sit all broken hearted.
Went to crap and only farted..:boohoo:

Bob..VK3ZL..

Humility, in some circles, is considered to be a character building trait.
:-D
rot

W1GUH
05-17-2011, 07:49 AM
And here I sit all broken hearted.
Went to crap and only farted..:boohoo:

Bob..VK3ZL..


It is a man with ambition small
He who writes on shithouse wall.

Collected in 1957 in an outhouse at Lewis Lake campground, Yellowstone Nat'l. Park.

VK3ZL
05-17-2011, 10:23 PM
Geez, we're a crude lot, aint we....

Bob..VK3ZL..

KG4CGC
05-17-2011, 10:42 PM
2 Blokes (Japanese and American) are playing golf. The Japanese guy is getting ready to tee off and suddenly starts talking to his thumb.

American bloke says: "What you doin?"

"Oh, don't worry, with Microtechnology I have a Microphone in my thumb. I was just recording a message."

The 2 men carry on golfing, but all of a sudden the American man makes a funny sound, that amazingly sounds like a fart. The Japanese man looks over at him. 'Oh,' says the American. "Don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax.

NQ6U
05-18-2011, 12:11 AM
Geez, we're a crude lot, aint we....

Bob..VK3ZL..

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