I farted

[KG4CGC]

and now my nutz itch ...

[rot]

My nuts itched first, and then I farted.
These are confusing times.

[ki4itv]

New wives tale.

If your nutz itch...somebody's probably talkin' shit behind your back.

[W5GA]

and now my nutz itch ...
Was there a Bic involved?

[NQ6U]

and now my nutz itch ...

Stop eating fiberglass.

[w3bny]

Stop eating fiberglass.

Yeah...switch to Rosarita refrieds!

[KG4CGC]

I should probably soak them.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/2011-04-09205444.jpg

[W3WN]

and now my nutz itch ...You haven't been eating Top Ramen again, have you?

[KG4CGC]

You haven't been eating Top Ramen again, have you?
Wouldn't touch the stuff unless all other choices were exhausted and it was life or death. Fried glutenous goo of questionable ingredients and fear of becoming an obsessed collector with a penchant to tell ridiculous tales and turning my wife chaste keeps me distanced from the mysterious concoction.

I should thank the man I remotely refer to for helping come to such a decision.

[W3WN]

I have no idea whatsoever of whom you refer. Which reminds me, seen any black widow spiders around?

[KG4CGC]

No Black Widows but quite a bit of those jumping spiders. They don't build a web so much as they jump their prey and paralyze them and drag them bag to their lair. They have huge eyes as far as spiders go and make for interesting photographic subjects.

[ab1ga]

I have no idea whatsoever of whom you refer. Which reminds me, seen any black widow spiders around?

I've opened up at least a dozen SX-88s and every one of them was packed with them!

[KG4CGC]

Who would these fartles bear, with a bare bodkin?

[NQ6U]

Who would these fartles bear, with a bare bodkin?

Way to go, Shakespeare.

[KG4CGC]

Way to go, Shakespeare.
http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/plugins/ttftitles/cache/d95576eb794173543120dacd866b1343.png (http://craftastrophe.net/2008/11/padding-for-your-pixies/)

http://craftastrophe.net/category/lady-bits-and-pieces/page/11/ Possible NSFW

[W1GUH]

I should probably soak them.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/2011-04-09205444.jpg

Hope you mean from the inside. The other way would be a waste of [what I hope is] fine scotch!

Profound, existential question of the day....

What is so f'ing funny about farts? I can't help but laugh at farts or fart jokes. Yet, farting is no more inherently funny as an eye blink or sneeze. Cuz they smell? Shit smells worse but it's not nearly as funny as a fart.

The other question is, how do you divide a fart into 12 parts? :chin:

[W1GUH]

Wouldn't touch the stuff unless all other choices were exhausted and it was life or death. Fried glutenous goo of questionable ingredients and fear of becoming an obsessed collector with a penchant to tell ridiculous tales and turning my wife chaste keeps me distanced from the mysterious concoction.

I should thank the man I remotely refer to for helping come to such a decision.

:rofl::rofl:

[ab1ga]

...
The other question is, how do you divide a fart into 12 parts? :chin:


The same way Arnold Schoenberg did. :)

[W1GUH]

Wiki's got a whole article about fart jokes....er... flatulence humor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence_humour).

Guess fart jokes have been around since the dawn of civilization...



It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

From here (http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/07/31/us-joke-odd-idUSKUA14785120080731).

So the oldest known joke is a fart joke. I'll be....

[KG4CGC]

I think there are more ways to describe the sound of farts that any other aspect of it. George Carlin had a lot to say about farts.

[rot]

Could be an invaluable teaching tool at the high school level.
As with the Sodium-Water demo in chemistry to break the ice and produce the "Wowsas, Lit teachers could let one rip as a prep to Chaucer's work.
Just as a thought...no actual data on the latter, since in prior grades the notion generally led to the "Quit laughin or leave the room" type situations.
rot

[W3WN]

Well, while we're on the odiferous subject...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs
2:34

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and you're father... smelled... of elderberries!

[rot]

:rofl:
Classic stuff.
rot

[ab1ga]

And now... the master of the art form:

The Fartiste (http://www.ljhelms.com/pet/_pujol/thestory/retro.htm)

[ki4itv]

And now... the master of the art form:

The Fartiste (http://www.ljhelms.com/pet/_pujol/thestory/retro.htm)

I'm awestruck.

[suddenseer]

There is another gentleman who has a unique talent as demonstrated in John Water's classic film "Pink Flamingos".

[PA5COR]

No, but i might know where to find some Hallicrafters and other old gear....

[n2ize]

I never found farting or fart jokes particularly amusing. As a matter of fact I consider those who cut them in public to be quite rude. I mean for Pete's sake, if you think you're gonna cut one head to a bathroom and cut it privately.

[rot]

Ah Hah!
The ole Fart supressionist POV.
Always a controversy to be had.
:muhahaha:
rot

[W1GUH]

I never found farting or fart jokes particularly amusing. As a matter of fact I consider those who cut them in public to be quite rude. I mean for Pete's sake, if you think you're gonna cut one head to a bathroom and cut it privately.

Probably let one rip as you wrote that? Oui?

[n2ize]

Probably let one rip as you wrote that? Oui?

They don't rip if you cut them properly. :mrgreen:

[W1GUH]

^^^ That's a gem. Take a bow, John!

[rot]

They don't rip if you cut them properly. :mrgreen:
Bwaaa..........
Tuba crescendo and Mastery.
dc al fine.
:clap:

[ki4itv]

They don't rip if you cut them properly. :mrgreen:

Ha! You're not on a ham radio site if somebody doesn't take the old fart cutmudgeon point of view.:lol:

[VK3ZL]

And here I sit all broken hearted.
Went to crap and only farted..:boohoo:

Bob..VK3ZL..

[rot]

And here I sit all broken hearted.
Went to crap and only farted..:boohoo:

Bob..VK3ZL..

Humility, in some circles, is considered to be a character building trait.
:-D
rot

[W1GUH]

And here I sit all broken hearted.
Went to crap and only farted..:boohoo:

Bob..VK3ZL..


It is a man with ambition small
He who writes on shithouse wall.

Collected in 1957 in an outhouse at Lewis Lake campground, Yellowstone Nat'l. Park.

[VK3ZL]

Geez, we're a crude lot, aint we....

Bob..VK3ZL..

[KG4CGC]

2 Blokes (Japanese and American) are playing golf. The Japanese guy is getting ready to tee off and suddenly starts talking to his thumb.

American bloke says: "What you doin?"

"Oh, don't worry, with Microtechnology I have a Microphone in my thumb. I was just recording a message."

The 2 men carry on golfing, but all of a sudden the American man makes a funny sound, that amazingly sounds like a fart. The Japanese man looks over at him. 'Oh,' says the American. "Don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax.

[NQ6U]

Geez, we're a crude lot, aint we....

Bob..VK3ZL..

[Hock, patooie] Says you! [burrrrp]