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NQ6U
04-01-2011, 03:11 PM
PizzaPrint

Laser fresh every time
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Hungry? Got a laser printer? With PizzaPrint you can print yourself a custom-designed pizza!

Here's how: First, purchase, download, install, and double-click PizzaPrint. Next, fill out your credit card information in the Order window to place an online order for the PizzaPrint Ingredient Kit. The kit includes specially engineered crust and cheese sheets, thin pepperoni slices, narrow bits of bell peppers, precision-width pineapple rings, flattened mushrooms, and other tasty toppings (sorry, no meatballs), each in convenient letter size or A4 size. You'll receive the kit in 6 to 8 weeks.

With your refrigerator fully stocked, launch PizzaPrint whenever you're hungry. Use the Crust menu to select thin or extra thin. Use the Toppings menus to select specific meats, cheeses, and vegetables. Finally, click the Print Pizza button and follow the prompts to insert each paper-thin topping into the manual feed of your laser printer. The peel-off backing will separate automatically. Your pizza is created before your eyes, one layer at a time, and cooked by your laser printer's fuser!

Ummm, delicious!

Warning: Be sure to order replacement ingredients from Ingenuity Ltd., the creator of PizzaPrint. Use of third-party "refill" or "remanufactured" ingredients can degrade pizza quality and may damage your printer.

W5GA
04-01-2011, 04:21 PM
Will it deliver?

NA4BH
04-01-2011, 06:02 PM
Not in sector "R" or "M" after dark.

NQ6U
04-01-2011, 06:08 PM
Not in sector "R" or "M" after dark.

"No anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name DANGER!"

NA4BH
04-01-2011, 06:15 PM
They never deliver up here in the hills, anymore.

NQ6U
04-01-2011, 06:23 PM
Is it too much, friends? (Pull the curtain, Fred) Look at this, look at this steaming heap. Too much of Admirable Bird's crackly brown French-fied Chicken Fingers. Too many cuts of Mother Baker's Deep-Dish Sheep Dip Cherrystone Pie? Too many Tubs of Slaw?

n2ize
04-01-2011, 08:34 PM
I'll stick to pizza baked in a coal or wood fired oven.

NA4BH
04-01-2011, 09:49 PM
Too many Tubs of Slaw?

I'll take two

KG4CGC
04-01-2011, 10:23 PM
Slaw sandwich? Hey, let's order Caucasian for dinner.

NQ6U
04-02-2011, 12:25 AM
I'll take two

Sorry, only one tub per customer. That's Arnie's Whole Beef Halves. We deliver. Everywhere.

WØTKX
04-02-2011, 02:33 PM
Egg 'n anchovies?

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Mmmmmm, Corndoggies?

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With eggroll?

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