for you Charlie Sheen fans

[kc7jty]

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his mom & dad.

no relation to this man:
http://www.albahouse.org/Fulton%20Sheen.jpg

is related to this one:
http://gossip.whyfame.com/files/2010/03/charlie_sheen.jpg

[W3MIV]

Fulton Sheen is one of my great heroes. Those "other" Sheens are a small herd of goats.

[KØWVM]

Wow... WINNING!!

[W5GA]

Dad must be sooooo proud.

[PA5COR]

Already the producers want to do anything to get him back into the series...

[W3MIV]

Nothing so epitomizes the American taste and morality. Lady Gaga becomes Mother Teresa and Bill Clinton stands in for Saint Augustine.

[kc7jty]

and Bill Clinton stands in for Saint Augustine

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hCtXNDGAhxI/SE-oUJDzgiI/AAAAAAAAAoU/4fVKwE--OWg/s400/patrobertson__devil+horns.jpg
speaking of the horny devil.

[ki4itv]

Dad must be sooooo proud.

Must be. It would be hard to outdo Martin...and Charlie is certainly proving himself up to the task.
I've seen Martin down a whole bottle of Mescal in two breaths, then start his motorcycle and ride off to the next watering hole.
He's a pro, no doubt about it.
Charlie got it honest.

[WX7P]

I like Emilio

[KG4CGC]

I like Emilio
He's totally, "Mr. California."

[N2NH]

Must be nice not having a clue about reality, even in an economic meltdown...


“There’s been a tsunami of media, and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”

“I have a 10,000 year old brain and the boogers of a seven-year old.”

Quotes from the Howard Stern interview (as compiled by me from this morning’s live show):

“I’m shakin’ a tree. I’m shakin’ all the trees. ”

[On why he's so quotable] “I’m grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life. I’m not aw shucks… because I’m gnarly.”

“I’m celebrating me, every day.”

[On Sean Penn, who called to offer support] “He is the best actor in the history of the spoken word. We must honor him as a national hero, period the end. He’s got tiger blood, he’s got adonis DNA, he gets it.”


[On Mel Gibson calling to offer support] “Mel’s a rockstar, I love it.”

[On past prostitutes who've gone public with their Charlie Sheen stories] “Yeah, where is she now? She’s under a bridge.”

[On Two and a Half Men, and possibly being replaced] “They all get what they deserve at that point.”

[Upon being asked, 'What do you mean when you say you have tiger's blood] “It’s a metaphor for having absolute rocket fuel in my veins. That’s why people cannot process me.”

“I live inside the truth, and you cannot debate me.”

“Panic is for amateurs and morons.”

[On being asked, 'Are you worth a hundred million dollars?'] “I think I’m worth over a 100 BILLION dollars, but that’s just on a cellular level.”

[On being asked, 'Didn't you used to bang Tabitha Stevens?'] “Yeah, like a thousand years ago when she was hot.”

['And what was that like?'] “I dunno, I was loaded, dude.”

“I’m sober down to my Adonis DNA.”

“And for those that are not onboard, it’s like, ‘Catch ya in the rearview, losers.’”

[N8YX]

Self-delusion is a hell of a drug.

[W3WN]

Wild Thing... I think we loathe you...

[KC2UGV]

Nothing so epitomizes the American taste and morality. Lady Gaga becomes Mother Teresa and Bill Clinton stands in for Saint Augustine.

In all fairness, Lady Gaga does quite a bit of charity work. To the tune of $25K per concert during her Monster Ball tour.