How to install a cheap home security system

[PA5COR]

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

“Cooter"

:mrgreen:

[KJ3N]

:rofl: :rofl:

[PA5COR]

I think it needs more spelling mistakes....;)

[KC2UGV]

This is made of 75% Win, 15% Epic, and 35% lulz

[WV6Z]

This is made of 75% Win, 15% Epic, and 35% lulz

Ahhhh, I see you moved to Buffalo from South Carolina..... yer arifmatic skilz, Bubba, yer showin em!

An Cor, dang Bubba, wut iz it yer tryin ta say mayun?

An too mah cuzzin Charlez.......

I say old sport, I'm off to the polo club to give the Rolls a run and have a damned fine snort or two of a fine single malt. Shall I have James swing by the estate so that you may go along with, squire?

[W5GA]

This is made of 75% Win
As in Winchester?

[PA5COR]

LOL

Love the comments on this ;)

[W2NAP]

lol i still like the sign "trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"

[W5RB]

lol i still like the sign "trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"

Survivors will be prostituted .

[n2ize]

The best protection is to kill anyone who threatenns you and sort out the pieces.... on second thought don't bother :)

[W2NAP]

The best protection is to kill anyone who threatenns you and sort out the pieces.... on second thought don't bother :)

naa.

shoot_them
if=survive "make them swim with the fish"
else
bury them in the forest

[kb2vxa]

Here in Jersey those who live near the Pine Barrens know about our Pineys. If you're walking down a sand track and hear a nearby shot just turn around and walk calmly back the way you came, you won't hear the second.

[KC2SIS]

I have a great home alarm system ........ a Smith & Wesson 40 cal and a 357 Magnum.

I pity the fool who trespasses in this house.

[kb2vxa]

Well Dave, unfortunately that sign I had in mind wouldn't go over well in my home town.

[kd8dey]

Well Dave, unfortunately that sign I had in mind wouldn't go over well in my home town.

I bought that same plate in KY about 15 years ago.

[kb2vxa]

Yup, that image is cropped from a vehicle plate. Drat, I forgot to allude to the fact Dave lives in my home town so everybody missed the point.