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KJ3N
03-13-2011, 12:11 PM
... it's still a great quote. :rofl:
KG4CGC
03-13-2011, 12:25 PM
Fantastic! Rumpus Indeed! He forgot to mention its close proximity to the sewage plant.
WØTKX
03-13-2011, 01:43 PM
Equal Time... Fair and Balanced. :mrgreen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f311XTtqPgc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f311XTtqPgc
KG4CGC
03-13-2011, 02:36 PM
I Love Shin Chan!
WV6Z
03-13-2011, 04:37 PM
I always thought he was a chimp, I had no idea he was human, really.
N2NH
03-18-2011, 09:53 PM
My take on it is "Just because you have a vagina doesn't mean you have to be a c*nt." (NH ORIGINAL)
kc7jty
03-19-2011, 01:35 AM
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kd8dey
03-19-2011, 01:41 AM
http://i51.tinypic.com/2hrfn2e.png

Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie."

Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance - Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
ki4itv
03-19-2011, 11:11 AM
http://i51.tinypic.com/2hrfn2e.png

"With one of these, I can get all of those I want."
W1GUH
03-19-2011, 02:45 PM
My take on it is "Just because you have a vagina doesn't mean you have to be a c*nt." (NH ORIGINAL)

Nice turn of a phrase, but in my experience, yes, having a vagina definitely compels one to be a c*nt.

And, to be fair, it seems that having a penis compels one to be an asshat.
W1GUH
03-19-2011, 02:50 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/2hrfn2e.png

Reminds me of a great QSL card by Rog, K0AAB way back when. It was an XYL/OM qsl card, with both calls and a checkbox to indicate which it was from. And the graphic was the classic:

http://www.superiormusic.com/images/Thereis_difference.jpg
There is a difference.

Just injecting radio relevance!