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KG4CGC
03-09-2011, 02:31 PM
Wow, first I find out that I share a birthday with my favorite computer program, Photoshop (21 y/o) and today I discover that Barbie is also a Pisces. 52 years old but her boobs as still as high as her smile!
Happy Birthday doll of impossible physical standards!

http://todayspictures.slate.com/20110309/
NQ6U
03-09-2011, 02:35 PM
Barbie is [...] 52 years old but her boobs as still as high as her smile!

Well, of course they are—they're fake!
w3bny
03-09-2011, 02:36 PM
Barbie is a super milf...lol.
KG4CGC
03-09-2011, 02:37 PM
Yep, Cougar grade!
NQ6U
03-09-2011, 02:39 PM
Yep, Cougar grade!

To me, Barbie would be a younger woman.
KG4CGC
03-09-2011, 02:42 PM
To me, Barbie would be a younger woman.
Yeah but I was commenting on how she would be after the 20 somethings after all those years of living with that unich, Ken.
W1GUH
03-09-2011, 02:45 PM
http://www.musclecars.net/parts/parts-images-large/1992-mattel-my-life-size-ballerina-barbie-excel-cond_250785630462.jpg

My size Barbie! She's just perfect on dates...always smiling, never says anything disagreeable. What a sweetheart! Got her on eBay.
w3bny
03-09-2011, 02:45 PM
Yeah but I was commenting on how she would be after the 20 somethings after all those years of living with that unich, Ken.

In her Barbie dubblewhide...and her skoal hat...and good birthin hips...
KG4CGC
03-09-2011, 02:52 PM
In her Barbie dubblewhide...and her skoal hat...and good birthin hips...
Ken was great with decorating the Barbie Townhouse but when GI Joe pulled up in the Corvette, nobody gave a shat about eggshell chintz and whether the mullion was imported from Istanbul.
w3bny
03-09-2011, 02:54 PM
Thats becuase GI Joe was a plumber before he joined the special forces...
KG4CGC
03-09-2011, 02:58 PM
Thats becuase GI Joe was a plumber before he joined the special forces...
He certainly had to use "Special Force" to penetrate that plastic cootchie!