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N9FE
03-06-2011, 12:10 PM
My lazy cat will sit in the bathtub and meow like your killing him till i go in there and turn the water on dribble so he can drink and play like a little kid. You think thats bad, My brothers cat will hold up one front paw and limp around till you pick him and say aww poor kitty and give him a treat. Now i know these are all learned behaviors, But it would be more like a dog than a cat.
PA5COR
03-06-2011, 01:47 PM
Humanz always undererestimate the devious mind of catz....;)
KA5PIU
03-06-2011, 01:51 PM
Hello.

I had this cat who was in a sink, my girlfriend thought it was cute.
I walk in, look down, grab faucet handle and let it rip.
She was in the bathtub when kitty comes flying.
Scratch-0-Matic deluxe!!!!!!!
Sogged cat under bed, she screaming nude in the hallway.
Except it was not my girlfriend!
Anyhow, this one finally gets her clothes on and runs out into the driveway when the girlfriend shows up.
This one is barefoot crying wanting somebody to call the cops.
The old man came by again, brought another girlfriend, both were wanted by the police so it was no biggie.
But, 15 minutes of terror followed by laughing.
KC9ECI
03-06-2011, 03:24 PM
One of the cats here will bring a cotton ball to the chosen human and expect that person to toss it over and over again for a rousing game of fetch. The other one likes to chase a laser pointer.
KG4CGC
03-06-2011, 03:26 PM
I guess that's better than looking at erotic etchings.
W7XF
03-06-2011, 03:28 PM
Hello.

I had this cat who was in a sink, my girlfriend thought it was cute.
I walk in, look down, grab faucet handle and let it rip.
She was in the bathtub when kitty comes flying.
Scratch-0-Matic deluxe!!!!!!!
Sogged cat under bed, she screaming nude in the hallway.
Except it was not my girlfriend!
Anyhow, this one finally gets her clothes on and runs out into the driveway when the girlfriend shows up.
This one is barefoot crying wanting somebody to call the cops.
The old man came by again, brought another girlfriend, both were wanted by the police so it was no biggie.
But, 15 minutes of terror followed by laughing.

1080p or it didn't happen xD
NQ6U
03-06-2011, 04:52 PM
1080p or it didn't happen xD

Fixed that for you.
KA5PIU
03-06-2011, 10:47 PM
Hello.

Laser pointer?
anything in the 300 milliwatt range?

And, between Jane Humble and her hubby, Elward E. Humble, and "the 2 idiots", there was nothing to expect.
I moved out around 1975, about the time the OM got out of the military and before the pen.
1080 anything did not exist when all this went down.
In fact, sound on film was not all that common and polaroid was as instant as you were going to get.
E. T. Humble, a retired Telco employee, decided to screw with the bikers when the Hells Angels and Bandidos were marking off turf into Mexico with the drug lords when he and the old man decided to "cross the line".
Both had been beaten badly when the police found them.
KC9ECI
03-06-2011, 11:16 PM
Huh?
n2ize
03-06-2011, 11:29 PM
Hello.

Laser pointer?
anything in the 300 milliwatt range?



Not unless you want a blind cat. :) Heck, a laser in the 50-60 Mw range will do some nasty damage to eyes. One in the 300 Mw range will do it a lot faster,.
KG4CGC
03-07-2011, 12:04 AM
Youngest cat here likes to play in the tub, insisting that I turn the water on for her. She nods her head as she trills and looks at me with inquisitive eyes.
Then she like to help me wash dishes.
WØTKX
03-07-2011, 12:08 AM
You are being watched cat haterz.

http://whatannoys.me/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mean-outside-cat.jpg
KG4CGC
03-07-2011, 12:38 AM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/91ba1a54.jpg


Fixed it fur ya.
NQ6U
03-07-2011, 12:32 PM
Nice job on the eye, Charles.
KG4CGC
03-07-2011, 12:58 PM
Nice job on the eye, Charles.
I was going for the Grumpy OLD Popeye with a little Uncle Ruckus.
Thanks. I had to recast the pupil.
NQ6U
03-07-2011, 01:00 PM
I was going for the Grumpy OLD Popeye with a little Uncle Ruckus.
Thanks. I had to recast the pupil.

Suggestion? Blur the bottom end of the pupil just a bit. The edge looks a little too hard as it stands.
KG4CGC
03-07-2011, 01:11 PM
Suggestion? Blur the bottom end of the pupil just a bit. The edge looks a little too hard as it stands.
Yep. It's already only 1 pixel wide on the bottom end.
NQ6U
03-07-2011, 01:14 PM
Yep. It's already only 1 pixel wide on the bottom end.

Got you. Kind of hard to do anything with that. You'd have to do several pixels by hand, blending the color of each pixel with a bit of the iris color. Probably not worth it unless you're getting paid.