View Full Version : They're Gonna Feel My Junk
X-Rated
03-04-2011, 03:05 PM
Well, the time had to come. I will be flying for the first time since they started feeling passengers up Wednesday next. I know I will just scream like crazy without the "s". But I will be going to Atlanta and then to Peachtree City. Foarland, here I come.
KG4CGC
03-04-2011, 03:06 PM
Are you taking any special precautions? Prophylactics?
WØTKX
03-04-2011, 03:13 PM
NuttyBuddy anyone?
http://www.mmagearguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/nutty-budyy.jpg
KG4CGC
03-04-2011, 03:16 PM
Ever been kicked in the cup? It's not like in the movies, that shit still hurts.
X-Rated
03-04-2011, 03:23 PM
I think Sheiks should do. Whichever has the larger reservoir.
Shut up, citizen, and take your groping like the animal you are. After all...there are eeeebil Mooslims on the loose.
kd8dey
03-04-2011, 03:50 PM
Shut up, citizen, and take your groping like the animal you are. After all...there are eeeebil Mooslims on the loose.
Al-Gebra has been operating on these shores for years.
kc7jty
03-05-2011, 07:45 PM
How I so wish I could be the one to squeeze you by the balls, if only for a second or two.
W3MIV
03-05-2011, 07:59 PM
How I so wish I could be the one to squeeze you by the balls, if only for a second or two.
Why, that's so.... that's just so.... just so romantic of you, Bill.
n2ize
03-05-2011, 08:06 PM
How I so wish I could be the one to squeeze you by the balls, if only for a second or two.
OUCH !!!!!!
KG4CGC
03-05-2011, 08:30 PM
Well, I have heard that Bill has a soft spot.
X-Rated
03-05-2011, 10:31 PM
Well, I have heard that Bill has a soft spot.
I guess I should be honored, but I somehow feel that he would be thinking about 2I during the ordeal.
kc7jty
03-05-2011, 11:13 PM
your insight is astounding but I'll take what I can get.
N2CHX
03-06-2011, 07:44 AM
Al-Gebra has been operating on these shores for years.
Don't you mean El Gerbil?
kd8dey
03-06-2011, 01:58 PM
Don't you mean El Gerbil?
If they were looking for El Gerbil they would probably throw in the "complimentary" body cavity search.
KG4CGC
03-06-2011, 02:02 PM
If they touch your junk, you touch their junk back!
KA5PIU
03-06-2011, 02:08 PM
Ever been kicked in the cup? It's not like in the movies, that shit still hurts.
Hello.
Was in Mexico City when one Patrick Miller kicked me in the nuts.
I shot him right in the knee cap.
Somehow he did not lose his knee.
A few months later he comes at me again, I shot him in the shoulder and told him the next time I saw him it would be a head shot.
He is still alive and lives in San Antonio.
And the offer still stands.
.there are eeeebil Mooslims on the loose.
Yes! They've even infiltrated the Senate, past and present: al-Gore, al-Simpson, al-Franken...
W3MIV
03-06-2011, 02:20 PM
<groan>
<groan>
What? Are you one o' dem mooslum luvers?
W4RLR
03-07-2011, 12:44 AM
How I so wish I could be the one to squeeze you by the balls, if only for a second or two.You sick bastage. Quit hanging around airport restrooms.
KG4CGC
03-07-2011, 12:47 AM
Hello.
Was in Mexico City when one Patrick Miller kicked me in the nuts.
I shot him right in the knee cap.
Somehow he did not lose his knee.
A few months later he comes at me again, I shot him in the shoulder and told him the next time I saw him it would be a head shot.
He is still alive and lives in San Antonio.
And the offer still stands.
But if you miss it's OK. The ball is attached to a string so you don't lose it.
kc7jty
03-07-2011, 12:54 AM
Hello.
Was in Mexico City when one Patrick Miller kicked me in the nuts.
I shot him right in the knee cap.
Somehow he did not lose his knee.
A few months later he comes at me again, I shot him in the shoulder and told him the next time I saw him it would be a head shot.
He is still alive and lives in San Antonio.
And the offer still stands.
Was he a CIA agent?
kc7jty
03-07-2011, 01:00 AM
You sick bastage. Quit hanging around airport restrooms.
You're right, too expensive, I have to buy a ticket to get in.
I'm trying a dating service now (for feminine types), there might be hope?
X-Rated
03-07-2011, 10:30 AM
You sick bastage. Quit hanging around airport restrooms.
He was talking about MY balls.
Not yours.
NA4BH
03-07-2011, 01:50 PM
Hello.
Was in Mexico City when one Patrick Miller kicked me in the nuts.
I shot him right in the knee cap.
Somehow he did not lose his knee.
A few months later he comes at me again, I shot him in the shoulder and told him the next time I saw him it would be a head shot.
He is still alive and lives in San Antonio.
And the offer still stands.
That exact thing happened on a movie last week, what a coincidence.
That exact thing happened on a movie last week, what a coincidence.
Only place it could happen and have the shooter get away with it. They don't take kindly to gringos totin' weapons down there in Mexico. If Hajji Rudi did what he claimed, he'd still be in the slammer, writing letters to his friends and family trying to get the money he needs to buy a mattress and some decent food. In a Mexican prison, you have to pay your own way if you want anything better than bare subsistence.
w3bny
03-07-2011, 02:02 PM
D00D...Download Donna Summers "Love to love you" and put it on your I-whatevah.... When you get all felt up and stuff...play it on speaker and wiggle a little bit.
NA4BH
03-07-2011, 02:06 PM
Only place it could happen and have the shooter get away with it. They don't take kindly to gringos totin' weapons down there in Mexico. If Hajji Rudi did what he claimed, he'd still be in the slammer, writing letters to his friends and family trying to get the money he needs to buy a mattress and some decent food. In a Mexican prison, you have to pay your own way if you want anything better than bare subsistence.
You saw it too? Who was that, Faye Wray?
X-Rated
03-07-2011, 02:35 PM
D00D...put it on your I-whatevah.... ...
The only I-item I have is the I-ME.
ab1ga
03-07-2011, 06:41 PM
Well, the time had to come. I will be flying for the first time since they started feeling passengers up Wednesday next. I know I will just scream like crazy without the "s". But I will be going to Atlanta and then to Peachtree City. Foarland, here I come.
The touching may be a bit uncomfortable, but the giggling after they're done is very demoralizing.
X-Rated
03-07-2011, 09:50 PM
The touching may be a bit uncomfortable, but the giggling after they're done is very demoralizing.
Big men, giggling like little girls. That's the way it goes.
w6tmi
03-07-2011, 09:56 PM
Hello.
WART
NA4BH
03-07-2011, 10:04 PM
WART
You achieved a WART by proxy.
KG4CGC
03-07-2011, 10:07 PM
4013
KG4CGC
03-07-2011, 10:22 PM
You achieved a WART by proxy.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/e3c5914b.jpg
W4RLR
03-07-2011, 11:02 PM
He was talking about MY balls.
Not yours.So you hang around airport restrooms?
kc7jty
03-07-2011, 11:09 PM
Junior high revisited.
w6tmi
03-07-2011, 11:11 PM
Junior high revisited.
Yo Momma!
NA4BH
03-07-2011, 11:14 PM
Yo Momma!
yo daddy's momma. :rofl: :rofl:
KG4CGC
03-07-2011, 11:18 PM
Yo momma's so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma's so ugly,
when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/insults/insult9.htm
X-Rated
03-08-2011, 08:15 AM
So you hang around airport restrooms?
When I am at the airport, I have been known to partake of the activities of the airport restrooms. I don't wear Depends.
X-Rated
03-27-2011, 05:22 PM
Well, to catch you all up on the experience, I left O'Hare a few weeks ago. The experience was like always before. I went through the magnetometer. Then going from Atlanta back to Chicago, they run the nudie scan on me so they could get pics for the wife at their homes.
So not all airports invade to the genital inspections.
WØTKX
03-27-2011, 07:10 PM
Atlanta profiled you as Northerner Scum.
X-Rated
03-27-2011, 08:29 PM
Scrote. They don't know what they look like there.
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