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N2NH
02-27-2011, 01:11 AM
Apparently things got too hot to handle. Not to mention at least 3 Darwin Award nominees in this story.


"She told them [fire marshals] that while she was having sex, she was getting aroused, she was getting into it and she didn't realize that their activity had knocked over some of the candles around the bed," the source said.

The candles ignited linen and clothes on the floor, and the room quickly caught fire.

"The sex must have been so good they didn't see it coming," said one law-enforcement source. "Maybe they should have practiced safe sex."

1 Dead, 100 Homeless.

Things never seem to change in Brooklyn...

Last Saturday's fatal Brooklyn fire started by voodoo sex rite (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/fatal_klyn_fire_was_hex_rated_N0NlwUMYxxfrOEb1o7FS vN#ixzz1F8Xi2N8i)

Pix Here. (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/five_alarm_klyn_fire_ffqvEBdrfkTGmQjINSHCdN)
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011/02/19/news/photos_galleries/cropped/13firePM213338--500x380.jpg
KG4CGC
02-27-2011, 01:23 AM
Someone paint an X on that bitch.
NA4BH
02-27-2011, 01:24 AM
Someone paint an X on that bitch.

She does kick.
N2NH
02-27-2011, 01:37 AM
Someone paint an X on that bitch.


She does kick.

:rofl: Damned you guys are good. Quick too! :lol::clap:
W3WN
02-28-2011, 10:27 AM
Hedley Lamarr (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0466327/): Now: Go do that voodoo that you do so well!
...and she paid HIM $300 to have sex with her? Dang, I AM in the wrong line of work...
NQ6U
02-28-2011, 12:20 PM
...and she paid HIM $300 to have sex with her? Dang, I AM in the wrong line of work...

No kidding. How does one get a job like that anyway?
W3WN
02-28-2011, 03:34 PM
No kidding. How does one get a job like that anyway?Well... if you saw that picture of her, and granted not exactly the most flattering one available...

on second thought, let's stop right now and not go there.
NQ6U
02-28-2011, 04:53 PM
Well... if you saw that picture of her, and granted not exactly the most flattering one available...

on second thought, let's stop right now and not go there.

Yeah, but for $300...
W3WN
02-28-2011, 08:18 PM
Yeah, but for $300...
I am reminded of a joke regarding a British statesman or playwright (I've heard it both ways) and a distinguished woman he was talking to at a party.

"We've already determined THAT, now we are just haggling over price!"
n2ize
03-10-2011, 10:33 AM
She does kick.

They'll be a lot of kicking alright. They're gonna kick her ass right into JAIL !!
N2NH
03-13-2011, 12:06 AM
I guess sparks flew. Things that make you go hmmmm?
kd8dey
03-13-2011, 12:28 AM
They were trying to raise Mr Johnson from the dead?
N2NH
03-13-2011, 12:44 AM
They were trying to raise Mr Johnson from the dead?

Maybe that woodie got too hot?