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n2ize
02-17-2011, 11:38 PM
I have decided to become an extreme radical ultraconservative.
X-Rated
02-17-2011, 11:43 PM
It fits you well.
W4RLR
02-18-2011, 12:35 AM
I have decided to become an extreme radical ultraconservative.That would put you to the far right of me, and I have been accused of being the Island's arch-conservative. Good, I don't want that title.
KG4CGC
02-18-2011, 12:45 AM
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NQ6U
02-18-2011, 01:19 AM
I have decided to become an extreme radical ultraconservative.

Charles, Kelli and I did that for one night. It wore off as soon as we sobered up and, trust me on this, it's not worth the hangover.
N2NH
02-18-2011, 03:09 AM
Hmmm... Glenn Beck uses Vicks Vapo-Rub. I hear that's the way to go.
:snicker:
WØTKX
02-18-2011, 04:49 AM
http://www.rall.com/uploaded_images/1-31-09-743984.jpg

http://www.spokesmanreview.com/blogs/commcomm/media/horsey-rt-wing-radio.jpg
w3bny
02-18-2011, 10:51 AM
Good luck with that.


Hmmm... Glenn Beck uses Vicks Vapo-Rub. I hear that's the way to go.
:snicker:

What...he rubs it all over his junk or what. Go for pure-cap FTW!
N2CHX
02-18-2011, 10:56 AM
Charles, Kelli and I did that for one night. It wore off as soon as we sobered up and, trust me on this, it's not worth the hangover.

Never again. :lol:
suddenseer
02-18-2011, 11:47 AM
I am sure there are many good substance abuse programs available where you live.
n2ize
02-18-2011, 12:52 PM
I am sure there are many good substance abuse programs available where you live.

Only liberals need substance abuse programs. Substance abuse affects only liberals. Us ultra conservatives are 100% responsible and 100% clean living. We never abuse substances. We keep clean and straight and narrow. :)
WØTKX
02-18-2011, 12:57 PM
Your conservative mindset abuses reality without pharmacopoeia. :neener:
W3WN
02-18-2011, 12:57 PM
I have decided to become an extreme radical ultraconservative.
Ah, OK, whatever. But that doesn't make me a Liberal.
N2CHX
02-18-2011, 01:00 PM
Only liberals need substance abuse programs. Substance abuse affects only liberals. Us ultra conservatives are 100% responsible and 100% clean living. We never abuse substances. We keep clean and straight and narrow. :)

Haven't you done this before? I seem to recall it didn't turn out well.
KG4CGC
02-18-2011, 01:25 PM
Haven't you done this before? I seem to recall it didn't turn out well.
Yeah, I think it resulted in a Mark Foley Summer Camp encounter.
NQ6U
02-18-2011, 01:26 PM
Yeah, I think it resulted in a Mark Foley Summer Camp encounter.

And some time in a Minneapolis airport restroom stall.
W3WN
02-18-2011, 04:23 PM
Restroom stall? Don't you mean a rasslin' ring? Not that there's much difference, these days...

Oh, wait, sorry, I was thinking of Mick Foley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_Foley).
ab1ga
02-18-2011, 05:37 PM
I have decided to become an extreme radical ultraconservative.

Horsepoop, you ain't got the stuff for it. You'll never make it through the initiation rite: sitting through a Sarah Palin TV/Radio/Web marathon.
No cheating, either. You'll be prepared like Alex was in "A Clockwork Orange", eyes propped open, sound on full.
And you have to wink when it's all over.

With my deepest condolences,
N2NH
02-19-2011, 01:14 AM
Haven't you done this before? I seem to recall it didn't turn out well.

Hey ROCKY! Watch me pull a conservative out of my hat!

AGAIN??!?

Presto! CHANGE-O!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gOlwoEN4HPc/SSMVyDoo8JI/AAAAAAAAAGc/eLnC6YDcdcA/s400/rocky%26bullwinkleS.jpg

And having finally ironed out the kinks in his trick, Bullwinkle, emboldened, set out on a new mission to exorcise Morans out of conservatives butts...