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kc7jty
02-10-2011, 02:12 AM
Thinking about Huevos Rancheros tomorrow at Abey's
http://www.abelardosmexicanfood.com/images/menutable.png

There's a little señorita in here that likes it when I order in Spanish.

Yo: Plato de huevos rancheros para aqui.
Ella: A tomar?
Yo: Jugo de naranja.

This place isn't perfect, but pretty authentic, and the portions are coo coo LARGE.
W5GA
02-10-2011, 09:27 AM
I prefer Huevos con Chorizo.
W3WN
02-10-2011, 10:30 AM
I prefer Huevos con Chorizo.

Chorizo? Isn't he Racing Sausage #5?
W5GA
02-10-2011, 12:15 PM
3938
Ricky Racer
KG4CGC
02-10-2011, 04:19 PM
Did someone call for, El-Chorizo?
http://big-giant.com/thebeege/2008/10/31/el-chorizo/
NQ6U
02-10-2011, 05:29 PM
Did someone call for, El-Chorizo?

Hah! He is no match for...El Santo! (http://www.canoe.ca/SlamWrestlingFeatures/santo.html)

http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesS/santo2.jpg
KG4CGC
02-10-2011, 06:20 PM
Me thinks El-Santo is packing a few too many socks.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/3638b0f9.jpg
NQ6U
02-10-2011, 06:39 PM
Me thinks El-Santo is packing a few too many socks.

¡Hah! Those are no socks, mi amigo! That is his..how you say?... his pito!
KG4CGC
02-10-2011, 07:04 PM
¡Hah! Those are no socks, mi amigo! That is his..how you say?... his pito!
Form of mel pito =socks.
NQ6U
02-10-2011, 07:09 PM
El Santo has un pito mas grande! Mas grande del mundo!
kc7jty
02-10-2011, 11:40 PM
the huevos rancheros were terrible.
NQ6U
02-10-2011, 11:42 PM
the huevos rancheros were terrible.

Damn! Ain't that a bitch?
KG4CGC
02-11-2011, 12:06 AM
I think you can get huevos rancheros in a can on the International isle at one of the local grocers here.
kc7jty
02-11-2011, 12:54 AM
prolly about as good. I knew something was amiss when she asked if I wanted flour or corn tortillas.
Had huevos rancheros at the mercado on Isla Mujeres some years back. They was sooo goood.
KG4CGC
02-11-2011, 01:07 AM
prolly about as good. I knew something was amiss when she asked if I wanted flour or corn tortillas.
Had huevos rancheros at the mercado on Isla Mujeres some years back. They was sooo goood.
Alas, it may be a distant memory, like the true, honest to goodness, genuine homemade grits I had at a little hole in the wall in Macon Georgia in 1976. Best I've ever had. The waitress that took my order must have been a hundred years old.
I think I was riding a Greyhound out of South Florida. Stopped in Macon about 6AM.
kc7jty
02-11-2011, 03:44 AM
si muchacho
KA5PIU
02-11-2011, 06:14 AM
Thinking about Huevos Rancheros tomorrow at Abey's
http://www.abelardosmexicanfood.com/images/menutable.png

There's a little señorita in here that likes it when I order in Spanish.

Yo: Plato de huevos rancheros para aqui.
Ella: A tomar?
Yo: Jugo de naranja.

This place isn't perfect, but pretty authentic, and the portions are coo coo LARGE.

Hello.

The place looks like a taco bell!
W3MIV
02-11-2011, 06:31 AM
Hello.

The place looks like a taco bell!


Usted no sabe un Taco Bell si tropiezan por la puerta trasera.
NQ6U
02-11-2011, 12:01 PM
Aqui es "Taco Bell":

http://www.theinquirer.net/img/6374/telmex-attacks-by-air.jpg?1241332076
kds
02-13-2011, 12:10 AM
Looks like he's wearing his underwear over his leggings/pants/tights/whatever. Look at the size of those hands too!
KG4CGC
02-24-2011, 02:43 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/elchorizo.jpg
kc7jty
02-24-2011, 03:59 PM
Eeh Flaco, como estas tu chorizo?
Bien, gracias.
KG4CGC
02-24-2011, 04:06 PM
El viejo hombre del pelo oscuro en el norte tiene una uretra estrecha.
kc7jty
02-24-2011, 06:27 PM
Sí y mucho dolor tambien.
kc7jty
02-24-2011, 06:36 PM
We doan-eed no steen-keen green goes y tu estás un poco loco abuelo.
WV6Z
02-24-2011, 06:37 PM
Es difícil ser mejor que un jugoso grande y gordo palpitante chorizo.
W3MIV
02-24-2011, 06:42 PM
Gracias pero no gracias. Prefiero mantener mi espalda contra la pared.
WV6Z
02-24-2011, 06:47 PM
Tal vez debería haber dejado a la parte latido de mi declaración. Una fantástica Inglés 'banger' sería más bien la bienvenida ahora.
KG4CGC
02-24-2011, 06:48 PM
¿salchicha temblante gorda del ajo?
NQ6U
02-24-2011, 10:11 PM
¿salchicha temblante gorda del ajo?

Mala traducción electrónica de “chorizo”
WV6Z
02-25-2011, 09:11 AM
*cara de palma* Se dice claramente una salchicha de grasa sensación pulsátil. ¿Es realmente tan difícil de seguir?

And for the Spanish impaired..... hint, hint.....

*face palm* It plainly states a fat throbbing sausage. Is it really that hard to follow?

salchicha = chorizo......... ¿Entiendes lo que estoy diciendo ahora? !Caray amigos, esto es en el nivel de español de escuela secundaria!

Oh, and how the hell do you do an upside down exclamation point?
NQ6U
02-25-2011, 11:39 AM
Oh, and how the hell do you do an upside down exclamation point?

Like this: ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

On a Mac, you hit ALT-1. I dunno about Windows or Linux.
W5GA
02-28-2011, 01:42 PM
Like this: ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

On a Mac, you hit ALT-1. I dunno about Windows or Linux.
Even easier...you repeatedly press the letter I key in lower case.
KG4CGC
02-28-2011, 02:31 PM
¿Has anyone tried ALT 168?
¿¿??¿?¿?