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W3WN
02-08-2011, 11:03 AM
"Death by Armed Rooster Karmic Retribution" (http://www.examiner.com/urban-chickens-in-kansas-city/death-by-armed-rooster-karmic-retribution)

OK gang, once you've read the link and are done :rofl: you can start lining up the obvious puns referencing the other name for a male chicken.
W5GA
02-08-2011, 11:21 AM
"Death by Armed Rooster Karmic Retribution" (http://www.examiner.com/urban-chickens-in-kansas-city/death-by-armed-rooster-karmic-retribution)

OK gang, once you've read the link and are done :rofl: you can start lining up the obvious puns referencing the other name for a male chicken.
Yeah, saw this on MSNBC too. Funny stuff.
X-Rated
02-08-2011, 11:33 AM
Yeah, saw this on MSNBC too. Funny stuff.

I have known people who had made their livelihood on fighting cocks. It is devastating to them when their prized fighter goes down. They are very dangerous. I have had roosters flog me. They weren't armed, but it hurts nonetheless. I can easily see how one with knives could kill a man. No problem here.
W5GA
02-08-2011, 11:53 AM
I have known people who had made their livelihood on fighting cocks. It is devastating to them when their prized fighter goes down. They are very dangerous. I have had roosters flog me. They weren't armed, but it hurts nonetheless. I can easily see how one with knives could kill a man. No problem here.
Believe me, I know only too well about roosters. I've had several with their natural equipment, and yes they can beat you up pretty good if you aren't watching them. I booted one 1/2 way to the top of my barn one day when he wouldn't leave me alone. He quit after that, and didn't seem any worse for the wear.
N2CHX
02-08-2011, 01:43 PM
This was posted on another site with the headline "Man Killed By Cock"
w3bny
02-08-2011, 01:59 PM
St. Peter: So...tell me again how you got here?

Poor guy: I got killed by a big angry black cock.
KG4CGC
02-08-2011, 02:02 PM
This was posted on another site with the headline "Man Killed By Cock"
Equine?
Par for the course in KY, TN and SC.
W5GA
02-08-2011, 02:09 PM
Equine?
Par for the course in KY, TN and SC.
Fillet O'Mustang Wang
N8YX
02-08-2011, 02:16 PM
Fillet O'Mustang Wang
Google "Mr. Hands" +Washington state.

That is all.

/out
W3WN
02-08-2011, 03:37 PM
This was posted on another site with the headline "Man Killed By Cock"
Oh, believe me, the temptation was strong with that one.
NQ6U
02-08-2011, 03:56 PM
This is all BS. Roosters ain't got no arms.
X-Rated
02-08-2011, 04:01 PM
This was posted on another site with the headline "Man Killed By Cock"

STD. Sharp Tied Device.
VK3ZL
02-08-2011, 08:07 PM
That reminds me of the old peasant riding his donkey to market carrying a couple of chickens in his arms....The contrary donkey baulked at the crossroads and the peasant couldn't get him to move....Just then a young lass was passing by and asked the peasant if she could help..

.."Yes" he replied, "Would you hold my cock and pullet while I tickle my ass"?...:chin:

Bob..VK3ZL..
N2NH
02-08-2011, 08:49 PM
Instant Karma.
w6tmi
02-09-2011, 01:42 AM
I'll have my revenge, my pretty and on your cock too!



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N2NH
02-10-2011, 11:36 PM
Is this what they mean when they say the Roosters have come home to roost?