Idle thoughts..

[VK3ZL]

Sitting here daydreaming as usual..

Pondering these two intellectual puzzlers which sort of don't quite make sense but conjure amazing flashes of imagination...

If vegetarians eat vegetables then what to humanitarians eat ??

If olives are crushed to make olive oil, how do they make baby oil ??

Jeannie tells me I should be in a straight jacket but I believe these and other similar questions are plainly logical...:chin::chin:

Bob..VK3ZL..

[KG4CGC]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::giggity::cheers:

[PA5COR]

What's in a name Bob?
You just proved, nothing deductable ;)
At least you made me laugh this morning, thanks for that ;)

[kc7jty]

Reminds me of a Ziggy cartoon:
He's holding an aerosol can up with the top depressed.
On the can are the words Bug Spray.
Coming out is an ever larger growing stream of bugs.

[W1GUH]

Do infants have as much fun in the infantry as adults do in adultery?

[W3WN]

If tin whistles are made out of tin, (http://www.ceder.net/recorddb/viewsingle.php4?RecordId=788)what are foghorns made out of? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Does_Your_Chewing_Gum_Lose_It's_Flavor_(On_The_Bed post_Over_Night))

[w2amr]

If fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

[WA4TM]

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

[kb2crk]

why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway???

[W3MPS]

Son: "Dad, can I have $30.00 to go to the mall?"

Dad: "Sure, but only if you can spell money for me."

S: "Ok, m-o-n-e-y. Now gimme my $30.00."

D: "Not so fast. It's spelled m-o-f-n-e-y."

S: "But Dad, there's no "F" in money."

D: "My point exactly, now get your ass out there and mow the damn lawn."

[X-Rated]

If life insurance insures your life, what does disaster insurance insure?

[VK3ZL]

If you smoke in a smoking jacket and sleep in a sleeping bag, what do you do in a windbreaker ??

bob..VK3ZL..

[W3MPS]

Life, it's kinda like what the dog said when he wiped his ass with sandpaper. "Ruff!"


And if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't that make the plural of spouse be spice?