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VK3ZL
01-26-2011, 02:31 AM
Sitting here daydreaming as usual..

Pondering these two intellectual puzzlers which sort of don't quite make sense but conjure amazing flashes of imagination...

If vegetarians eat vegetables then what to humanitarians eat ??

If olives are crushed to make olive oil, how do they make baby oil ??

Jeannie tells me I should be in a straight jacket but I believe these and other similar questions are plainly logical...:chin::chin:

Bob..VK3ZL..

KG4CGC
01-26-2011, 02:43 AM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::giggity::cheers:

PA5COR
01-26-2011, 03:40 AM
What's in a name Bob?
You just proved, nothing deductable ;)
At least you made me laugh this morning, thanks for that ;)

kc7jty
01-26-2011, 04:24 AM
Reminds me of a Ziggy cartoon:
He's holding an aerosol can up with the top depressed.
On the can are the words Bug Spray.
Coming out is an ever larger growing stream of bugs.

W1GUH
01-26-2011, 08:51 AM
Do infants have as much fun in the infantry as adults do in adultery?

W3WN
01-27-2011, 02:33 PM
If tin whistles are made out of tin, (http://www.ceder.net/recorddb/viewsingle.php4?RecordId=788)what are foghorns made out of? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Does_Your_Chewing_Gum_Lose_It's_Flavor_(On_The_Bed post_Over_Night))

w2amr
01-28-2011, 06:00 AM
If fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

WA4TM
01-28-2011, 05:32 PM
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

kb2crk
01-29-2011, 01:15 AM
why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway???

W3MPS
02-01-2011, 09:11 AM
Son: "Dad, can I have $30.00 to go to the mall?"

Dad: "Sure, but only if you can spell money for me."

S: "Ok, m-o-n-e-y. Now gimme my $30.00."

D: "Not so fast. It's spelled m-o-f-n-e-y."

S: "But Dad, there's no "F" in money."

D: "My point exactly, now get your ass out there and mow the damn lawn."

X-Rated
02-01-2011, 12:06 PM
If life insurance insures your life, what does disaster insurance insure?

VK3ZL
02-01-2011, 09:02 PM
If you smoke in a smoking jacket and sleep in a sleeping bag, what do you do in a windbreaker ??

bob..VK3ZL..

W3MPS
02-01-2011, 11:01 PM
Life, it's kinda like what the dog said when he wiped his ass with sandpaper. "Ruff!"


And if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't that make the plural of spouse be spice?