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KG4CGC
01-25-2011, 04:15 PM
http://www.thedoctorstv.com/main/show_synopsis/677?section=synopsis


Kodie says she doesn't feel fresh unless she douches nearly every day. "I feel the need to douche because I just feel a woman needs to be clean down there," she says. "I've been doing it for 17 years. Especially after intercourse, I feel like I have to do it all the time."

http://www3.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/932681135b5e36771ae1a8546fa07178c6fb9aa4f229e48250 a968ea062680b95g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=q011zlpxtdodbh8&thumb=4)

PA5COR
01-25-2011, 04:25 PM
Wow...
I have taken a shower or 2 a day or a bath and shower at least every day all my life...
Wait till summer comes, i'll be camping in the shower ;)

KG4CGC
01-25-2011, 04:31 PM
Tune in next week folks. Space Rocks™ and enemas will be the topic du jour. Maybe they'll have Jamie Lee Curtis on hawking the poop yogurt.

W3WN
01-25-2011, 04:34 PM
Well. That's a fun fact I could have lived without.

Who the hell is Kodie, anyway? [That's a rhetorical question, no answer is needed. Really!]

kd8dey
01-25-2011, 04:35 PM
Slow brined vinegar pickle??

W5RB
01-25-2011, 04:43 PM
Words escape me , except these , which I've said since 1980 . "There are too many channels on television."

KG4CGC
01-25-2011, 04:56 PM
Well, You know what momma always told her kids: "No dessert until you clean your plate."

NA4BH
01-25-2011, 04:57 PM
Which one would you rather smell?

http://www.overstockdrugstore.com/product_images/m/041608871005.jpg

http://thestatechamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/alg_drum-fish.jpg

kd8dey
01-25-2011, 09:04 PM
Well, You know what momma always told her kids: "No dessert until you clean your plate."

Mine always told me "Don't do that , You'll go blind".......

WA4TM
01-25-2011, 09:11 PM
Mine always told me "Don't do that , You'll go blind".......

To which I answered "Can I just keep it up until I need glasses?"

W4RLR
01-25-2011, 10:56 PM
Which one would you rather smell?

http://www.overstockdrugstore.com/product_images/m/041608871005.jpg

http://thestatechamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/alg_drum-fish.jpg

To which I reply, what would you rather taste, salad dressing or tuna?

NA4BH
01-25-2011, 11:00 PM
That reminds me of what the blind man said when the fish wagon went by.

KG4CGC
01-25-2011, 11:02 PM
That reminds me of what the blind man said when the fish wagon went by.
Did you ask him how he knows when he's done wiping?

NQ6U
01-25-2011, 11:05 PM
That reminds me of what the blind man said when the fish wagon went by.

"Good morning, girls."

kb2crk
01-26-2011, 01:03 AM
if it smells like fish, its a dish.....
if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.....

KG4CGC
01-26-2011, 01:15 AM
Does Kodie suffer from poor self image because of ... "Guy Talk?"

kc7jty
01-26-2011, 04:30 AM
Reminds me of the one about the blind guy who worked in a lumberyard.

N2CHX
01-26-2011, 08:24 AM
Does Kodie suffer from poor self image because of ... "Guy Talk?"

Is that supposed to be funny? Guys can be very cruel.

W1GUH
01-26-2011, 08:50 AM
Mine always told me "Don't do that , You'll go blind".......

I learned a variation of that on TV last week. The local porn channel was hawking DVD's of old 8mm film porn flicks in B&W. A graphic came on the screen, "Caution: Too much masturbating causes color-blindness."

w3bny
01-26-2011, 09:36 AM
Creampies...The desert of champeens!

Chris
01-26-2011, 10:19 AM
doosh is a funny werd

N2CHX
01-26-2011, 10:57 AM
doosh is a funny werd

Actually doing it is even weirder, trust me on that one.

W1GUH
01-26-2011, 01:03 PM
Does Kodie suffer from poor self image because of ... "Guy Talk?"

Good guess, whether it's "Guy Talk" or not.

KG4CGC
01-26-2011, 02:16 PM
Is that supposed to be funny? Guys can be very cruel.
Well what do you think?

w3bny
01-26-2011, 02:54 PM
Still...sticking the rubber sprinkler head up there every day for 17 years just dont seem like it does the chemistry up there any good.

KC9ECI
01-26-2011, 02:58 PM
A clean cooch is a happy cooch. You wouldn't want this to happen: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

w3bny
01-26-2011, 03:05 PM
A clean cooch is a happy cooch. You wouldn't want this to happen: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

There is a big difference between "clean and happy" and "turn the page..wash your hands..turn the page..wash your hands..turn the page..wash your hands"

kd8dey
01-26-2011, 03:22 PM
There is a big difference between "clean and happy" and "turn the page..wash your hands..turn the page..wash your hands..turn the page..wash your hands"
Isn't the name Dildo derived from the greek term Dilado which means "Happy Uterus"?

KC9ECI
01-26-2011, 03:26 PM
There is a big difference between "clean and happy" and "turn the page..wash your hands..turn the page..wash your hands..turn the page..wash your hands"

This why the Kindle was made.

W1GUH
01-26-2011, 03:32 PM
I once read about (probably was in "Everything you ever wanted to know...") about a doctor who diagnosed a lady patient (but didn't tell her) as in the throes of terminal frustration. He didn't want to tell her to masturbate more...what he told her was to douche often!

Sounds like we're either talking about one horny bitch, or one completely neurotic.

ki4itv
01-26-2011, 06:00 PM
A clean cooch is a happy cooch. You wouldn't want this to happen: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

:rofl:.......:wtf:

N2CHX
01-26-2011, 06:34 PM
:rofl:.......:wtf:

Yikes. That chick is only a year or so older than I am but she looks like she was rode hard and put away wet. I'd 10,000 times rather have gone through what I have and be who I am than turn out like that.

n2ize
01-26-2011, 07:39 PM
Which one would you rather smell?

http://www.overstockdrugstore.com/product_images/m/041608871005.jpg

http://thestatechamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/alg_drum-fish.jpg

My response is NEITHER !!

n2ize
01-26-2011, 07:41 PM
http://www.thedoctorstv.com/main/show_synopsis/677?section=synopsis



http://www3.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/932681135b5e36771ae1a8546fa07178c6fb9aa4f229e48250 a968ea062680b95g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=q011zlpxtdodbh8&thumb=4)

I would think a person, man or woman, would cleanse themselves at least once daily, or preferably more.

NA4BH
01-26-2011, 07:42 PM
Doing it that many years, she probably uses an industrial

http://encoplumbing.com/images/pipewrench_00.jpg

MONKEY WRENCH

n2ize
01-26-2011, 07:43 PM
A clean cooch is a happy cooch. You wouldn't want this to happen: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

These men declined her sexual advances ? I wonder why ?? :lol::lol::lol:

W5RB
01-26-2011, 07:56 PM
These men declined her sexual advances ? I wonder why ?? :lol::lol::lol:

'Cause ,as a friend of mine is fond of saying , "They ain't made that much beer yet ."

N2NH
01-27-2011, 12:44 AM
http://www.thedoctorstv.com/main/show_synopsis/677?section=synopsis



Thanks to this post, I no longer wonder what "White Room" by Cream was about.

N2NH
01-27-2011, 12:46 AM
A clean cooch is a happy cooch. You wouldn't want this to happen: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

Ouch!!! She's the definition of skank.

W3WN
01-27-2011, 02:25 PM
A clean cooch is a happy cooch. You wouldn't want this to happen: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-reportI'm glad I finished lunch 2 hours ago. Now excuse me, after seeing that mug shot, I have to look for the eye bleach.

N2CHX
01-27-2011, 02:41 PM
Well what do you think?

Knowing you? I don't think you meant harm.

n6hcm
01-27-2011, 03:22 PM
why is this even worthy of tv time?

KG4CGC
01-28-2011, 02:33 AM
why is this even worthy of tv time?
It started with the topic of women's health and why holding a piss too long can turn your bladder into a worn out balloon and how that leads to more bladder infections.

N2NH
01-28-2011, 02:38 AM
Actually doing it is even weirder, trust me on that one.

This is the weirdest thread I've ever seen on a Ham site. And yes, you're right Kelli. I'm going to have to trust you on that one.

KG4CGC
01-28-2011, 02:40 AM
This is the weirdest thread I've ever seen on a Ham site. And yes, you're right Kelli. I'm going to have to trust you on that one.
Ever been water skiing? There is an enema version.

N2NH
01-28-2011, 02:41 AM
Ever been water skiing? There is an enema version.

Nope. But you just made me cross my legs. And that's considering that I'm recovering from an operation that makes that rather painful...
:lol:

KG4CGC
01-28-2011, 02:43 AM
Nope. But you just made me cross my legs. And that's considering that I'm recovering from an operation that makes that rather painful...
:lol:
Oooo! Speedy recovery OM.

N2NH
01-28-2011, 03:27 AM
Oooo! Speedy recovery OM.

Thanks Charles. It's 16 days and counting. Still more painful than I thought it'd be, but getting there...

N9FE
01-28-2011, 06:51 AM
Ever been water skiing? There is an enema version.
And if you land right, You'll be singing a higher tune. A good face plant is allways fun.

W1GUH
01-28-2011, 08:41 AM
It started with the topic of women's health and why holding a piss too long can turn your bladder into a worn out balloon and how that leads to more bladder infections.

It can also kill you...look up the "Hold your wee for a wii" that happened in LA when the wii was released.

KG4CGC
01-30-2011, 03:56 AM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Wingy%207-5-08/b2b933ce.jpg

W4RLR
01-30-2011, 01:30 PM
Did you ask him how he knows when he's done wiping?Blind men don't ask. They just check on the situation the same way they read...by touch.

KG4CGC
01-30-2011, 01:36 PM
Blind men don't ask. They just check on the situation the same way they read...by touch.
I thought they did that by taste.