I really am a masochist

[N2CHX]

Today is my oldest daughter's 11th birthday. Four of my girls' friends slept over last night, as did my son's friend. Doing it again tonight. That's two days of six tween girls and two teen boys. There is no doubt, I am a masochist.

[kc7jty]

Cognitive dissonance?

[KC2UGV]

Good god woman! Have you lost your damned mind! :lol:

[NQ6U]

I think you better consult The Barkeep, Kelli. You're going to need his help.

[N2NH]

That or get a couple of cattle prods to keep the hormonally imbalanced herded.

[KG4CGC]

Somebody call for the barkeep?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/IsaacStamp.jpg

[NQ6U]

Somebody call for the barkeep?

Yes--pour Kelli a double, and keep them coming. Put it on my tab.

[KG4CGC]

A Double Double Double Dually coming right up! http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&sugexp=ldymls&xhr=t&q=double+dually&cp=12&safe=off&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1680&bih=801
Careful now! This one will hit ya like a truck!

[NQ6U]

A Double Double Double Dually coming right up!

There's only one Double Double I can get behind and it comes from here:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/InNOut.svg/150px-InNOut.svg.png

Best fast-food burger on the planet but you gotta fast for the rest of the week after you've eaten one.

[N2CHX]

I've been trying to take a nap today before I bring teen boy home but sleep has been futile with the twittering of five tween girls in the house.

[k0ews]

I feel your pain. I teach band to kids that age. Nothing quite like walking into a room full of 80 11 year olds all armed with a noisemaker! However, I don't have to go home and live with them.....
Again, I feel your pain.

[W3WN]

Today is my oldest daughter's 11th birthday. Four of my girls' friends slept over last night, as did my son's friend. Doing it again tonight. That's two days of six tween girls and two teen boys. There is no doubt, I am a masochist.Only 11? Kell, my friend, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.

Barkeep! Pour our friend a stiff one. [Drink, that is.] She needs one.

[KG4CGC]

Is this stiff a drink enough?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/124-cider-jugs.jpg

[W3WN]

Is this stiff a drink enough?
Ask Kell. I'm still not allowed alcohol.

[KG4CGC]

Ask Kell. I'm still not allowed alcohol.
You made the stiff specifications. lulz

[NQ6U]

You made the stiff specifications. lulz

If it lasts more than four hours, consult your physician.

[W3WN]

You made the stiff specifications. lulz
Oh, sorry, I wasn't clear. Since I'm not allowed alcohol for the forseeable future, I'm not in a position to judge for myself.

But... double entendre alert... what's considered stiff for me may not be what Kell considers stiff. It is a matter of personal opinion, as everyone's level of stiffness is difference.

[W4RLR]

There's only one Double Double I can get behind and it comes from here:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/InNOut.svg/150px-InNOut.svg.png

Best fast-food burger on the planet but you gotta fast for the rest of the week after you've eaten one.Agreed. During my tenure in California, they added an inch to my waist line.

If you had their bumper sticker, did you do the obligatory surgery on it (removing the 'B" and the "R") to change it to a somewhat risque saying?

[NQ6U]

Agreed. During my tenure in California, they added an inch to my waist line.

If you had their bumper sticker, did you do the obligatory surgery on it (removing the 'B" and the "R") to change it to a somewhat risque saying?

I never had one, but if I had had one, I would have.

[W4RLR]

Is this stiff a drink enough?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/124-cider-jugs.jpg

If I couldn't read the label, I would swear those jugs could contain moonshine.

My grandfather, who was a man of many talents, was a moonshiner back in the day. He lost a car, six months of his freedom, and gained a permanent ban from the state of Virginia for selling his wares in the Old Dominion.

[KG4CGC]

If I couldn't read the label, I would swear those jugs could contain moonshine.

My grandfather, who was a man of many talents, was a moonshiner back in the day. He lost a car, six months of his freedom, and gained a permanent ban from the state of Virginia for selling his wares in the Old Dominion.
And today every celebrity or other with a name has their own boutique label moonshine. Uncolored whiskey!

[W3WN]

And today every celebrity or other with a name has their own boutique label moonshine. Uncolored whiskey!
It's only moonshine when you don't pay taxes to the state.

Pay your taxes, and it's a boutique winery or refinery.