You know you want one of these...

[N2CHX]

http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?d=Kitchen-Gadgets.HOLY-TOAST&p=4163&c=83&KBID=2274

:lol:

[KG4CGC]

I wonder if they have the dog butt one?

[w2amr]

Wow, that place has everything!
3852

[N2CHX]

Wow, that place has everything!
3852

Custom printing available too. Nice.

[NQ6U]

Jeeze, that's the last thing I need. I have pictures of the Virgin show up on my tortillas all the time and, let me tell you, it gets to be a nuisance after a while. All the pilgrims have killed my front lawn and those damned bleeding statues make a real mess on the driveway.

[w2amr]

Jeeze, that's the last thing I need. I have pictures of the Virgin show up on my tortillas all the time and, let me tell you, it gets to be a nuisance after a while. All the pilgrims have killed my front lawn and those damned bleeding statues make a real mess on the driveway.:rofl:

[KG4CGC]

Jeeze, that's the last thing I need. I have pictures of the Virgin show up on my tortillas all the time and, let me tell you, it gets to be a nuisance after a while.
Yeah but, has she started talking to you yet?

[N2CHX]

Yeah but, has she started talking to you yet?

Only when he's half asleep on the sofa while watching The 700 Club.

[KG4CGC]

Only when he's half asleep on the sofa while watching The 700 Club.
I thought the 700 Club was of the bent that the Virgin Mary was a concoction of the Catholic church and thus invalid in their view.

[N2CHX]

I thought the 700 Club was of the bent that the Virgin Mary was a concoction of the Catholic church and thus invalid in their view.

And that's exactly why the Blessed Virgin talks to 700 Club viewers. Gotta keep it real ya know.

[KG4CGC]

Considering that I always kept on going instead of ever stopping on that channel ................
Not to say I've never peeked in on some of those programs, you know, to dig dirt on them ...lulz

[W5GA]

I'm kinda partial to the egg separator.