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kd8dey
01-15-2011, 08:06 PM
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

N8YX
01-15-2011, 08:20 PM
Your tax dollars at work.

KC2UGV
01-15-2011, 08:28 PM
:applause:

KG4CGC
01-15-2011, 08:30 PM
:lulzsauce:

NA4BH
01-15-2011, 08:34 PM
I like applesauce

W3WN
01-15-2011, 08:42 PM
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3
Steelers 31, Modells' Meatballs 24

kb2crk
01-15-2011, 08:56 PM
Steelers 31, Modells' Meatballs 24

wedidn't need the TSA for that stat...lol

W3WN
01-15-2011, 09:02 PM
wedidn't need the TSA for that stat...lol

Now we just need the Dog Ass Jets to upset the New England Cheaters.

KG4CGC
01-15-2011, 09:08 PM
Now we just need the Dog Ass Jets to upset the New England Cheaters.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/patriots-cheaters.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/win23small.jpg

KG4CGC
01-15-2011, 09:21 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/winsmall.jpg

W3WN
01-15-2011, 10:10 PM
Now we just need the Dog Ass Jets to upset the New England Cheaters.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/patriots-cheaters.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/win23small.jpg
You do know I grew up in NNJ, and my NFC team has always been the New Jersey Giants, right?

W1GUH
01-15-2011, 10:44 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/patriots-cheaters.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/win23small.jpg

Any team the wasted money on that stupid, dumb-ass "swoosh" style logo deserves to lose!

Go Jets!!!!

W3WN
01-15-2011, 10:48 PM
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Go Jets!!!!

...back to Flushing Meadows where you belong...

kb2crk
01-16-2011, 12:04 AM
Now we just need the Dog Ass Jets to upset the New England Cheaters.

amen

W7XF
01-16-2011, 02:34 PM
...back to Flushing Meadows where you belong...

Flush twice, it's a long trip to Wasilla!!!!!!

kd8dey
01-16-2011, 05:20 PM
I like applesauce

Applesauce Cake??!!??
Havn't had one of those in Decades....

KG4CGC
01-16-2011, 05:34 PM
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