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n2ize
12-27-2010, 07:34 PM
Chief Playboy, Hugh Heffner engaged to marry a 24 year old groovy happenin chick. I;ll bet this 24 year old sultry babe really digs living in the NOW... I am sure she's marrying the 84 year old Heff out of pure true love,
NQ6U
12-27-2010, 07:42 PM
Chief Playboy, Hugh Heffner engaged to marry a 24 year old groovy happenin chick. I;ll bet this 24 year old sultry babe really digs living in the NOW... I am sure she's marrying the 84 year old Heff out of pure true love,

Wonder what the pre-nup looks like.
suddenseer
12-27-2010, 07:42 PM
Since it's all about LUV there will be no pre-nups I betchya.
N8YX
12-27-2010, 07:47 PM
Every morning I wake up feeling like an 18-year-old.

Problem with the above is there's none of them to be had at that early hour. :snicker:
n2ize
12-27-2010, 07:57 PM
Oops, I forgot to post a link. Thiis is the happenin babe that LOVES the Heffer.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/26/playboys-hugh-hefner-engaged-to-24-year-old-former-playmate/
kc7jty
12-27-2010, 08:10 PM
All hype to keep him in the spotlight, and for her a shot at fame. Envy him not for he has no loyal partner, only a gimmick.
KG4CGC
12-27-2010, 08:17 PM
Chief Playboy, Hugh Heffner engaged to marry a 24 year old groovy happenin chick. I;ll bet this 24 year old sultry babe really digs living in the NOW... I am sure she's marrying the 84 year old Heff out of pure true love,
I heard she used to be a librarian.
NQ6U
12-27-2010, 08:22 PM
I heard she used to be a librarian.

She has an advanced degree in psychonuclearphysionometry.
N8YX
12-27-2010, 08:26 PM
She can see Russia from her front porch.
NQ6U
12-27-2010, 08:52 PM
She can see Russia from her front porch.

Hell, her front porch is in Russia—even when she's standing in Omaha.
suddenseer
12-27-2010, 10:02 PM
She has an advanced degree in psychonuclearphysionometry.Using Albi words will not score you extra points.:naughty:
W4RLR
12-27-2010, 10:47 PM
What men everywhere want to know is how Hugh Hefner can keep a stiff..... in his eighties. Even Willie Nelson lamented recently over the passing of his pecker.
KG4CGC
12-27-2010, 10:50 PM
What men everywhere want to know is how Hugh Hefner can keep a stiff..... in his eighties. Even Willie Nelson lamented recently over the passing of his pecker.
Tongue depressors and weatherproof bandaids.
NA4BH
12-27-2010, 10:55 PM
Word on the street is that Ron "7RJD" has a pecker (bird) that takes batteries

http://www.socialearth.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/parrot-0016.jpg


:rofl: :rofl:
suddenseer
12-27-2010, 11:09 PM
What men everywhere want to know is how Hugh Hefner can keep a stiff..... in his eighties. Even Willie Nelson lamented recently over the passing of his pecker.i saw Hef interviewed by CBS Sunday Morning. He likes the power of Viagra.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/viagra.jpg
n2ize
12-27-2010, 11:38 PM
I heard she used to be a librarian.

I doubt it. She doesn't have that librarian look.
W3WN
12-28-2010, 11:18 AM
What men everywhere want to know is how Hugh Hefner can keep a stiff..... in his eighties. Even Willie Nelson lamented recently over the passing of his pecker.

Better living through Chemistry.
W5RB
12-28-2010, 11:39 AM
I doubt it. She doesn't have that librarian look.

I dunno , she makes my deco maul kinda dewey .
NQ6U
12-28-2010, 12:09 PM
Using Albi words will not score you extra points.:naughty:

There's a difference: Albi uses real English words. Mine are made-up.
W4RLR
12-28-2010, 08:57 PM
i saw Hef interviewed by CBS Sunday Morning. He likes the power of Viagra.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/viagra.jpgViagra don't do jack for me. Levitra works only part of the time.
KG4CGC
12-28-2010, 09:35 PM
When Viagra was new it stirred a lot of curiosity in people who didn't need it or didn't understand how it worked.
So, naturally, some guy comes into work offering to sell them for $10 a pop. I just laughed at him before I told him that he and anyone that bought from him was an idiot. About 5 hours later ...
... I see my friend walk out of the mensroom with a bulge ... on his face! His nose, outer corners of his eyes and corners of his mouth were swollen up! He looked like a mad science experiment gone bad!
Luckily, this was 2nd shift and the boss left a couple of hours earlier. We did give him hell! Then 3rd shift started rolling in and it all started over again! His face kind of resembled a bone in ham.
Naturally, 3rd shift told the guys on first shift about it and as the story changed hands, so did the embellishments increase!

The next day we came into work and we were herded in and set down in the big conference room. We were all given another copy of the company policies with certain pages highlighted.

Insert company name has a Zero Tolerance Policy on drugs and alcohol. We have been in meetings all day and have determined that so and so is for medical conditions and was used in a recreational manner on our premises and we have determined that this caused a safety hazard on the plant floor. Blah Blah Blah .............. Viagra Boy and Dealer Man were laid off for a week and then fired. That's how they do it. Lay you off for a week while they determine a course of action, then fire you, as that is always the course determined. The woman responsible for this policy is the one I refer to as being Sarah Palin before there was a Sarah Palin.

Moral of the story here boys and girls? There isn't one.