Funny Christmas Songs

[NQ6U]

Post your off-beat and humorous Christmas songs here!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY

[suddenseer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

[suddenseer]

I got my hash pipe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4gV8XpYhho&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4gV8XpYhho&feature=related

[suddenseer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqfZUX5svCg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqfZUX5svCg

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ_FlKbum7g

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YyKrToEgtc

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p91GXkQ-Sas

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0eSqk7T-Ww

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2oPio60mK4

[KG4CGC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWqBXrYaJRg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWqBXrYaJRg

[KE7DKN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InkiqIaq4rU

[N2NH]

This One. NSFW and one that they played to death on Comedy Central in '04. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-beKpG-Ul9o)

[KJ3N]

This One. NSFW and one that they played to death on Comedy Central in '04. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-beKpG-Ul9o)

You think that's NSFW? Try this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gddlNth2-_A).

[N2NH]

You think that's NSFW? Try this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gddlNth2-_A).

O*U*C*H*!

Damn Mr Hanky! That's a bit too graphic for me.

Here's the original. A few lyric changes and a claymation vid to go with it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4G_qTwgzmk)

[KE7DKN]

Fools. Your sanity will not be "safe" when the old ones awaken.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg

[N2NH]

Fools. Your sanity will not be "safe" when the old ones awaken.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg

Oh, WTF? Going fer broke... http://www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com/comics/rehab594.jpg
Not really a song, but in keeping with the UNmas spirit here... (and this ends at midnight fer me)...

SPOILER NSFW. Or Kiddies either.

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMTF5fLA6o

[W3WN]

Rough crowd.

And here I was thinking of Spike Jones.

[WØTKX]

Yea, a lotta these are a mite rumpus... but not this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akKWGXa9cnw

[NQ6U]

Rough crowd.

And here I was thinking of Spike Jones.

Yeah, I guess I should have expected it from this place. You will notice that there's not a single obscenity or even slightly off-color remark in my choice. I'll fix that right now:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Ou3sLcP7g

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JBHjDEHBFo

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srHM2sIll68

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI3CqARmQqI

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksOCE5S_Bec

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G1KHc4H08w

[kd8dey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaxXhwxiaSI&feature=related

[KJ3N]

This one's a bit tamer than my previous one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbejNNCTr7k

[W4RLR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YyKrToEgtc Very popular song in the hallowed halls of Phi Mu Chapter of Tau Epsilon Phi. We sang it every year.

[w3bny]

God rest ye merry gentlemen Lake Erie's out to sea. No home no hearth no family for us we get to see. I wish that this goddam ship would sink or run a ground...oooh tidings of comfort and joy..comfort and joy..oooh tidings of cooomfort and joy

Jingle bells five inch shells the Navy's got no class...you can take this godamn ship and shove it up your ass...around and round we go...homeport we never know...thru the trough we go...barfing all the way <arf-arf-arf> bells on time they ring, your relief is late again, and when you think its time to sleep they fire that fuckin gun OOOH Jingle bells five inch shells the Navy's got no class..you can take this goddamn ship and shove it up your ass!

Theres more but ah forgotz dem.

[NQ6U]

Bump. This thread deserves a rebirth. Surprised me that it's three years old—coulda swore we did it last year.

[K7SGJ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQEYG1H8flY

[W5BRM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEaZbum4Yk4

[NA4BH]

So we're digging up cadavers again?

[NA4BH]

To stay consistent, I must close this thread (due to the length of time between posts) . Should you want to continue the "Funny Christmas Songs", please start another thread. Nothing personal.