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n2ize
12-13-2010, 10:58 PM
Why must I be a teenager in love ?
kd8dey
12-13-2010, 11:00 PM
Why must I be a teenager in love ?

Probably hormonal. go's along with zits and bottles of "hand lotion"
NA4BH
12-13-2010, 11:03 PM
Why do birds sing?
KU0DM
12-13-2010, 11:26 PM
Why must I be a teenager in love ?

The only teenagers I know that think they are in love are fools, I love being a teenager and you only get to be one once, so I say to hell with love! Play the field. ;)
W3WN
12-14-2010, 12:51 AM
Why?Why not?
suddenseer
12-14-2010, 05:54 AM
Because.
W2NAP
12-14-2010, 01:35 PM
why do we park in a DRIVEway but drive on a PARKway?
W3WN
12-14-2010, 01:40 PM
why do we park in a DRIVEway but drive on a PARKway?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are foghorns made out of? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfuhJMwXWOw
w2amr
12-14-2010, 02:42 PM
Why must I be a teenager in love ?Relax, it will pass.
W5GA
12-14-2010, 03:19 PM
A cold shower will fix it.
kb2vxa
12-14-2010, 03:26 PM
Because...

While the kids are watching Dion
singing about the stars,
The Belmonts are out in the parking lot,
stealing hubcaps off of cars

Each time I steal a hubcap,
It almost breaks my heart
Why do I steal hubcaps
Why did I hafta start?
Each night I ask the stars without fail
Why must I be a teenager in jail?

(Parody sung by The Four Preps.)
NA4BH
12-14-2010, 03:30 PM
A cold shower will fix it.

Throw a towel on it Mutthead. :lol:
NQ6U
12-14-2010, 03:39 PM
Throw a towel on it Mutthead. :lol:

"OLD MAN:Throw a towel over it.

DR DOG: Do some push-ups, Pablo. It'll go away."

(According to the Firesign Theatre's Big Book of Plays.)