Lesbian lovespam

[N2CHX]

Lesbians are dying to meet me, apparently...



Hello,
How are you doing ? my name is miss Jane and i just saw your profile and i got attracted to you. i want to know you more because your profile is interesting and have draw me to you. please reply me back on this my email address so that i can know what you said and also send you my pictures and tell you more about me.
thanks and expecting your email.
JANE.

Please reply me in this email


I replied with "So, you're a lesbian? Awesome, so am I."

:rofl:

[KG4CGC]

I get the same spam via yahoo mail. Slightly different wording of course. Interesting to note, my "profile" is blank.

[N8YX]

What in heck are you doing hanging out on dating sites, Kelli? :chin:

[NQ6U]

I got a similar one from a certain "John."

Does this mean I'm gay?

[N8YX]

I got a similar one from a certain "John."

Does this mean I'm gay?
Not Now, John:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRnQ65J02XA

[N2CHX]

I get the same spam via yahoo mail. Slightly different wording of course. Interesting to note, my "profile" is blank.

This was the email address attached to my own website, which has no profile whatsoever.

[KG4CGC]

I got a similar one from a certain "John."

Does this mean I'm gay? Either that or every man in Nigeria is.

[N2CHX]

What in heck are you doing hanging out on dating sites, Kelli? :chin:

:lol:

The only "dating" site I'm on is Fetlife.

[N2CHX]

I got a similar one from a certain "John."

Does this mean I'm gay?

YES.

:rofl:

[NA4BH]

I get the same spam via yahoo mail. Slightly different wording of course. Interesting to note, my "profile" is blank.

You're a lesbian too?

[NQ6U]

YES.

:rofl:


Huh, who knew? I always wondered how gay people found out they were gay but I didn't expect that it would be via spam e-mail.

[KG4CGC]

You're a lesbian too?
Dyed in the wool, er, um, muff.

[WØTKX]

Is it Foxy Love?


http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=12063&title=the-kiss

[N8YX]

Is it Foxy Love?
Better than getting it on with Toot, one supposes...

[KG4CGC]

Huh, who knew? I always wondered how gay people found out they were gay but I didn't expect that it would be via spam e-mail.
Can't find it now but a few years ago there was a "gay pager" of sorts. If you came within a certain distance of another gay man that matched your profile (10 or 20 feet?) both your pagers would go off and you would look up to see where the other one was. They thought this was a great idea until some anti-gay activist started signing up for the service to record who was who and possibly do some sort of harm.
There is a new version that uses your cell phone and it is silent. It isn't gay specific but works in a similar fashion. You get a message on your phone, look at the picture and look around for the person in the picture. This was 2 years back and I don't know what became of it. A similar "dating service" was featured on Bones last season and they were able to use it to find a murder suspect.

The premise of the original pager version was based on the idea of, "What if we had a real Gaydar device?"

[NQ6U]

There's an iPhone app that will do what you describe, Charles.

[KG4CGC]

There's an iPhone app that will do what you describe, Charles.
I'd like an app that helps me track down cheap ham gear.

[K7SGJ]

Meh. I just put my cell phone on vibrate, drop it in my pants and use speed dial on the home phone to keep calling myself.

[KG4CGC]

Meh. I just put my cell phone on vibrate, drop it in my pants and use speed dial on the home phone to keep calling myself.
That's a lot of work when you could just order _______________________ .
Oh nevermind. LOL!

[N8YX]

That's a lot of work when you could just order _______________________ .
Oh nevermind. LOL!
So which service provider does Fleshlight employ? :whistle:

[KG4CGC]

So which service provider does Fleshlight employ? :whistle:
I was thinking of a device that is a bit (a lot) more discrete. It employs a dc motor with an offset cam and counter weight assembly. Really popular in the 80s.

[ki4itv]

Lesbian lovespam

that ones just begging to be a song, band, or album name. :lol:

[KG4CGC]

that ones just begging to be a song, band, or album name. :lol:
Like the Korn/Hole tour of mid 90's fame?

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbLLRDedf4

[KG4CGC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbLLRDedf4
Was that from an episode of Librarians Gone Wild?

[WØTKX]

Kinky Coding Kittens

[W4RLR]

You're a lesbian too?I didn't know you were from Beirut!

[VE7MGF]

that looks like fun can you get it with a longer cord
you know so i can use it on my back

[WØTKX]

Go that extra length with The Extenze USB Cable.

[kb2vxa]

I'm not surprised Kelli, when you got close enough to photograph tower 6 arcing you took on a certain warm glow.

[N2CHX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbLLRDedf4

Well... Now you know what I want for Christmas.

[KC2UGV]

Well... Now you know what I want for Christmas.

Maybe NSFW:

http://gizmodo.com/5284999/dildroid-runs-on-android-you-know-exactly-what-it-does

Some people have reported problems, depending on orientation during use.

[N2CHX]

Maybe NSFW:

http://gizmodo.com/5284999/dildroid-runs-on-android-you-know-exactly-what-it-does

Some people have reported problems, depending on orientation during use.

Downloading it from Market right now......

[N2CHX]

Hmmmmm. Cute but doesn't have enough power to suit my needs.

[KC2UGV]

Hmmmmm. Cute but doesn't have enough power to suit my needs.

(In my best Tim Allen impression) You could always rewire it with a V6 :lol:

[N2CHX]

(In my best Tim Allen impression) You could always rewire it with a V6 :lol:

I'd have to disconnect a couple of spark plugs to make it run rough enough to be effective.

[NQ6U]

I'd have to disconnect a couple of spark plugs to make it run rough enough to be effective.

Use a Harley motor instead of a V6. That should supply adequate power and be rough enough to please anybody.

[KG4CGC]

Use a Harley motor instead of a V6. That should supply adequate power and be rough enough to please anybody.
But at 10 times the cost of a better built V6, why?

[NQ6U]

But at 10 times the cost of a better built V6, why?

'Cause "Harley motor" is funnier than "V6?"

[VE7MGF]

i would think that a stoker motor would be better suited
with a big lumpy cam much better low end torque

[ki4itv]

'Cause "Harley motor" is funnier than "V6?"
:lol: Yes, it is. :lol:

...unless their selling "Wow! I could have had a V8" bumper stickers at the toy store.

[KG4CGC]

Power tools. Local hardware store and a little constructive imagination.

[W1GUH]

Or, that all-purpose device on the end of an appendage that's just the right length.

Approximate quote from Jackie the Joke man.

[kf0rt]

I was thinking of a device that is a bit (a lot) more discrete. It employs a dc motor with an offset cam and counter weight assembly. Really popular in the 80s.

Believe it or not, that's called an "eccentric" in mechanical circles. Kinda fitting, eh? Put an off-balance weight on a motor shaft and it causes the motor to vibrate at the same speed as the motor. This is the core technology of all cell phone vibrators. Tiny motors, tiny weights. And, er... cheap thrills, I guess. :rofl:

[KG4CGC]

Believe it or not, that's called an "eccentric" in mechanical circles. Kinda fitting, eh? Put an off-balance weight on a motor shaft and it causes the motor to vibrate at the same speed as the motor. This is the core technology of all cell phone vibrators. Tiny motors, tiny weights. And, er... cheap thrills, I guess. :rofl::giggity:

[W4RLR]

Hmmmmm. Cute but doesn't have enough power to suit my needs.Perhaps the addition of a Sears DieHard? That's what my first wife thought "sexual battery" was. Unfortunately for me she preferred the toy to the real thing. She's never remarried.

[W5GA]

i would think that a stoker motor would be better suited
with a big lumpy cam much better low end torque
Heh heh...he said "stroker".

[w6tmi]

Use a Harley motor instead of a V6. That should supply adequate power and be rough enough to please anybody.

Yes but you would need sufficient rags to sop up the leaking oil.

[KG4CGC]

Yes but you would need sufficient rags to sop up the leaking oil.
And a fire extinguisher.

[NQ6U]

Yes but you would need sufficient rags to sop up the leaking oil.

That's not a bug, it's a feature--no need to supply additional lube!