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W1GUH
12-06-2010, 08:10 PM
That, or two mini-tampons. I've got a minor cold -- but it's the messy type where my nose keeps dripping....dripping....dripping. Already been through a whole box of kleenex today. Can't take cold pills...they mess me up. Sigh. Wipe...sniff...wipe...sniff...wipe (get it on my hand, then it's wipewipewipe - never getting it all).....Argh!
suddenseer
12-06-2010, 08:48 PM
You need a Neti pot.
NQ6U
12-06-2010, 08:52 PM
You need a Neti pot.

Yes! I have one and it works wonders. Kind of messy and a little disgusting but worth it.
KG4CGC
12-06-2010, 08:52 PM
Did you try snorting ephedra root?
ki4itv
12-06-2010, 08:53 PM
You need a Neti pot.

...don't forget the will to use it. It's not the most natural of actions.:lol:
suddenseer
12-06-2010, 08:54 PM
Maybe you do need a condom.
http://murderfeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Dick-nose-murderfeed.jpeg
ki4itv
12-06-2010, 08:59 PM
"...had a big fat nose, and knows where it goes.":lol:
W1GUH
12-06-2010, 09:06 PM
Maybe you do need a condom.
http://murderfeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Dick-nose-murderfeed.jpeg

I"d need something if I looked like that guy. Even without the make-up dick on his nose.
suddenseer
12-06-2010, 09:46 PM
Seriously, you can get a neti pot at a drug store. There is no medication involved, it cleans out the nasal cavity. I have one, and quit using medications for nasal leaking, and plugging. problems. I use a pinch of sea salt, and warm water.
kb2vxa
12-06-2010, 11:51 PM
Aladdin had a neti pot made of bronze, if you find it whatever you do DON'T try to polish it!
n6hcm
12-07-2010, 02:51 AM
Seriously, you can get a neti pot at a drug store. There is no medication involved, it cleans out the nasal cavity. I have one, and quit using medications for nasal leaking, and plugging. problems. I use a pinch of sea salt, and warm water.

this. i use the squeeze bottle type (i think this is easier to use) ... when i chased down the details i didn't feel acrobatic enough to do the trick, but the squeeze bottle is easier to use and the result is hard to argue with.
w3bny
12-08-2010, 11:33 AM
You need a Neti pot.

Yes. I have both the pot and the squeeze bottle. Prefer the squeeze bottle. That and the pot looks like yer putting a small d**k up yer nose. Or at least my wife says so.
NQ6U
12-08-2010, 11:40 AM
Yes. I have both the pot and the squeeze bottle. Prefer the squeeze bottle. That and the pot looks like yer putting a small d**k up yer nose. Or at least my wife says so.

And what's wrong with that?? A lot of people like putting ducks up their noses. A Furry should be able to get behind that.
suddenseer
12-08-2010, 09:40 PM
And what's wrong with that?? A lot of people like putting ducks up their noses. A Furry should be able to get behind that.
The only thing I ever stuck up my nose was a rolled up $100 bill. Yes, it was used as a tool for other purposes. I did it one time 30 years ago. Was up all night cleaning house.
WØTKX
12-08-2010, 09:59 PM
Nose Cozy anyone?

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:CNBE8QRiVmcfJM::blogs.laweekly.com/stylecouncil/2009/11/the_nose_cosy_suffer_a_cold_no.php&t=1&usg=AFrqEzcTIo_IfUzs4YkTRhck2LTrODE7DQ
w3bny
12-09-2010, 12:56 PM
Nose Cozy anyone?


Yeah..especially after using the squeeze bottle.
W1GUH
12-09-2010, 01:00 PM
And what's wrong with that?? A lot of people like putting ducks up their noses. A Furry should be able to get behind that.

Well, f you in the nose, anyway! :neener: