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NA4BH
11-30-2010, 07:13 PM
The Wife has been asking me what I want for Christmas this year. After thinking about this, the only thing that I would want is a band-saw. So, that's what I'm shooting for.

How 'bout you?

KJ3N
11-30-2010, 07:15 PM
What I'd like for Christmas, would only end in divorce. :rofl:

KG4CGC
11-30-2010, 07:17 PM
World Peace.

kc7jty
11-30-2010, 07:26 PM
A large stinky sock with a stool in it.

PA5COR
11-30-2010, 07:31 PM
Already bought my present, MFJ 998 legal limit autotuner now working the base of the inverted L for 160 - 20 ;)

WØTKX
11-30-2010, 07:32 PM
http://s9.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Mr-Hanky-South-Park-Ornament_6C874399.jpg

suddenseer
11-30-2010, 07:50 PM
http://cannabismjseeds.com/img_files/big-bud.jpg

kc7jty
11-30-2010, 07:53 PM
Oooh, some smelly bud...nice.

KC9ECI
11-30-2010, 08:09 PM
An android tablet would be nice.

NQ6U
11-30-2010, 08:16 PM
A freakin' job would be nice...

N7RJD
11-30-2010, 08:30 PM
What I'd like for Christmas, would only end in divorce. :rofl:

I could only be so lucky to both get what I want and have it end in divorce.

N7RJD
11-30-2010, 08:31 PM
World Peace.

You're still too ugly to be Miss America.:stickpoke::neener::rofl:

W3WN
11-30-2010, 09:32 PM
First, I told her a belt sander.

Then, I told her about a new office chair, considering that they WERE on sale at Office Max.

But, I strongly suspect that I'm going to end up getting what I got for Father's Day and my birthday last year.

Bupkus.

suddenseer
11-30-2010, 09:50 PM
First, I told her a belt sander.

Then, I told her about a new office chair, considering that they WERE on sale at Office Max.

But, I strongly suspect that I'm going to end up getting what I got for Father's Day and my birthday last year.

Bupkus.OY!

N2NH
11-30-2010, 11:25 PM
Not much. Just a winning Lotto ticket. ;)

NA4BH
11-30-2010, 11:38 PM
Not much. Just a winning Lotto ticket. ;)

I hear ya. The boss matched the megaball and one number tonight. I have the fingers crossed for Powerball tomorrow. 95 million.

kd8dey
12-01-2010, 02:36 AM
Venison!!

w2amr
12-01-2010, 04:45 AM
A cool set of floor mats for the Chevelle.

W3MIV
12-01-2010, 06:12 AM
Gretchen.

w3bny
12-01-2010, 07:57 AM
Easy...

Bunneh Girl.

But in lieu of that...Sigh..I guess a few packs of good T-shirts and briefs from JCP.

KJ3N
12-01-2010, 09:34 AM
Gretchen.

:agree: :agree:

Divorce, here I come! :rofl:

KG4CGC
12-01-2010, 09:46 AM
:agree: :agree:

Divorce, here I come! :rofl:Better make it a double!

http://www2.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/70833b9b8be89dd16b468b8d225446968ea3e67bb249e03091 d4324d0974e5fb6g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=7ep4wmta2ou1h94&thumb=4)

N2CHX
12-01-2010, 11:20 AM
What I'd like for Christmas, would only end in divorce. :rofl:

??

http://dustythoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sarah_palin_5.jpg

PA5COR
12-01-2010, 11:58 AM
:rofl: KELLI!

Spoilsport! :mrgreen:

N2CHX
12-01-2010, 12:00 PM
:rofl: KELLI!

Spoilsport! :mrgreen:

It was merely a question. :lol:

KJ3N
12-01-2010, 12:00 PM
??

http://dustythoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sarah_palin_5.jpg

If that's not Photo-Shopped , only if I can stuff a gag in her mouth to make her STFU. Even then, I'm not so sure.

N2CHX
12-01-2010, 12:01 PM
I want sales to either pick waaaaay up or a job that pays a lot better.

N2CHX
12-01-2010, 12:02 PM
If that's not Photo-Shopped , only if I can stuff a gag in her mouth to make her STFU. Even then, I'm not so sure.

I'll throw in a ball gag and a pair of handcuffs, just for you.

KJ3N
12-01-2010, 12:04 PM
I'll throw in a ball gag and a pair of handcuffs, just for you.

Don't tease me, you shameless hussie.... ;) :rofl:

N2CHX
12-01-2010, 12:08 PM
Don't tease me, you shameless hussie.... ;) :rofl:

Ah, so you admit that you and Sarah alone in a room with a ball gag and cuffs is a thought that really does something for you...

KJ3N
12-01-2010, 12:22 PM
Ah, so you admit that you and Sarah alone in a room with a ball gag and cuffs is a thought that really does something for you...

Doesn't have to be Sarah..... :whistle:

N2CHX
12-01-2010, 12:25 PM
Doesn't have to be Sarah..... :whistle:

http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files//2010/09/PH20100914070111.jpg

Better?

PA5COR
12-01-2010, 12:25 PM
Yep:shock::vomit:

KJ3N
12-01-2010, 12:33 PM
http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files//2010/09/PH20100914070111.jpg

Better?

No, and you missed the point.

You're purposely trying to kill a boner, aren't you? :yuck:

N2CHX
12-01-2010, 12:37 PM
No, and you missed the point.

You're purposely trying to kill a boner, aren't you? :yuck:

No, I didn't miss it. I'm just being difficult. :rofl: :evil:


I'm sure that boner problem can be fixed.

KJ3N
12-01-2010, 12:51 PM
No, I didn't miss it. I'm just being difficult. :rofl: :evil:

Well, in that case, no "soup" for you! :rofl:

http://67.55.70.141/soupnazi/images/the_soup_nazi017.jpg


I'm sure that boner problem can be fixed.

I'll "discuss" it with the wife. :evil: :muhahaha:

N2CHX
12-01-2010, 12:55 PM
Well, in that case, no "soup" for you! :rofl:

Well crap, now I'm screwed.



I'll "discuss" it with the wife. :evil: :muhahaha:

I'm sure that'll go over well. :lol:

KJ3N
12-01-2010, 01:02 PM
Well crap, now I'm screwed.

:rofl:



I'm sure that'll go over well. :lol:

It usually does. ;) :rofl:

A little alcohol usually hastens the "discussion". :evil: :muhahaha:

W2NAP
12-01-2010, 05:07 PM
A ft-847 would be nice, but that wont happen.

N2CHX
12-01-2010, 05:14 PM
:rofl:




It usually does. ;) :rofl:

A little alcohol usually hastens the "discussion". :evil: :muhahaha:

So you're saying you loosen her up a bit before having a threesome?

n2ize
12-01-2010, 05:35 PM
If that's not Photo-Shopped , only if I can stuff a gag in her mouth to make her STFU. Even then, I'm not so sure.

Thats definately not the real Sarah. The forward field is way to big and the back field is way too small.

KG4CGC
12-01-2010, 05:37 PM
Thats definately not the real Sarah. The forward field is way to big and the back field is way too small.
That is one of the better look-alikes trying to ride the wave and make a living.

n2ize
12-01-2010, 05:38 PM
http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files//2010/09/PH20100914070111.jpg

Better?

Does it bite ???

KG4CGC
12-01-2010, 05:44 PM
http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files//2010/09/PH20100914070111.jpg

Better?Remember the end of the movie, "Thinner?" Remember when he woke up to find his wife dead after eating the pie? The expression on COD's face is the same as the dead wife.

w2amr
12-01-2010, 05:46 PM
http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files//2010/09/PH20100914070111.jpg

Better?
Looks like a goddamn bull frog eying up an insect.

KG4CGC
12-01-2010, 05:51 PM
Looks like a goddamn bull frog eying up an insect.
Or just COD catching a piss.

KJ3N
12-01-2010, 06:18 PM
So you're saying you loosen her up a bit before having a threesome?

I might be able to get away with that with you, but the wife is strictly a "One on One" type of gal. :naughty:

She doesn't like to share, either. :sadwave:

N2CHX
12-01-2010, 06:20 PM
I might be able to get away with that with you, but the wife is strictly a "One on One" type of gal. :naughty:

She doesn't like to share, either. :sadwave:

Ah, so I get her all to myself. Awesome!

KJ3N
12-01-2010, 06:44 PM
Ah, so I get her all to myself. Awesome!

Not a prayer, but nice try. :rofl:

KC9ECI
12-01-2010, 07:44 PM
Does it bite ???

A little, if you're lucky.

NA4BH
12-01-2010, 07:53 PM
Thank GOD that jumping cat has gone away. I can stop cleaning my guns now. :squint:

N2CHX
12-02-2010, 07:57 AM
Not a prayer, but nice try. :rofl:

But, but, you said....

W3WN
12-02-2010, 10:10 PM
If that is the real Sarah, can we gag her, tie her up, and just leave her somewhere? Where she can't be found for a couple of years? (And wear gloves, leave no fingerprints or other forensic evidence behind)

NA4BH
12-03-2010, 12:22 AM
If that is the real Sarah, can we gag her

I think a few of us could make her gag. :rofl: :rofl:

KG4CGC
12-03-2010, 12:33 AM
I think a few of us could make her gag. :rofl: :rofl:
You mean just by the sight of our advanced male nudity?

NA4BH
12-03-2010, 12:34 AM
Well, that too. :lol: :lol:

KA5PIU
12-03-2010, 12:52 AM
Hello.

Do what one guy did.
He was tired of his wife so he went to Mexico with her, and left her.

KG4CGC
12-03-2010, 01:46 AM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/AHHHRRRGGGHHGG.jpg

N2CHX
12-03-2010, 05:06 AM
I think a few of us could make her gag. :rofl: :rofl:

I think it would be a reflex reaction thing though. We would gag just thinking about having sex with that walking contradiction and she in turn would gag because we gagged.

AA8AE
12-05-2010, 03:56 AM
:pray:The Lions to win a football game......What was I thinking? Lets go with WORLD PEACE, Bring the troops home!

N2NH
12-05-2010, 07:12 AM
http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files//2010/09/PH20100914070111.jpg

Better?


Does it bite ???

You could crack nuts with that maw. Cocoanuts.

N7RJD
12-05-2010, 06:42 PM
I'm hoping for a new dishwasher, the old one doesn't work so well.
Just don't tell her I said that.

W3WN
12-05-2010, 10:24 PM
I think it would be a reflex reaction thing though. We would gag just thinking about having sex with that walking contradiction and she in turn would gag because we gagged.

I don't know Kell. For all the kvetching & moaning some of these guys do about the Alaskan Miscarriage (of (election) justice), they do seem to delight in posting her many pictures... or those of her clones.

I think that to paraphrase Shakespeare, certain Islanders doth protesteth too much!

N2NH
12-05-2010, 11:39 PM
I don't know Kell. For all the kvetching & moaning some of these guys due about the Alaskan Miscarriage (of (election) justice), they do seem to delight in posting her many pictures... or those of her clones.

I think that to paraphrase Shakespeare, certain Islanders doth protesteth too much!

Often happens with freeks of nature. I wonder how many hot dogs she can stuff into that mouth?? Without magick.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/190494/80461403.jpg

kd8dey
12-06-2010, 12:53 AM
Often happens with freeks of nature. I wonder how many hot dogs she can stuff into that mouth?? Without magick.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/190494/80461403.jpg

Is She related to Gene Simmons??

N2NH
12-06-2010, 01:36 AM
Is She related to Gene Simmons??

Dunno, but for sure, there is a strong family resemblance. Don't know what it is, probably some intangible thing...

N8YX
12-06-2010, 07:43 AM
What I'd like for Christmas, would only end in divorce. :rofl:
Ahhh.....yep.

KC2UGV
12-06-2010, 09:43 AM
I am dreaming of this:
http://n4trb.com/AmateurRadio/SplitdorfCrystalSet/images/SplitdorfCrystalSet_016.JPG

I don't think it's going to happen though. Last one I priced was about $500 or so.

N8YX
12-06-2010, 09:59 AM
You could always wind it yourself. ;)

KC2UGV
12-06-2010, 10:36 AM
You could always wind it yourself. ;)

Winding it's not the problem, it's the sourcing of all the antique parts: wood, detector, brass, etc :)

W1GUH
12-06-2010, 11:20 AM
Winding it's not the problem, it's the sourcing of all the antique parts: wood, detector, brass, etc :)

Not to mention the Fahnestock clips.

W1GUH
12-06-2010, 11:22 AM
I don't know Kell. For all the kvetching & moaning some of these guys due about the Alaskan Miscarriage (of (election) justice), they do seem to delight in posting her many pictures... or those of her clones.

I think that to paraphrase Shakespeare, certain Islanders doth protesteth too much!

Bingo!!!! She (or her handlers) are very, very good at keeping her in the public eye, in a similar way to other politicians who have been dismantling the US. I'd say she's a very serious contender for the White House. Groan --

W1GUH
12-06-2010, 11:31 AM
Not to mention the Fahnestock clips.

Ah, you can still by 'em! (http://www.micromark.com/FAHNESTOCK-CLIPS-PKG-OF-25,8941.html) Maybe I'll build a rig using them.