i'm rich, a fbi agent says so.....

[kb2crk]

got to love the thick BS they pile on.... lmmfao

There Friend,

I am Mrs. Laura Susan Fredrick an FBI AGENT; I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in New Braunfels Texas. My residential address is as follows. 1811 TEAL RUN PLACE DR.FRESNO, TX 77545,

United States. I am one of those that executed Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $15,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment but to all no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, and I was directed to meet REV. PAULSON WILLIAMS, who is the member of OMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I saw him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1.5 000.000.00 Moreover, REV. PAULSON WILLIAMS, showed me the full information of
those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiary, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your und, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact REV. PAULSON WILLIAMS.

You have to contact him direct on this information below.

COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE

Name: REV. PAULSON WILLIAMS

Email: There Friend,

I am Mrs. Laura Susan Fredrick an FBI AGENT; I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in New Braunfels Texas. My residential address is as follows. 1811 TEAL RUN PLACE DR.FRESNO, TX 77545,

United States. I am one of those that executed Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $15,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment but to all no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, and I was directed to meet REV. PAULSON WILLIAMS, who is the member of OMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I saw him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1.5 000.000.00 Moreover, REV. PAULSON WILLIAMS, showed me the full information of
those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiary, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your und, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact REV. PAULSON WILLIAMS.

You have to contact him direct on this information below.

COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE

Name: REV. PAULSON WILLIAMS

Email: paulsonsection71@live.com
Office Address: 13,Cole Street,Ikeja Lagos Nigeria.

You really have to stop dealing with those people that is contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

The only money I paid was just $250usd, take note of that. Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact REV. PAULSON WILLIAMS so that he can help you to deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Remain Blessed.
Mrs. Laura Susan Fredrick.
Office Address: 13,Cole Street,Ikeja Lagos Nigeria.

You really have to stop dealing with those people that is contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

The only money I paid was just $250usd, take note of that. Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact REV. PAULSON WILLIAMS so that he can help you to deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Remain Blessed.
Mrs. Laura Susan Fredrick.

[NQ6U]

Well, the address really does exist (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=1811+Teal+Run+Place+Drive,+Fresno,+TX&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=44.47475,92.724609&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=1811+Teal+Run+Pl+Dr,+Fresno,+Fort+Bend,+Texa s+77545&ll=29.528428,-95.481836&spn=0.000749,0.001415&t=h&z=20&layer=c&cbll=29.528428,-95.481836&panoid=XeKDY0k9KhYdv049LCZl6w&cbp=12,158.31,,0,5.1), and since it's from an FBI agent, I can't see how you could go wrong. So, congratulations--I hope you enjoy your new-found wealth. Buy a nice radio.

[W0KCS]

Now, if you could take that $250 and give it to a REAL Nigerian, heck, a real Nigerian VILLAGE, they'd probably be celebrating for years: clean water, food, a new school. So little to us, so much to someone else.

As for the scammers, they provide us with endless yuks. Gotta love 'em.

I'm an FBI agent. I know.

:)

[KC2UGV]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp5_e5aPqUY/RzIU92uTBxI/AAAAAAAABQc/V3vGgJnGeRE/s400/candy.gif

[N5RLR]

I've often thought of setting up a "dummy" bank account just to see if one of these nimrods would really transfer money into it, then withdraw the cash before they would. But, in the off chance that it'd really work and be a significant amount, there probably would be complications. Still, a nice idea. ;)

[NQ6U]

I've often thought of setting up a "dummy" bank account just to see if one of these nimrods would really transfer money into it, then withdraw the cash before they would. But, in the off chance that it'd really work and be a significant amount, there probably would be complications. Still, a nice idea. ;)

They won't. The way they operate is to get you to put up a relatively small sum to begin with, then keep plying you with requests of more and more for various reasons. Some of them even try to convince you to fly to Nigeria, then kidnap you and hold you for ransom.

The really sad thing is that so many people actually fall for it, even after years of being warned off.

[N5RLR]

The really sad thing is that so many people actually fall for it, even after years of being warned off.
True. Good thing that I really don't have the time to deal with such shenanigans.

[n2ize]

Congradulations CRK. Glad to see you are IN the money. Use your new wealth wisely and in good health.

[KG4CGC]

I heard a neighbor the other as I was walking the dog. They were a little tipsy so they were not as aware of their decibel level from 100' away. Her exact phrase: "Why can't they just bomb Nigeria?"
I won't print the rest of the phrase here. It was a rant to be sure but also very ugly. "Send all the fags over to Nigeria" was a mild comment in comparison to the rest of the rant which didn't really fade too much as I gained distance.

[kb2vxa]

Charles, you have my deepest sympathy you're being surrounded by bigoted trash.

[KG4CGC]

I got a new one from the girl of my dreams. Or, so it says!


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[NQ6U]

Sounds legit to me, Charles. Go for it.

[KG4CGC]

What for to make how you say perfect condition of health.

[NQ6U]

But she has some thing very important to tell you.

[NA4BH]

Sounds like she needs the email address of the good Reverend from Nigeria. He's loaded, so I hear.