Birds love to poop on me.

[w2amr]

Now this is real entertainment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkHo5QXhEsI&feature=related

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RI0UGy7kTI

[NQ6U]

She needs to stop hanging out under statues.

[w2amr]

Maury ain't some one trick pony,he got paternity testing too. :giggity::dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOpSErM03n4&feature=related

[WØTKX]

http://www.stupid-laws.net/images/stupid-laws-funny-signs-New-Jersey-American-laws.jpg

[w2amr]

http://www.stupid-laws.net/images/stupid-laws-funny-signs-New-Jersey-American-laws.jpg

:lol::agree:

[suddenseer]

The young lady needs to be introduced to the joy of shotguns & nuisance birds.

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjLlqIuVhI

[kb2vxa]

Last year my town council passed an ordinance against feeding the flying garbage cans lovingly called seagulls... now you know why. It hasn't spoiled my fun however, during the summer Benny invasion they consistently ignore the signs. As I walk by I tell them "Please don't feed our seagulls, we don't go to your town to feed your rats." Soon enough it hits home as a fishing boat comes up the inlet followed by a flock of gulls as I watch from a safe distance them being distracted by Bennies tossing popcorn and then it happens... BOMBS AWAY!

If you think pigeon poop is bad, seagull poop smells like fish and I don't mean maybe.

[WØTKX]

http://www.orble.com/images/seagull-aim-poop.jpg


http://www.orble.com/images/seagull-aim-poop.jpg

[kb2vxa]

Here, give it a try!
http://www.roguejoker.com/games/ShootingGames/aimandpoop/aimandpoop.html

[NQ6U]

Here, give it a try!
http://www.roguejoker.com/games/ShootingGames/aimandpoop/aimandpoop.html

I suck at it. Best I've been able to do is Level 2, 165 points.

[kd8dey]

A Bird in the hand poops on your wrist

[kb2vxa]

"A Bird in the hand poops on your wrist."
That's how you get in a monkey in the bush bar. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4XnplSo8I4