Your Super Power

[KG4CGC]

What is your known super power that you have discovered over the years.
Me? I can untie any knot or tangle. Power cords, extension cables, ropes, fishing lines, everything except human hair bunched up and broken off in a in a fine chain.

What's your Known Super Power?

[NQ6U]

I can turn gold into sh*t.

[KG4CGC]

I can turn gold into sh*t.
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[kb2crk]

i can make a redneck curse me out in 15 seconds flat. 5 seconds if they are an alabama fan.

[NA4BH]

Farting

[ki4itv]

Top fuel horticulture.
(I would have said farting, but Bob beat me to it)

[kd8dey]

Farting

With or Without crossing your legs first??

[kc7jty]

I discovered at a rather early age I could piss everybody off (including adults) simply by sticking to the truth. I never forgot it.

[KG4CGC]

I discovered at a rather early age I could piss everybody off (including adults) simply by sticking to the truth. I never forgot it.
I'm not sure that falls under "super" power. A lot of kids go for the "pisser" early on. Points for adults not wanting to hear the truth.

[NA4BH]

With or Without crossing your legs first??

That depends on the sound I am going for.

[kc7jty]

A lot of kids go for the "pisser" early on.

That's just it. I never gave it up.

[KG4CGC]

That's just it. I never gave it up.
And I'll wager that you have the scars to prove it.

[kc7jty]

And I'll wager that you have the scars to prove it.

Not as many as those on my opponents.

[KG4CGC]

Not as many as those on my opponents.
I was thinking of scars dealt upon to you at the hands of adults.

[NA4BH]

I just exercised my super power. The dog fell over and is not breathing. Come on Spot get up boy, GET UP ..................

[KG4CGC]

I just exercised my super power. The dog fell over and is not breathing. Come on Spot get up boy, GET UP ..................
Give mouth to mouth! Give mouth to mouth!

[NA4BH]

OK that worked. Jesus, I just gassed him again. GET UP BOY , GET UP ........ What kind of animal am I, OH NOOOOOOOOO.

[KG4CGC]

Careful there! The emergency vet is expensive and cash only!

[NA4BH]

Careful there! The emergency vet is expensive and cash only!

But I have a license for that, too. Still no good. Run BOY, RUN.... Why doesn't he move?????

[KG4CGC]

But I have a license for that, too. Still no good. Run BOY, RUN.... Why doesn't he move?????
Bring Amber Lamps Bring Amber Lamps!

[NA4BH]

Amber doesn't work, amber doesn't work. Oh my GOD, I shot him again. Make me stop..... MAKE ME STOP....... Being a Super Hero has it's down side. The ribs tonight have only strengthened my powers. What was I thinking?

[KG4CGC]

Amber doesn't work, amber doesn't work. Oh my GOD, I shot him again. Make me stop..... MAKE ME STOP....... Being a Super Hero has it's down side. The ribs tonight have only strengthened my powers. What was I thinking?
Oh the Huge Manatees! The Huge Manatees!

[kc7jty]

I was thinking of scars dealt upon to you at the hands of adults.

Physical scars, few. Mentally it is a learning and strengthening process.

[N5RLR]

My super power seems to be attracting mentally- and emotionally-damaged women. :quiet:

[NQ6U]

Oh the Huge Manatees! The Huge Manatees!

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[KC2UGV]

My superpower is that I can make any scientologist freak out within seconds of them seeing me. I have mind control over them...

[w2amr]

I can get up every day and drag my ass to work.

[kf0rt]

I can get up every day and drag my ass to work.

:agree:

[W1GUH]

OK....which one of you is the author of, or influences the author of Zits? 'Fess up, now...


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[WV6Z]

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In addition to the normal prerequisite ability to clear the room, or general vicinity via the expulsion of intestinal gasses, I am also a master gold necklace detangler, even with my failing eyesight and manual dexterity.