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KG4CGC
11-22-2010, 10:06 PM
What is your known super power that you have discovered over the years.
Me? I can untie any knot or tangle. Power cords, extension cables, ropes, fishing lines, everything except human hair bunched up and broken off in a in a fine chain.

What's your Known Super Power?

NQ6U
11-22-2010, 10:39 PM
I can turn gold into sh*t.

KG4CGC
11-22-2010, 10:43 PM
I can turn gold into sh*t.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/a5b3d952.jpg

kb2crk
11-22-2010, 10:47 PM
i can make a redneck curse me out in 15 seconds flat. 5 seconds if they are an alabama fan.

NA4BH
11-22-2010, 11:04 PM
Farting

ki4itv
11-22-2010, 11:37 PM
Top fuel horticulture.
(I would have said farting, but Bob beat me to it)

kd8dey
11-22-2010, 11:45 PM
Farting

With or Without crossing your legs first??

kc7jty
11-23-2010, 12:32 AM
I discovered at a rather early age I could piss everybody off (including adults) simply by sticking to the truth. I never forgot it.

KG4CGC
11-23-2010, 09:04 AM
I discovered at a rather early age I could piss everybody off (including adults) simply by sticking to the truth. I never forgot it.
I'm not sure that falls under "super" power. A lot of kids go for the "pisser" early on. Points for adults not wanting to hear the truth.

NA4BH
11-23-2010, 09:33 AM
With or Without crossing your legs first??

That depends on the sound I am going for.

kc7jty
11-23-2010, 07:42 PM
A lot of kids go for the "pisser" early on.

That's just it. I never gave it up.

KG4CGC
11-23-2010, 07:47 PM
That's just it. I never gave it up.
And I'll wager that you have the scars to prove it.

kc7jty
11-23-2010, 07:56 PM
And I'll wager that you have the scars to prove it.

Not as many as those on my opponents.

KG4CGC
11-23-2010, 08:01 PM
Not as many as those on my opponents.
I was thinking of scars dealt upon to you at the hands of adults.

NA4BH
11-23-2010, 09:31 PM
I just exercised my super power. The dog fell over and is not breathing. Come on Spot get up boy, GET UP ..................

KG4CGC
11-23-2010, 09:38 PM
I just exercised my super power. The dog fell over and is not breathing. Come on Spot get up boy, GET UP ..................
Give mouth to mouth! Give mouth to mouth!

NA4BH
11-23-2010, 09:51 PM
OK that worked. Jesus, I just gassed him again. GET UP BOY , GET UP ........ What kind of animal am I, OH NOOOOOOOOO.

KG4CGC
11-23-2010, 09:52 PM
Careful there! The emergency vet is expensive and cash only!

NA4BH
11-23-2010, 09:58 PM
Careful there! The emergency vet is expensive and cash only!

But I have a license for that, too. Still no good. Run BOY, RUN.... Why doesn't he move?????

KG4CGC
11-23-2010, 10:00 PM
But I have a license for that, too. Still no good. Run BOY, RUN.... Why doesn't he move?????
Bring Amber Lamps Bring Amber Lamps!

NA4BH
11-23-2010, 10:23 PM
Amber doesn't work, amber doesn't work. Oh my GOD, I shot him again. Make me stop..... MAKE ME STOP....... Being a Super Hero has it's down side. The ribs tonight have only strengthened my powers. What was I thinking?

KG4CGC
11-23-2010, 10:26 PM
Amber doesn't work, amber doesn't work. Oh my GOD, I shot him again. Make me stop..... MAKE ME STOP....... Being a Super Hero has it's down side. The ribs tonight have only strengthened my powers. What was I thinking?
Oh the Huge Manatees! The Huge Manatees!

kc7jty
11-23-2010, 10:47 PM
I was thinking of scars dealt upon to you at the hands of adults.

Physical scars, few. Mentally it is a learning and strengthening process.

N5RLR
11-23-2010, 11:35 PM
My super power seems to be attracting mentally- and emotionally-damaged women. :quiet:

NQ6U
11-24-2010, 07:11 PM
Oh the Huge Manatees! The Huge Manatees!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/1362599_02bcdea730.jpg

KC2UGV
11-24-2010, 08:07 PM
My superpower is that I can make any scientologist freak out within seconds of them seeing me. I have mind control over them...

w2amr
11-25-2010, 06:24 AM
I can get up every day and drag my ass to work.

kf0rt
11-25-2010, 06:58 AM
I can get up every day and drag my ass to work.

:agree:

W1GUH
11-29-2010, 09:37 AM
OK....which one of you is the author of, or influences the author of Zits? 'Fess up, now...


http://www.arcamax.com/newspics/13/1388/138859.gif

WV6Z
11-29-2010, 09:50 AM
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd302/wv6z/amberlamps3.jpg

In addition to the normal prerequisite ability to clear the room, or general vicinity via the expulsion of intestinal gasses, I am also a master gold necklace detangler, even with my failing eyesight and manual dexterity.