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N2CHX
11-17-2010, 02:12 PM
You guys just aren't doing it for me today. I need some intellectual stimulation or decent conversation of some sort. Stuck here for another five hours and it's SLOW because the weather is horrid outside.
NQ6U
11-17-2010, 02:15 PM
So, how 'bout them Buffalo Bills?
N2CHX
11-17-2010, 02:16 PM
So, how 'bout them Buffalo Bills?

Besides the fact that they suck? I'm like right down the street from the stadium right now BTW...
N2CHX
11-17-2010, 02:18 PM
I have my new Icicle and a nice Shure mic with me, if anyone wants me to voice something for them, just for fun or whatever. I need something to do besides watch the wind blow the trees around out the front door.
NQ6U
11-17-2010, 02:21 PM
Do they? I don't really follow football, I just wanted to come up with the most banal response possible to your complaint that the rest of us weren't engaging you intellectually today.
WØTKX
11-17-2010, 02:24 PM
You need a radio at work.

Or get setup to do podcasts there.

I like to wander around at archive.org, and read "the classics".
N2CHX
11-17-2010, 02:24 PM
Do they? I don't really follow football, I just wanted to come up with the most banal response possible to your complaint that the rest of us weren't engaging you intellectually today.

I don't really follow them either. And you all are my devoted subjects, so you must entertain me! lol
N2CHX
11-17-2010, 02:25 PM
You need a radio at work.

Or get setup to do podcasts there.

I like to wander around at archive.org, and read "the classics".

I have my mic and a means to record, just no voice work right now, unless I decide to take on some stupid DJ drop freebie/cheapie crap work.
W5RB
11-17-2010, 02:31 PM
Hmmm. Write and record a new waiting-in-line announcement for the TSA to play in airports . It could be lotsa fun , and at worst , you can sell it to a standup comic or a drivetime DJ .
KG4CGC
11-17-2010, 02:34 PM
You guys just aren't doing it for me today.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/DSC_1426-2.jpg
NQ6U
11-17-2010, 02:36 PM
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s63/tundratantrum/Picture397.jpg
N2CHX
11-17-2010, 02:37 PM
Hmmm. Write and record a new waiting-in-line announcement for the TSA to play in airports . It could be lotsa fun , and at worst , you can sell it to a standup comic or a drivetime DJ .

Oooh, I like that idea. Nice, thanks!
N2CHX
11-17-2010, 02:39 PM
WTF? Hot dogs and marshmallows? :lol:
KG4CGC
11-17-2010, 02:44 PM
WTF? Hot dogs and marshmallows? :lol:
Peen and sweetbread.
N2CHX
11-17-2010, 02:53 PM
Peen and sweetbread.

Owrightay.
KG4CGC
11-17-2010, 03:39 PM
Owrightay.
BTW, I suppose you are viewing this on your phone. If you really look closely, you will notice that my pic is actually of a weinie tree and that was the first year it produced peen.
N2CHX
11-17-2010, 04:14 PM
BTW, I suppose you are viewing this on your phone. If you really look closely, you will notice that my pic is actually of a weinie tree and that was the first year it produced peen.

Cute.
KG4CGC
11-17-2010, 04:31 PM
Cute.
Not doing it for ya today? It actually matured 3 years ahead of schedule. I got it from the Clemson Agricultural Extension Office located way off campus in beautiful Sandy Springs SC. When I noticed the first signs of turgidity in the what looked like blooms, I called the Ag Office and gave them the tag number. All plants from the Ag Office must be tagged. They came out to see it after I sent the first set of pictures because, and they told me this straight out, they thought I was full of it.

the looked at my ground, took samples, did some on site tests and just before they left they took a clipping (without my permission I might add) and pretty much didn't want to talk anymore. About a month later I received a letter from them with the results of the soil tests and other numbers that I had to look up online. That was 2007. 3 years later they are offering weinie bushes that mature in 2 two years, not the 5 and my name is not mentioned anywhere in the write up in SC Ag Monthly. No mention was made of a bush getting out to some citizen through their offices or that someone grew it in their yard. Matter of fact, they took credit for every aspect of the bushes development as if I never had weinie bush!
Today that weinie bush is a 20' tall tree and it produces blooms the size of 4 pound bolognas!
N2CHX
11-17-2010, 07:41 PM
You are a very good story teller. :rofl:
NQ6U
11-17-2010, 08:30 PM
Today that weinie bush is a 20' tall tree and it produces blooms the size of 4 pound bolognas!

There's four pounds of bologna in that story all right, but it ain't what's coming off the tree! :lol:

Good story, Charles.
WØTKX
11-17-2010, 08:38 PM
Sounds like the cow patty fungi extension service to me. :whistle: