Spend Eternity with Oprah

[N2NH]

Some lucky fans will be able to spend the rest of forever with Oprah Winfrey... (http://www.theonion.com/video/oprah-invites-hundreds-of-lucky-fans-to-be-buried,18443/)

[kc7jty]

my pants are getting wet already

[N2CHX]

:rofl:

Who hired those news anchors BTW. I could only watch about a minute of that before I had to turn it off. The voice inflections made me feel like I was watching a news report geared for two-year-olds.

[W3MIV]

The voice inflections made me feel like I was watching a news report geared for two-year-olds.

Typical intellectual age of Oprah fans.

[KJ3N]

It's The Onion, guys.

[N2CHX]

It's The Onion, guys.

LMAO!!!! I didn't even notice that. Jokes on me. Hey, it's early. :lol:

[W3MIV]

LMAO!!!! I didn't even notice that. Jokes on me. Hey, it's early. :lol:

That's what makes The Onion special. Their satire is so well focused on their targets' foibles as to be believable.

[KJ3N]

LMAO!!!! I didn't even notice that. Jokes on me. Hey, it's early. :lol:

Then, you're gonna love this (http://www.theonion.com/video/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt,14309/). :rofl: :rofl:

NSFW!!

[N2CHX]

Then, you're gonna love this (http://www.theonion.com/video/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt,14309/). :rofl: :rofl:

NSFW!!

LOL nice. I've seen that before but it's still funny the 2nd time around.

[NQ6U]

That's what makes The Onion special. Their satire is so well focused on their targets' foibles as to be believable.

Exactly right, Albi--even though I noticed it was an Onion piece, it still seemed pretty much in character for Oprah given her enormous ego.

[W3MIV]

...given her enormous ego.

Among her other enormous... ahhhh.... "attributes." :roll:

[NQ6U]

Among her other enormous... ahhhh.... "attributes." :roll:

Leave it to Albi to head right for the gutter...

[N2CHX]

Leave it to Albi to head right for the gutter...

Well, unless you consider having an ass the size of the state Rudy resides in something positively sexual, I'm not so sure the gutter was what Albi was aiming for.

[W1GUH]

Here's one that's probably not really satirical at all. (http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-finds-majority-of-male-voters-would-have-elec,18436/?utm_source=recentnews)

[N2CHX]

Here's one that's probably not really satirical at all. (http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-finds-majority-of-male-voters-would-have-elec,18436/?utm_source=recentnews)

Well, I know what I'm doing in 2012.

[W3MIV]

Well, unless you consider having an ass the size of the state Rudy resides in something positively sexual, I'm not so sure the gutter was what Albi was aiming for.

If I have to "aim," the better choice between the two is clearly the gutter. :ugh:

[W1GUH]

I heard that back in the '80's, she was involved in a drug bust. Seems they lifted her skirt and found 20 pounds of crack.

[N2NH]

I heard that back in the '80's, she was involved in a drug bust. Seems they lifted her skirt and found 20 pounds of crack.

I don't believe it. Only 20??

[kc7jty]

I don't believe it. Only 20??

front end

[W3WN]

Some lucky fans will be able to spend the rest of forever with Oprah Winfrey... (http://www.theonion.com/video/oprah-invites-hundreds-of-lucky-fans-to-be-buried,18443/)
If I didn't recognize the link immediately (all hail the Onion!) I could almost believe it.

That's the best satire... when it really could be true... and sometimes is...

[N7YA]

If I have to "aim," the better choice between the two is clearly the gutter. :ugh:

I dont think it matters where on her you aim, Albi, you're going to hit the gutter anyway.

[KG4CGC]

my pants are getting wet already
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e05-a-million-little-fibers

[N2NH]

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I repeat: I don't believe it. Only 20??

[kc7jty]

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