Albi sezzitz KB2CRK on the coochi!

[kc7jty]

KB2CRK:
Can you get good beer where you are?
Looks like you're not far from Chaz, whats that like knowing he's so close?
Know any cat hoarders?
Ever see Jimmy Carter or the B52s?

[NQ6U]

Albi sezzitz KB2CRK on the coochi!


And, as he also says: "assume the position!"

So, what's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this?

[W3MIV]

Holding his ankles, what else?

[kb2crk]

KB2CRK:
Can you get good beer where you are?
Looks like you're not far from Chaz, whats that like knowing he's so close?
Know any cat hoarders?
Ever see Jimmy Carter or the B52s?

a really good beer? nope
knowing chaz is 3 hours away is scary
nope i dont know any cat hoarders
and nope to both except on the TV

[kb2crk]

And, as he also says: "assume the position!"

So, what's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this?

who's the nice guy?

[kb2crk]

Holding his ankles, what else?

i dont act like you albi.....

[W3MIV]

So tell us about your experiences with genital mutilation.

[N2CHX]

WTF?

[W7XF]

WTF?

+1000!

[WØTKX]

http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/113597-the-memory-card-46-insult-swordfighting-/Monkey%20Island%20-%20Insult%20Swordfighting-468x.jpg

[suddenseer]

As Albi queried, have you been to a briss? I always look away, I cannot watch.

[W7XF]

As Albi queried, have you been to a briss? I always look away, I cannot watch.

I didn't attend my bris. I was one of the lucky younguns in 1961 that had an attending doctor that gave my mother the option of 'snip' or 'no snip'. Mom said 'no snip'.

(BTW I'm not Jewish or Muslim)

[WØTKX]

Don't remember it, a non ceremonial hospital event. But I got the scars to prove it.

[suddenseer]

I do not recall my ceremony either. I was born in the city hospital. They told my mom something about take it or leave it....that was a decision I might have wanted to make for myself. I guess I am one step closer to being Jewish. heheh.

[NQ6U]

Did you hear about the Rabbi who wouldn't charge for a bris? He only took tips...

[N2CHX]

O.M.G. O_O

[WØTKX]

Circumcised I was, in a Catholic Connecticut Hospital.

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2067927/2114141/2129224/051101_dvd_Yoda_Ex.jpg

[kb2crk]

snipped as was the norm at the time.

and as some who know what southerngents.com in 05 and 06 was can attest to.

[WØTKX]

Thanks for straightening that out. Whew.

[KG4CGC]

Do you feel that your musical tastes kind of tell about your tastes in radios?

[W3MIV]

Thanks for straightening that out. Whew.

You won't want to straighten it out for some time after the unkindest cut.

[kb2crk]

Do you feel that your musical tastes kind of tell about your tastes in radios?

i have a rather eclectic taste in music and also an eclectic taste in radios so maybe that is a yes.

[WØTKX]

What music is evocative of the Heathkit HW-101?

http://www.combo-organ.com/Vox/Jaguar/HeathJag.jpg

[kb2crk]

What music is evocative of the Heathkit HW-101?

http://www.combo-organ.com/Vox/Jaguar/HeathJag.jpg

inna gadda da vida?

yes i think acid rock fits the bill.....lol

[kb2crk]

ok this has gone nowhere... anyone with any interesting questions?

[kc7jty]

How did you come to be a 2 call in 4 land?

[kb2crk]

that is an easy question to answer. i was licensed in 1987 with an address in new jersey. i am good on the zed in there 93 archive. moved to GA in 93 and never changed my novice call.

[kc7jty]

I can understand you dumping New Jersey but Georgia? Couldn't you have picked better?

[kb2crk]

long story having to do with having satan as an ex wife.......

[kc7jty]

Krice, that sucks. Can't complain about my x, although she's looking more and more like an old lady (wonder why) every day. We managed to stay friendly for our 2 daughters.

[kb2crk]

Krice, that sucks. Can't complain about my x, although she's looking more and more like an old lady (wonder why) every day. We managed to stay friendly for our 2 daughters.

you are lucky as my ex has convinced my three kids that i am the evil one and i have been told to gfm by the three of them.

[kb2crk]

ok it is a little slow here..... how bout some questions....

[NQ6U]

Satan was your ex-wife? Weird--Satan was my ex-wife. What a coincidence.

[kb2crk]

did your ex wife sell your ham gear to get her nails done?????

[NQ6U]

did your ex wife sell your ham gear to get her nails done?????

I wasn't a ham then, so no. Also, she never had her nails done. But if I had been a ham and had she had her nails done then, yes, she would have.

[kb2crk]

maybe she was satan jr..

[NQ6U]

maybe she was satan jr..

I'm exaggerating. She wasn't really Satan, probably only a major demon.

[kb2crk]

I'm exaggerating. She wasn't really Satan, probably only a major demon.

i wish i were exaggerating. i am truly being kind....

[NQ6U]

So, what brought you to ham radio and how has it enhanced your life? Or, if it hasn't enhanced your life, how has it made your life worse?

[kb2crk]

cb brought me to ham radio back in the mid 80's. my elmer was a cb'er turned ham. made my life hell with the ex wife but has been great since the end of that chapter in my life. equipment that works, a wife that has no problem with radios (except when i stick them in her vehicle), and i now how have her agreeing to a 50' tower as soon as i get the current honey do list done. p cant wait.

[w2amr]

I can understand you dumping New Jersey but Georgia? Couldn't you have picked better?Now everybody in Georgia is going to hate you.:lol:

[kc7jty]

I'm used to it by now.

[W3MIV]

I'm used to it by now.

Not to worry; it's a sign of good taste.

[W3MIV]

long story having to do with having satan as an ex wife.......

Please explain to us why THE EX is always the satan. Was it a shotgun wedding? Were you locked in the back of a '49 Suburban and brought to the JP by six thugs from Hoboken?

[kf0rt]

Please explain to us why THE EX is always the satan. Was it a shotgun wedding? Were you locked in the back of a '49 Suburban and brought to the JP by six thugs from Hoboken?

Did it have anything to do with being blinded by teh horney?

[KJ3N]

Did it have anything to do with being blinded by teh horney?

"God gave men 2 heads, but only enough blood to operate one at a time." - Robin Williams

[kb2crk]

"God gave men 2 heads, but only enough blood to operate one at a time." - Robin Williams

young and stupid i was. thinking with the wrong head i was for many years. the last 5 years of that marraige was just trying to hold on til the kids got out of high school. i did not make it that far but it was move out or kill satan. i chose to move out.
that was almost 4 years ago now.

[kc7jty]

You must be 50 or better?

[kb2crk]

You must be 50 or better?

44 years of age at this point and it is time to leave for work....

[N2CHX]

long story having to do with having satan as an ex wife.......

Weren't the horns kind of a clue?

[W3MIV]

Weren't the horns kind of a clue?

His own horns?

[N2CHX]

His own horns?

LOL no, the horns on Satan, his ex-wife.

http://www.hennessy.id.au/quentingeorge/archives/satan.jpg

[kb2crk]

she had horns alright. 44g horns hanging off of her chest. they wer disguised as breasticles

[suddenseer]

You might have already answered, why did you move to 4 land? I went to college in Atlanta, and Athens sometimes the same week (That is a separate post) I loved almost every moment there. The native 4 landers I met were wonderful people. I had a good time there. The only amusing thing was how a half inch of snow can close down the city of Atlanta. Have you assimilated yet?

[kb2crk]

You might have already answered, why did you move to 4 land? I went to college in Atlanta, and Athens sometimes the same week (That is a separate post) I loved almost every moment there. The native 4 landers I met were wonderful people. I had a good time there. The only amusing thing was how a half inch of snow can close down the city of Atlanta. Have you assimilated yet?

moved to 4 land in 93 when the ex's grandfather was diagnosed with emphysema. he retired to ga about 4 years earlier. with the ex's spending habits i could not pay the rent nevermind move back to the northeast. the threat of snow in the athens area shuts everything down and you cant find milk or bread at a grocery store anywhere. the native 4 landers are great people as long as you are near a larger city. in the small county i was in i was a foreigner ans so was anyone else who moved in from more than ten miles away. as for assimilating, hell no. i am one of those damn yankees and until they stop saying it i will act ten times worse......lol

[KG4CGC]

as for assimilating, hell no. i am one of those damn yankees and until they stop saying it i will act ten times worse......lol
Good for you, because if it comes down to it they will tell you in no uncertain terms that you will never be one of them. They always said that the South Will Rise again and by looking at the attitude of the nation over the years, they are right. Half the population has become panophobic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panphobia).

[kc7jty]

In '74/75 my wifey at the time & I drove to camp out on the FL keys over the Christmas/New Years holidays with a Chevy Malibu wagon that she fixed up nice to sleep in. Shag carpet, retractable curtains, the whole 9 yards.
On the way back to PA (PA tags too) we drove off the highway in NC and down a dirt road into a farmers field to sleep in the car for free. Rained all night turning everything to muck... got stuck.

I remembered seeing a small, old timey gas station on the way in so we walked there for help. The whole time I was telling wifey to be damned careful what she said and try to use tact as best she could since we were Yankees in their territory.
When we got there it was a plenty large man and his late teen daughter that probably saw no one but us the entire morning.
I explained our situation and the guy immediately goes out and fires up an old farm tractor, pulls it up to the door and hollers in "let's go."

He pulls the car the entire length of the road, a good 250 feet.
I follow him back to the station and ask how much? He says nothin. I tried to give him $10 (that was something back then) & he would not take it.

Meanwhile I notice wifey having a great time with the guy's daughter, laughing and carrying on next to the pot belly stove.
I said c'mon we gotta get moovin. She gives me this look "we gotta go already?"

[kb2crk]

In '74/75 my wifey at the time & I drove to camp out on the FL keys over the Christmas/New Years holidays with a Chevy Malibu wagon that she fixed up nice to sleep in. Shag carpet, retractable curtains, the whole 9 yards.
On the way back to PA (PA tags too) we drove off the highway in NC and down a dirt road into a farmers field to sleep in the car for free. Rained all night turning everything to muck... got stuck.

I remembered seeing a small, old timey gas station on the way in so we walked there for help. The whole time I was telling wifey to be damned careful what she said and try to use tact as best she could since we were Yankees in their territory.
When we got there it was a plenty large man and his late teen daughter that probably saw no one but us the entire morning.
I explained our situation and the guy immediately goes out and fires up an old farm tractor, pulls it up to the door and hollers in "let's go."

He pulls the car the entire length of the road, a good 250 feet.
I follow him back to the station and ask how much? He says nothin. I tried to give him $10 (that was something back then) & he would not take it.

Meanwhile I notice wifey having a great time with the guy's daughter, laughing and carrying on next to the pot belly stove.
I said c'mon we gotta get moovin. She gives me this look "we gotta go already?"

they will help you any way they can as long as you are headed north....

[KG4CGC]

they will help you any way they can as long as you are headed north....
True but Bill's story is also reflective of truth.

[WØTKX]

Meanwhile, back to the 44G's. Did that make both your backs hurt?

[kc7jty]

they will help you any way they can as long as you are headed north....

There was none of that in these 2. I was ashamed for believing the stereotype.

[kb2crk]

well you were in North Carolina. the stereotype is all too true in NE GA. a lot worse in the small towns. i have watched southern hospitality at its finest. sweet as can be to your face but the second you turn your back, watch out. this is true across the board and does not just apply to yankees. they do it to each other.. the further north you get the less you see of this crap.

every once in a while you will run into just a good soul and they are some that would help anyone out in a bind.

[kb2crk]

Meanwhile, back to the 44G's. Did that make both your backs hurt?

only when i had to help carry them.

[N2CHX]

only when i had to help carry them.

Hi res pics or.....

[kb2crk]

Hi res pics or.....

she got them in the divorce. odds are good there are some on the web as she did have a few sites at one time.

[KA5PIU]

WTF?

Hello.

Ding! Ding! Ding! +1000! +1000 +1000,.
I come up with some odd stuff but do have my limits!

[kb2crk]

Hello.

Ding! Ding! Ding! +1000! +1000 +1000,.
I come up with some odd stuff but do have my limits!


i do believe that you saying you come up with odd stuff is a serious under statement....

[N2CHX]

i do believe that you saying you come up with odd stuff is a serious under statement....

+1000

:lol:

[PA5COR]

i do believe that you saying you come up with odd stuff is a EPIC under statement....

Fixed it for you

[KA5PIU]

i do believe that you saying you come up with odd stuff is a serious under statement....

Hello.

Totally untrue, I am not serious about anything. ;)

[kb2crk]

Fixed it for you


Hello.

Totally untrue, I am not serious about anything. ;)

dont worry about that rudy COR fixed it.....

[KA5PIU]

dont worry about that rudy COR fixed it.....

Hello.


3586

[NQ6U]

BHs (black helicopters) are standing by.

(I don't think I need to tell anyone what model they are...)

[N2CHX]

BHs (black helicopters) are standing by.

(I don't think I need to tell anyone what model they are...)

Do those come in black? Better yet, do they come with a black APU?

[kb2crk]

Do those come in black? Better yet, do they come with a black APU?

the apu is pink as per rudy's specs...

[W7XF]

I think I know who has the next appointment on the coochie......
and I don't think it's me.

[kb2crk]

I think I know who has the next appointment on the coochie......
and I don't think it's me.

no its not you. and since it has been 24 hours since i last received a question it is now cow pies... oops, rudy's turn on the coochie

[W7XF]

I predict epic lulz ahead.