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W5RB
11-04-2010, 07:46 PM
http://robonaut.jsc.nasa.gov/images/Robonaut2-20-pound-2.jpg


http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2010/29apr10_r2/

NQ6U
11-04-2010, 07:48 PM
I heard Rudy was going along for the ride. Is that true?

W5RB
11-04-2010, 07:53 PM
Nah , when you're weightless , there is no heavy equipment to operate .

N2NH
11-04-2010, 09:30 PM
Wow! Now they're outsourcing Astronauts too. Or is it computerizing?

KG4CGC
11-04-2010, 10:04 PM
Wow! Now they're outsourcing Astronauts too. Or is it computerizing?
Astroautomanauts.

N2NH
11-04-2010, 10:12 PM
Astroautomanauts.

Well if it doesn't work they can always sell it to Christine O'DumDum as a 'man' friend.

KG4CGC
11-04-2010, 10:18 PM
Well if it doesn't work they can always sell it to Christine O'DumDum as a 'man' friend.
Dude! We could start with two or three of them and rent them out by the hour! Look what this place does! NSFW link.
http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/

N2NH
11-04-2010, 10:43 PM
Dude! We could start with two or three of them and rent them out by the hour! Look what this place does! NSFW link.
http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/

Woah! I think we should start with one based on a movie star and the second model on Secretariat...

It would definitely have the horses.

KG4CGC
11-04-2010, 10:48 PM
Woah! I think we should start with one based on a movie star and the second model on Secretariat...

It would definitely have the horses.Need to hire some staff to clean the equipment.

N2NH
11-04-2010, 11:04 PM
Need to hire some staff to clean the equipment.

Somehow I don't think that'll be the big problem...
http://i51.tinypic.com/2lvg21i.jpg

KG4CGC
11-04-2010, 11:09 PM
LOL! That's for 50's robots.

N2NH
11-04-2010, 11:15 PM
LOL! That's for 50's robots.

Or for the special "A Day with Secretariat."

http://richmondthenandnow.com/Images/Famous-People/Secretariat.jpg

KG4CGC
11-04-2010, 11:20 PM
OH! The Paladino thing! Now I get it!

N2NH
11-04-2010, 11:35 PM
For the "Maverick" in your life. ;)

N2CHX
11-05-2010, 07:34 AM
Dude! We could start with two or three of them and rent them out by the hour! Look what this place does! NSFW link.
http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/

Ewwwwwwww!

W3WN
11-05-2010, 07:48 AM
The R2 is destined for failure.

It may have been designed by NASA, but it was built by GM.

N2CHX
11-05-2010, 07:55 AM
The R2 is destined for failure.

It may have been designed by NASA, but it was built by GM.

So, expect his ass to rust out within two years?

W1GUH
11-05-2010, 08:01 AM
Seems to me an "R2" robot would only be half a robot.

The only robot that really matters....

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/21/robots_n_chicks_1.jpg

He can also make all the booze you want....could probably produce some bud, too.

N2NH
11-05-2010, 10:53 AM
Seems to me an "R2" robot would only be half a robot.

The only robot that really matters....

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/21/robots_n_chicks_1.jpg

He can also make all the booze you want....could probably produce some bud, too.

ONOZ! They're mechanizing shoe salesmen. What will foot fetish dudes do for a living now?

W3WN
11-05-2010, 12:48 PM
So, expect his ass to rust out within two years?
To say nothing of how they're going to get warranty service. Especially if R2 was built under the auspices of Saturn, Hummer, or Pontiac.

W1GUH
11-05-2010, 12:59 PM
Hummer robot?

W3WN
11-05-2010, 01:01 PM
Hummer robot?

I know. Don't go there.

w2amr
11-05-2010, 03:15 PM
I heard Rudy was going along for the ride. Is that true?Ride? Hell, He designed it. The clearances are a little loose , but it is in spec.

K7SGJ
11-05-2010, 03:53 PM
Hello.

Good-bye