Touch me like that again, and you better propose marriage...

[W4RLR]

TSA now does more "thorough" pat down searches.

Assume the position (http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2010/10/assume-the-position-tsa-begins-new-ball-busting-patdowns.ars?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss)

[K7SGJ]

TSA The new "nutters".

[NA4BH]

TSA

Testicles
Snatch
Anus

[KG4CGC]

I think they enjoy their jobs too much, and that's sick.

[n2ize]

Hey, if the TSA dudes have nothing better to do then feel me up and rub my nuts then they are the ones with some major issues. What comes next on the TSA agenda ?? Bend over for BUBBA ?

[W3WN]

I was out of work when the TSA was first hiring for Pittsburgh International.

But hard as it is to believe, even I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.

[kc7jty]

President Obama has promised we won't allow the terrorists to change our life style.

[w6tmi]

President Obama has promised we won't allow the terrorists to change our life style.

Much as I dont like obama bush started that tsa, dhs bullshit.

More bureaucracy.. gg so called "conservative"

[WØTKX]

I suggest underwear with satirical messages for the viewers...
This could be a big craze for TV-Infomercials.

Get your Freedom Shorts now, operators are standing by!

[kc7jty]

Freedom shorts

[KG4CGC]

The new magical underwear for New America.

[n6hcm]

so react in kind. if they're going to feel you up then make the appropriate sound effects. all this crap does is hassle honest people ... at least twice: when they pay for it, and when they get it.

[kc7jty]

The new magical underwear for New America.

skid resistant

[kc7jty]

so react in kind. if they're going to feel you up then make the appropriate sound effects. all this crap does is hassle honest people ... at least twice: when they pay for it, and when they get it.

and we deserve every ounce.

[KA5PIU]

Hello.

When things were really low I actually applied for TSA.
The Census jobs came out and I took that instead.

[N7RJD]

Touch me like that again, and you better propose marriage...

Just stay away from construction sites in and around San Antonio, TX and you should be ok.

[NQ6U]

I think you could be on to something here with Freedom Shorts. If you don't start marketing them, I may.

[kb2vxa]

My nuts itch.

Not anymore!

[WØTKX]

Freedom Shorts by HamIsland.net :bbh:

Oh looky, good stuff here: http://www.freedomshorts.com/

[w2amr]

President Obama has promised we won't allow the terrorists to change our life style.He was taking about him and his family.

[N2CHX]

I dated a girl who worked for the TSA. She was one crazy, sadistic biotch.

[W3WN]

President Obama has promised we won't allow the terrorists to change our life style.
And that's exactly right. That's their job.

[NQ6U]

You should have seen the TSA guy--for whom English was obviously a second language--trying to figure out what to do with the MFJ combination code practice oscillator/key (a gift for my father) that I had in my carry-on bag on my last trip to San Francisco. Woo-hoo, what fun. I'm glad I got to the airport early. Freakin' morons, every single one of 'em.

[w3bny]

Phht...y'all please make up yer freekin minds! First y'all bitch how there is no security and some raghead with a box cutter fooks up a whole plane. Then you all bitch how you cant get on a plane without someone rubbing yer junk.

Security...you want it or not.

[W3WN]

You have a point Ren.

The problem, as I see it, is that TSA and related alphabet agencies haven't really, truly sat down and thought about the best ways to implement, top to bottom, airport security.

Everything has the feel of being slapped together, from knee jerk reactions. And IMHO, the terrorists are laughing their assets off at the hoops that they've managed to make us jump through, all in the hopes of giving the population the illusion of security.

Of course, every (and I do mean EVERY) time she flies, my mother-in-law is singled out for a hand search. I will refrain from the obvious wisecrack... seriously, does a 72 year old overweight woman of Italian descent look so dangerous that EVERY SINGLE FRAKIN TIME she's pulled out of line for a search? C'mon.

[KG4CGC]

Ron, perhaps she is simply being singled out for being fat.
(runs at fuck speed)

[W3WN]

I'm not going there.

But I'll tell you, on our trip to & from Dallas, it seemed that the older and more heavyset the female of the species was, the more likely they were to be pulled aside.

[kf0rt]

TSA dudes have a fat fetish?

[W3WN]

Many of them have a fetish... often more than one. I'll leave it at that.

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs