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W4RLR
10-29-2010, 10:16 PM
TSA now does more "thorough" pat down searches.

Assume the position (http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2010/10/assume-the-position-tsa-begins-new-ball-busting-patdowns.ars?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss)

K7SGJ
10-29-2010, 10:22 PM
TSA The new "nutters".

NA4BH
10-29-2010, 10:24 PM
TSA

Testicles
Snatch
Anus

KG4CGC
10-29-2010, 10:30 PM
I think they enjoy their jobs too much, and that's sick.

n2ize
10-29-2010, 10:37 PM
Hey, if the TSA dudes have nothing better to do then feel me up and rub my nuts then they are the ones with some major issues. What comes next on the TSA agenda ?? Bend over for BUBBA ?

W3WN
10-29-2010, 10:47 PM
I was out of work when the TSA was first hiring for Pittsburgh International.

But hard as it is to believe, even I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.

kc7jty
10-29-2010, 11:26 PM
President Obama has promised we won't allow the terrorists to change our life style.

w6tmi
10-29-2010, 11:31 PM
President Obama has promised we won't allow the terrorists to change our life style.

Much as I dont like obama bush started that tsa, dhs bullshit.

More bureaucracy.. gg so called "conservative"

WØTKX
10-29-2010, 11:32 PM
I suggest underwear with satirical messages for the viewers...
This could be a big craze for TV-Infomercials.

Get your Freedom Shorts now, operators are standing by!

kc7jty
10-30-2010, 01:23 AM
Freedom shorts

KG4CGC
10-30-2010, 01:43 AM
The new magical underwear for New America.

n6hcm
10-30-2010, 02:06 AM
so react in kind. if they're going to feel you up then make the appropriate sound effects. all this crap does is hassle honest people ... at least twice: when they pay for it, and when they get it.

kc7jty
10-30-2010, 02:08 AM
The new magical underwear for New America.

skid resistant

kc7jty
10-30-2010, 02:09 AM
so react in kind. if they're going to feel you up then make the appropriate sound effects. all this crap does is hassle honest people ... at least twice: when they pay for it, and when they get it.

and we deserve every ounce.

KA5PIU
10-30-2010, 07:09 AM
Hello.

When things were really low I actually applied for TSA.
The Census jobs came out and I took that instead.

N7RJD
10-30-2010, 07:11 AM
Touch me like that again, and you better propose marriage...

Just stay away from construction sites in and around San Antonio, TX and you should be ok.

NQ6U
10-30-2010, 01:02 PM
I think you could be on to something here with Freedom Shorts. If you don't start marketing them, I may.

kb2vxa
10-30-2010, 06:09 PM
My nuts itch.

Not anymore!

WØTKX
10-30-2010, 11:17 PM
Freedom Shorts by HamIsland.net :bbh:

Oh looky, good stuff here: http://www.freedomshorts.com/

w2amr
10-31-2010, 05:34 AM
President Obama has promised we won't allow the terrorists to change our life style.He was taking about him and his family.

N2CHX
10-31-2010, 07:19 AM
I dated a girl who worked for the TSA. She was one crazy, sadistic biotch.

W3WN
11-01-2010, 12:20 PM
President Obama has promised we won't allow the terrorists to change our life style.
And that's exactly right. That's their job.

NQ6U
11-01-2010, 12:29 PM
You should have seen the TSA guy--for whom English was obviously a second language--trying to figure out what to do with the MFJ combination code practice oscillator/key (a gift for my father) that I had in my carry-on bag on my last trip to San Francisco. Woo-hoo, what fun. I'm glad I got to the airport early. Freakin' morons, every single one of 'em.

w3bny
11-01-2010, 01:05 PM
Phht...y'all please make up yer freekin minds! First y'all bitch how there is no security and some raghead with a box cutter fooks up a whole plane. Then you all bitch how you cant get on a plane without someone rubbing yer junk.

Security...you want it or not.

W3WN
11-01-2010, 01:13 PM
You have a point Ren.

The problem, as I see it, is that TSA and related alphabet agencies haven't really, truly sat down and thought about the best ways to implement, top to bottom, airport security.

Everything has the feel of being slapped together, from knee jerk reactions. And IMHO, the terrorists are laughing their assets off at the hoops that they've managed to make us jump through, all in the hopes of giving the population the illusion of security.

Of course, every (and I do mean EVERY) time she flies, my mother-in-law is singled out for a hand search. I will refrain from the obvious wisecrack... seriously, does a 72 year old overweight woman of Italian descent look so dangerous that EVERY SINGLE FRAKIN TIME she's pulled out of line for a search? C'mon.

KG4CGC
11-01-2010, 02:20 PM
Ron, perhaps she is simply being singled out for being fat.
(runs at fuck speed)

W3WN
11-01-2010, 02:40 PM
I'm not going there.

But I'll tell you, on our trip to & from Dallas, it seemed that the older and more heavyset the female of the species was, the more likely they were to be pulled aside.

kf0rt
11-01-2010, 03:09 PM
TSA dudes have a fat fetish?

W3WN
11-01-2010, 03:30 PM
Many of them have a fetish... often more than one. I'll leave it at that.

WØTKX
11-01-2010, 04:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs