View Full Version : Laptops with WiFi cause sperm damage
kf0rt
10-27-2010, 12:37 PM
http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=160158&catid=339
And if you set it to rushlimbaugh.com, you get brain damage too.
w3bny
10-27-2010, 12:58 PM
Im fixed...who cares :yum:
kf0rt
10-27-2010, 01:04 PM
Me too, but for some of the young 'uns out there... :yes:
KG4CGC
10-27-2010, 01:09 PM
Are lap tops the new monster under the bed? Back in my day, we had real monsters like LSD and Black Pete.
kf0rt
10-27-2010, 01:11 PM
What's Black Pete?
w3bny
10-27-2010, 01:21 PM
What's Black Pete?
A "toy" that takes 3 lantern batteries and a quart of astroglide to operate :wtf:
KG4CGC
10-27-2010, 01:37 PM
Originally from Spainlore, Black Pete was the guy who would come over at Christmas and kidnap you if you did not behave all year long. He was the somewhat antithesis of Santa Claus or Father Christmas as they say over there (Papa Noel).
w3bny
10-27-2010, 01:45 PM
Originally from Spainlore, Black Pete was the guy who would come over at Christmas and kidnap you if you did not behave all year long. He was the somewhat antithesis of Santa Claus or Father Christmas as they say over there (Papa Noel).
Not as colorful as my answer but I guess it will work.
KG4CGC
10-27-2010, 01:49 PM
Not as colorful as my answer but I guess it will work.
OH, you mean the Mandingo Dildo version? No. Not nearly as colorful.
w3bny
10-27-2010, 01:53 PM
OH, you mean the Mandingo Dildo version? No. Not nearly as colorful.
Mandingo?!?!
Cup-o-coffee...and wipers...U O ME
A "toy" that takes 3 lantern batteries and a quart of astroglide to operate :wtf:
That's the "Junior" model. The full model uses a Harley motor and requires a 55 gallon drum of Astroglide for safe operation. I suggest that you spring for the "Deluxe" version--it comes with electric start.
PA5COR
10-27-2010, 02:19 PM
Santa Claus and black Pete, Dutch festivities.
Actually we have Sinterklaas, with Black Pete, or zwarte piet, and the Christmas man Kerstman.
You adopted our Santaclaus for Xmas, and we imported your deranged "Kerstman" here, so we actually have 2 parties to do, 5th of December and 1st Xmas day.
Eat that :yum:
w6tmi
10-27-2010, 02:42 PM
Im fixed...who cares :yum:
Me too.. Or.. err, perhaps that's "broken".
w3bny
10-27-2010, 03:12 PM
Me too.. Or.. err, perhaps that's "broken".
You too? and you call yourself a "fertility shaman" lol
KG4CGC
10-27-2010, 03:26 PM
You too? and you call yourself a "fertility shaman" lol
He keeps a jar in the cooler so, he's covered.
w3bny
10-27-2010, 07:14 PM
He keeps a jar in the cooler so, he's covered.
HAHAHAHA...ewwww...HAHAHAHA
The simple solution to this "problem" is to not place a laptop on one's lap...
I've never had the occasion to test the function of my sperm.....
W4RLR
10-27-2010, 10:48 PM
Im fixed...who cares :yum:Ditto. I got a steak dinner afterward and two days of home recuperation. Two bad those days were Saturday and Sunday.
W4RLR
10-27-2010, 10:49 PM
Santa Claus and black Pete, Dutch festivities.
Actually we have Sinterklaas, with Black Pete, or zwarte piet, and the Christmas man Kerstman.
You adopted our Santaclaus for Xmas, and we imported your deranged "Kerstman" here, so we actually have 2 parties to do, 5th of December and 1st Xmas day.
Eat that :yum:My daughter still misses that. She went to the village school in Terschuur for a year and could speak Dutch with her friends very well. She lived for the holiday season.
Laptops with WiFi cause sperm damage
So it's very important to keep your laptop away from your whale.
n6hcm
10-28-2010, 05:45 AM
who in their right mind runs their laptop in their lap? they run too hot to do this practically .. perhaps this is darwinism in action?!?
W1GUH
10-28-2010, 07:33 AM
That's the "Junior" model. The full model uses a Harley motor and requires a 55 gallon drum of Astroglide for safe operation. I suggest that you spring for the "Deluxe" version--it comes with electric start.
I'll take the monstrous wheel anyday.
Around and round went the monstrous wheel
And in and out went the [] of steel.
The whole freaquin' issue was run by steam.
Man...they just don't make college drinking songs like that anymore. Matter of fact, they don't make toys like that either!
N2CHX
10-28-2010, 07:38 AM
Maybe this explains teabaggers?
w3bny
10-28-2010, 07:47 AM
Seriously, When I use a laptop...on my lap...I went to the dollar store and got a cheepie plastic cutting board to put across my lap and the heat source off my lap. As the man says, it aint rocket science folks.
N2CHX
10-28-2010, 07:48 AM
Seriously, When I use a laptop...on my lap...I went to the dollar store and got a cheepie plastic cutting board to put across my lap and the heat source off my lap. As the man says, it aint rocket science folks.
Well, I can't say it's something *I* particularly worry about. lol
w3bny
10-28-2010, 08:19 AM
Well, I can't say it's something *I* particularly worry about. lol
Not anymore anyway. :yum:
W1GUH
10-28-2010, 01:13 PM
'Way back when, I actually took a look through my microscope. Yep, the look just like the pix!
'Way back when, I actually took a look through my microscope. Yep, the look just like the pix!
I did that too! Must have been around 14 or so.
w3bny
10-28-2010, 01:51 PM
I did that too! Must have been around 14 or so.
ORLY... Miss July involved with this "mini-csi" project perhaps
W1GUH
10-28-2010, 02:29 PM
At that age it didn't take all that. The sunday magazine supplement...department store ad...whatever!
w3bny
10-28-2010, 02:44 PM
At that age it didn't take all that. The sunday magazine supplement...department store ad...whatever!
yeah...Velma did it for me...ALOT! :heart::heart::heart:
Mmm..delicious sweater puppehs! (rule 34 FTW!!)
W1GUH
10-28-2010, 02:48 PM
Ahhhh....my first was Annette on the Mickey Mouse Club!
http://www.filmsinreview.com/wp-images/2008/12/annetteclub.jpg
w3bny
10-28-2010, 02:52 PM
They didnt call her Annette "Fullojello" for nothin!
KG4CGC
10-28-2010, 02:54 PM
Oh so, if a girl does it then she's a slut and if a boy does it he's the BMOC. I get it.
w3bny
10-28-2010, 02:54 PM
Oh so, if a girl does it then she's a slut and if a boy does it he's the BMOC. I get it.
whut I miss here...
KG4CGC
10-28-2010, 03:05 PM
whut I miss here...
I dunno, Annette.
KG4CGC
10-28-2010, 03:05 PM
I thought you were calling her a sperm dumpster. Even if you were, she should be commended.
ORLY... Miss July involved with this "mini-csi" project perhaps
It's certainly possible, I can't remember the details. Hell, I can hardly remember ever being 14.
w6tmi
10-28-2010, 09:08 PM
You too? and you call yourself a "fertility shaman" lol
Well, I never claimed to be a GOOD fertility shaman!
Ditto on eww on jar! lol!
kd8dey
10-28-2010, 09:41 PM
That's the "Junior" model. The full model uses a Harley motor and requires a 55 gallon drum of Astroglide for safe operation. I suggest that you spring for the "Deluxe" version--it comes with electric start.
That would be the 5hp model with chain brake
Made by Black & Decker??
Well, if you use laptops wrong, you can get a lot worse than some mangled sperm.
That would be the 5hp model with chain brake 425 hp model with Jake brake
Made by Black & Decker Caterpillar??
Fixed for you!!!!! But I'm skeered of that one!!!!
KG4CGC
10-30-2010, 12:17 AM
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK?"
FIRETRUCK!
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