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KG4CGC
10-18-2010, 09:30 PM
... on the couch?
I believe our good friend John, N2IZE was the last one and either you, John, need to pick someone or someone needs to volunteer.
Remember folks, if you get chosen, you don't have to participate if you are not comfortable and you may simply pass it on and pick someone. You may also set the level of depth for the questions.
Who is it going to be, John? Or, who is it going to be, Board?
kc7jty
10-19-2010, 01:16 AM
or someone needs to volunteer.
Who in their right mind would do a fool thing like that?
"first we got the bomb and that was good"
"because we love peace and motherhood"
"then Russia got the bomb, but that's Ok"
"the balance of power is maintained that way"
"Who's Next?"
kc7jty
10-19-2010, 02:09 AM
Los Chinos
Los Chinos
'they can't wipe us out for at least 5 years"
Who's Next.
kc7jty
10-19-2010, 02:43 AM
http://www.aptusit.com/MarylandforBush/GeorgeLauraBush.jpg
kf0rt
10-19-2010, 05:35 AM
http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/1921/product_medium/MUDD54.JPG
w3bny
10-19-2010, 07:53 AM
What's this couch stuff. And if you think your gonna get couch snugglies from bunneh...with out paying a fee...you are sadly mistaken...freeks.
What's this couch stuff. And if you think your gonna get couch snugglies from bunneh...with out paying a fee...you are sadly mistaken...freeks.
Howwzat Billy Gibbons says ? "I said , Lord , take me downtown , I'm just lookin' for some plush ."
I liked the bunneh blog Ren, a shame there is nothing new for 3/4 of a year now matey..............
WØTKX
10-19-2010, 09:51 AM
Yea, that's the ticket. Send cute furry bunny pics, and he might open up... :snicker:
http://oi32.tinypic.com/bgtm41.jpg
Who in their right mind would do a fool thing like that?
Waydaminit... are you implying that any of us are in our right minds?
Waydaminit... are you implying that any of us are in our right minds?
Sacrilege....
w3bny
10-19-2010, 12:55 PM
I liked the bunneh blog Ren, a shame there is nothing new for 3/4 of a year now matey..............
I know...I know...sigh..just been so buzy....that and i didnt know I had a fan base/following.:ugh:
WØTKX
10-19-2010, 01:02 PM
I was famous for 5 seconds on your blog for that homeless shelter design info. :mrgreen:
n2ize
10-19-2010, 06:20 PM
... on the couch?
I believe our good friend John, N2IZE was the last one and either you, John, need to pick someone or someone needs to volunteer.
Remember folks, if you get chosen, you don't have to participate if you are not comfortable and you may simply pass it on and pick someone. You may also set the level of depth for the questions.
Who is it going to be, John? Or, who is it going to be, Board?
yes, I was the last one picked. But unfortunately I wasn't very interesting. I didn't know I had to pick the next victim. So, since I have to then, how about you ? If you please, of course and, if you haven't been picked already. Otherwise chose another. Or we can do eeny meanie meine mow.
Wasn't Charles already on the couch? As I recall, he was the first or second one, in fact.
WØTKX
10-19-2010, 06:54 PM
Tag, you're it! :snicker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Uv6vD4v1A
KG4CGC
10-19-2010, 08:28 PM
I was the first couch.
Was it Adams Family or Munsters that had that chair that would try to wrap itself around you? Creepy!
Cow-chee Cow-chee time!
KA5PIU
10-19-2010, 09:13 PM
Hello.
Why would I want a couch?
I want a TACO!!!!!!!!!!
WØTKX
10-19-2010, 09:40 PM
Chairy at the Play House...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiDHUNiurqY
n2ize
10-20-2010, 06:45 PM
Wasn't Charles already on the couch? As I recall, he was the first or second one, in fact.
Have you been "on the couch" yet ? Perhaps now is the time to become famous. :)
Have you been "on the couch" yet ? Perhaps now is the time to become famous. :)
Your call. I'm not volunteering.
KC2RPP
10-20-2010, 08:02 PM
ill volunteer
Hmmmmm.... I smell a set-up here.... and hey guy... LTNS!
KG4CGC
10-20-2010, 08:25 PM
ill volunteer
BTW, happy belated bidet.
N2CHX
10-21-2010, 11:40 AM
http://forums.hamisland.net/image.php?u=51&type=sigpic&dateline=1272834813
Good idea. And always be gentle.
http://forums.hamisland.net/image.php?u=51&type=sigpic&dateline=1272834813
Good idea. And always be gentle.
I'm always gentle...... unless that's not what she likes.... ;) :rofl:
N2CHX
10-21-2010, 11:59 AM
I'm always gentle...... unless that's not what she likes.... ;) :rofl:
Corsets, leather, whips and chains!
Corsets, leather, whips and chains!
It's a cinch!
Corsets, leather, whips and chains!
Be still my throbbing...... never mind..... :rofl:
N2CHX
10-21-2010, 12:43 PM
Be still my throbbing...... never mind..... :rofl:
Whoa! Down boy! :lol:
http://psychsurvivor2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dog-hump-cat-head.jpg
N2CHX
10-21-2010, 12:44 PM
It's a cinch!
Cinched... Nice and tight.
K7SGJ
10-21-2010, 12:45 PM
Well rough me up.
KC2UGV
10-21-2010, 12:47 PM
So, I'm still not sure whose turn is next? Kelli's? Jim's?
So, I'm still not sure whose turn is next? Kelli's? Jim's?
I think that would be determined by if Kelli wants to be top or bottom. :rofl:
I think that would be determined by if Kelli wants to be top or bottom. :rofl:
Must...resist....
Must...resist....
Chicken Shit.... :rofl: :rofl:
w3bny
10-21-2010, 02:07 PM
Be still my throbbing...... never mind..... :rofl:
I'll get the waterhose...
I think that would be determined by if Kelli wants to be top or bottom. :rofl:
Has anyone ever told you that you have a dirty mind?
Keep up the good work!
Corsets, leather, whips and chains!
Reminds me of a card I once saw at a Spencer's in the mall
Sticks and Stones
Can Break My Bones
But Whips & Chains
Excite me!
N2CHX
10-21-2010, 03:34 PM
I think that would be determined by if Kelli wants to be top or bottom. :rofl:
You couldn't handle me big boy. I'd be the death of you. :lol:
You couldn't handle me big boy. I'd be the death of you. :lol:
If I hadn't gotten married in August, I might have taken up that challenge. ;) :lol:
OMG!!!!! My virgin eyes!!!!! :monkeydance: :rofl: :twisted:
N2CHX
10-21-2010, 05:10 PM
If I hadn't gotten married in August, I might have taken up that challenge. ;) :lol:
What? You mean you didn't have the polyamory clause added to your vows? Shame...
Kelli.... Dunno what you think, but to me James is HAWT!!!!!!! Go for it!!!!! :monkeydance:
KC2UGV
10-21-2010, 07:42 PM
OMG!!!!! My virgin eyes!!!!! :monkeydance: :rofl: :twisted:
Oh gawsh! You'd be fine with it if Kelli was a guy :lol:
N2CHX
10-21-2010, 08:06 PM
Kelli.... Dunno what you think, but to me James is HAWT!!!!!!! Go for it!!!!! :monkeydance:
Well damn, I would but he's already taken. Since August apparently. Who knew?
OMG!!!!! My virgin eyes!!!!! :monkeydance: :rofl: :twisted:
You have something left on you that's virgin? :wtf:
Who'da thunk it...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
What? You mean you didn't have the polyamory clause added to your vows? Shame...
Unfortunately, no. :evil:
N2CHX
10-21-2010, 08:47 PM
Unfortunately, no. :evil:
Tsk tsk... I did.
Oh gawsh! You'd be fine with it if Kelli was a guy :lol:
Be nice...Kelli is my fag hag!!!!!!!!!! :spin:
KC2UGV
10-21-2010, 09:35 PM
Be nice...Kelli is my fag hag!!!!!!!!!! :spin:
Ok, you're excused then for not wishing it :) If you're ever in the Buffalo area, I know at least one fag hag (Short of Kelli) who would want to take you out on the town :)
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 03:44 AM
Ok, you're excused then for not wishing it :) If you're ever in the Buffalo area, I know at least one fag hag (Short of Kelli) who would want to take you out on the town :)
Hey now! I have first dibs.
KC2UGV
10-22-2010, 06:20 AM
Hey now! I have first dibs.
I figured you and De would both be wing women :)
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 06:44 AM
I figured you and De would both be wing women :)
Only if I get De for dessert.
Only if I get De for dessert.
First two letters, so you're partway there already ... :whistle:
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 07:16 AM
First two letters, so you're partway there already ... :whistle:
Nah, De would never go for me. I'm a ham op who hangs out here. You should see the eye-rolls if Corey and I ever talk about anything hammy. Corey's De and my D both give us the evil eye, which is usually followed by a large swig of a readily available libation.
W1GUH
10-22-2010, 07:30 AM
Sounds like a buncha us want to be on the casting couch. So...what's the part, and what's it pay? Re: dirty mind -- "A gutter is a terrible thing to waste" or "If you see a gutter, get in it."
BTW...that UPS pic...what kind of "parts" in the top ...ahem.... box?
http://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=3434&d=1287747491&thumb=1
I've got a load I'd like to deliver to her. :evil: :muhahaha:
You should see the eye-rolls if Corey and I ever talk about anything hammy. Corey's De and my D both give us the evil eye, which is usually followed by a large swig of a readily available libation.
I'm sure I could have a bit of fun with that.
Of course, I manage to lose most folks about 30 seconds into a technical discussion (which is the intended outcome). If anything, such a conversation can effectively be used as a room-clearing technique. :snicker:
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 08:45 AM
I've got a load I'd like to deliver to her.
But you're married. :muhahaha:
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 08:49 AM
I'm sure I could have a bit of fun with that.
Of course, I manage to lose most folks about 30 seconds into a technical discussion (which is the intended outcome). If anything, such a conversation can effectively be used as a room-clearing technique. :snicker:
Funny enough, sometimes people ask me techie things and I'm not in the mood to talk about them so I go completely geek on them so they just go quiet and I'm off the hook.
WØTKX
10-22-2010, 08:51 AM
Just go oddly catatonic, and say a bunch of random zeros and ones.
10010111010100010001010100010101010111101001010101 010...
Excellent birth control. :yes:
But you're married. :muhahaha:
And your point would be..... ?
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 09:08 AM
And your point would be..... ?
Well, that was your excuse yesterday. Just sayin'
Well, that was your excuse yesterday. Just sayin'
That was before the UPS girl showed up.
Well, that was your excuse yesterday. Just sayin'
Having the UPS lady stop by is a hell of a lot more manageable than trying to explain traveling 5 hours (each way) to upstate NY. ;) :lol:
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 09:33 AM
That was before the UPS girl showed up.
Slighted for the UPS girl. Hummph!
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 09:35 AM
Having the UPS lady stop by is a hell of a lot more manageable than trying to explain traveling 5 hours (each way) to upstate NY. ;) :lol:
Somehow I think your new wifey would have your dick in a box either way. And not in a good way either, and not the kind of box you're thinking.
KC2UGV
10-22-2010, 09:38 AM
Only if I get De for dessert.
That's on her :)
Somehow I think your new wifey would have your dick in a box either way. And not in a good way either, and not the kind of box you're thinking.
"...she had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick...
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick!"
kf0rt
10-22-2010, 09:45 AM
Jeeeeeeebus...
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 09:46 AM
That's on her :)
Haha! I should be so lucky. :geek:
And BTW don't tell her I said this stuff or she'll probably never talk to me again, lol.
W1GUH
10-22-2010, 09:46 AM
The roar of raging hormones. :popcorn::monkeydance::bbh::cheers: Can be deafening.
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 09:46 AM
"...she had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick...
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick!"
Wow, that sounds painful.
KC2UGV
10-22-2010, 09:51 AM
Haha! I should be so lucky. :geek:
And BTW don't tell her I said this stuff or she'll probably never talk to me again, lol.
Funny you say that. I was debating sending her a link over to here so she can see what shite us hams chat about :lol:
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 09:59 AM
Funny you say that. I was debating sending her a link over to here so she can see what shite us hams chat about :lol:
Oh gawd no. I value her as a friend way too much to have her know I think she's yummy. You can keep that between us, as if you likely didn't know already...
Slighted for the UPS girl. Hummph!
Can you really blame me?
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 10:03 AM
Can you really blame me?
That's just not nice.
"... but now it shoots too quick!"
Sounds like a personal problem..... one that I am not familiar with..... :rofl:
Funny you say that. I was debating sending her a link over to here so she can see what shite us Mis-Fit hams chat about :lol:
You left out a very important word. ;) :lol:
That's just not nice.
Oh, please.....
Tell me that if something like that showed up at your door, you wouldn't. :bs:
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 10:10 AM
Oh, please.....
Tell me that if something like that showed up at your door, you wouldn't.
I like my cake and my steak.
Actually, I probably wouldn't. I don't find her all that attractive. That's just me.
Can you really blame me?
Guaranteed to get your load delivered to the desired place , provided that your package meets the standards .
:spin::hyper::giggity::
Guaranteed to get your load delivered to the desired place , provided that your package meets the standards .
:spin::hyper::giggity::
:rofl: :rofl:
Not a problem.
:rofl: :rofl:
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 10:19 AM
:rofl: :rofl:
Not a problem.
:rofl: :rofl:
What can Brown do for you?
Sounds like a personal problem..... one that I am not familiar with..... :rofl:
See Frank Zappa's "Bobby Brown" for an explanation. ;)
What can Brown do for you?
They're also known as "United Package Smashers", so I'd be watchin' my juzzunk if I were in that situation...
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 10:31 AM
They're also known as "United Package Smashers", so I'd be watchin' my juzzunk if I were in that situation...
Hmmmm.... My box might enjoy getting smashed a bit.
Hmmmm.... My box might enjoy getting smashed a bit.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
suddenseer
10-22-2010, 10:56 AM
Going for the PG-13 rating, I see. I was hoping maybe a soft "R". Oh well, life is fun today.
Going for the PG-13 rating, I see. I was hoping maybe a soft "R". Oh well, life is fun today.
Give it time. Of course, alcohol would help speed things along. :whistle:
kd8dey
10-22-2010, 11:08 AM
Just go oddly catatonic, and say a bunch of random zeros and ones.
10010111010100010001010100010101010111101001010101 010...
Excellent birth control. :yes:
25D4454557A55 2
Give it time. Of course, alcohol would help speed things along. :whistle:
Is it time to get stupid ? I've found gin helps .
KC2UGV
10-22-2010, 11:13 AM
Give it time. Of course, alcohol would help speed things along. :whistle:
5 hours until happy hour starts in the US :)
Is it time to get stupid ? I've found gin helps .
I prefer vodka, Southern Comfort, Amaretto, Capt. Morgan.....
Meant to comment on this;
Somehow I think your new wifey would have your dick in a box either way. And not in a good way either, and not the kind of box you're thinking.
She's not all that "new". We've been together for 19 years and living together for about 18. This is her 2nd marriage; it's my first.
I prefer vodka, Southern Comfort, Amaretto, Capt. Morgan.....
I didn't say I necessarily prefer gin , just that it seems to have a special interaction with my body chemistry that creates an extra potent kind of stupid . Like the night i told the local MC Sergeant-at-Arms "....anytime you feel cocky , big boy." Twice.
I didn't say I necessarily prefer gin , just that it seems to have a special interaction with my body chemistry that creates an extra potent kind of stupid . Like the night i told the local MC Sergeant-at-Arms "....anytime you feel cocky , big boy." Twice.
Not exactly your finest hour? :rofl:
Perhaps one of the funniest. It was just the two of us , alone in my bar . He said something like "Man, you realize I have to do this " , almost apologetically . He hit me , I hit the floor . Never felt a thing . He helped me to my feet , and there was never a hint of hard feelings either way .
Perhaps one of the funniest. It was just the two of us , alone in my bar . He said something like "Man, you realize I have to do this " , almost apologetically . He hit me , I hit the floor . Never felt a thing . He helped me to my feet , and there was never a hint of hard feelings either way .
Our local MC is within stumbling distance of the house, and me and the prez go back to the late 70s...the CB craze.
He had a beautiful FT-101EE lineup and was seriously thinking about getting his ticket...until one rainy mid-80s Memorial Day happened along. His sump pump failed and he lost the entire ensemble in 2+ ft of water that collected in his basement - the station was packed away and stored on the basement floor.
KC2UGV
10-22-2010, 12:16 PM
Perhaps one of the funniest. It was just the two of us , alone in my bar . He said something like "Man, you realize I have to do this " , almost apologetically . He hit me , I hit the floor . Never felt a thing . He helped me to my feet , and there was never a hint of hard feelings either way .
Sounds like a fun night :)
KG4CGC
10-22-2010, 12:18 PM
Hope no one asked you anything and I also hope you didn't tell anyone anything as well.
Buying a bar from a motorcycle club was an education . I was in my mid-20s , single , and managed to cover my living expenses and keep a few hundred bucks in my pocket most times . The mid-80s was a time when taking advantage of social opportunities was low risk , so yeah , most nights were fun .
KG4CGC
10-22-2010, 12:37 PM
Buying a bar from a motorcycle club was an education . I was in my mid-20s , single , and managed to cover my living expenses and keep a few hundred bucks in my pocket most times . The mid-80s was a time when taking advantage of social opportunities was low risk , so yeah , most nights were fun .
Buying a bar in your mid 20's. That's every working man's dream. We discussed it many times after working 12 hour shifts in a 130 degree plastic extrusion plant. Blown extrusion, 450 degree exposed heaters, sections of traveling molten plastic suspended in the air, beams and support structures everywhere like a maze.
Hmmmm.... My box might enjoy getting smashed a bit.
I wonder how long THAT would last 'over there'.......
I wonder how long THAT would last 'over there'.......
A PT Boat would torpedo the thread in very short order.
A PT Boat would torpedo the thread in very short order.
About 8 pages ago.
A PT Boat would torpedo the thread in very short order.
Ah yes, the little man in the boat.......
N2CHX
10-22-2010, 06:38 PM
About 8 pages ago.
..and that's why we're here, not there. This place and you guys rock my socks off.
W4RLR
10-22-2010, 06:42 PM
"first we got the bomb and that was good"
"because we love peace and motherhood"
"then Russia got the bomb, but that's Ok"
"the balance of power is maintained that way"
"Who's Next?""Egypt's gonna get one, too!
Just to use on you know who!
So Israel's getting tense,
Wants one for self-defense
'The Lord Is My Shepherd' says the Psalm,
But just to make sure,
We're gonna get a bomb!"
W4RLR
10-22-2010, 06:47 PM
You couldn't handle me big boy. I'd be the death of you. :lol:But what a way to go! :rofl:
W4RLR
10-22-2010, 06:51 PM
I like my cake and my steak.
Actually, I probably wouldn't. I don't find her all that attractive. That's just me.Kelli, you're my kind of woman.
WØTKX
10-23-2010, 01:20 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qUFgpC2V7cc/TIB8C8-Hw6I/AAAAAAAAEQw/wcbgvqzh5xg/s1600/DSC05667.JPG
kc7jty
10-23-2010, 01:52 AM
Ah yes, the little man in the boat.......
Clint?
kc7jty
10-23-2010, 01:54 AM
"Egypt's gonna get one, too!
Just to use on you know who!
So Israel's getting tense,
Wants one for self-defense
'The Lord Is My Shepherd' says the Psalm,
But just to make sure,
We're gonna get a bomb!"
Israel had the bomb in the early 60s, maybe before.
Israel had the bomb in the early 60s, maybe before.
Best current guess is '67, though they probably had the specifications long before that.
"Egypt's gonna get one, too!
Just to use on you know who!
So Israel's getting tense,
Wants one for self-defense
'The Lord Is My Shepherd' says the Psalm,
But just to make sure,
We're gonna get a bomb!"
"Luxemborg is next to go,
and who knows maybe Monaco,
We'll try to stay serene and calm
when the Florida Panhandle gets the bomb"
Had to toss that in, Richard. :-D:-D:-D
Buying a bar in your mid 20's. That's every working man's dream.
I thought every working man's dream was marrying a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.
KG4CGC
10-23-2010, 06:04 PM
I thought every working man's dream was marrying a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.
There can be many dreams! That's swell!
kb2crk
10-23-2010, 06:33 PM
I thought every working man's dream was marrying a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.
my first wife was a nymphomaniac but did not own a liquor store. the bipolar shopping trips were interesting though..
kc7jty
10-23-2010, 10:50 PM
http://robertd.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/polar-bears-standing2.jpg
bi polar
KA5PIU
10-23-2010, 11:23 PM
Hello.
The last thing I wanted was to own a bar.
My adopted OM wanted to do that but discovered that he could not get an alcohol license.
He did the only real smart thing of his life, he finally went to work at a bar.
He could serve beer, that was his skill level.
After some real sweet thing came in, with her 2 brothers, he decided to try and hit on her.
They found him passed out on a broken toilet with a sink on top of him.
This was right after he came back from Vietnam but right before he went to jail in Mexico, with a stay in the hospital in between.
I saw all the chit and decided that I wanted no part of any of it!
Remember I spent part of my life in Saudi Arabia and there you are taught to respect your parents.
When I found out for sure that the 2 idiots were not my parents I was so very happy.
Had I known this earlier I flat out would have ran away and left the country.
To this day I go to Mexico when I want a vacation and am biased against Vietnam vets as a matter of course.
I have no trouble with any other era vets, just Vietnam.
A classic example of why is this POW/MIA bit.
Vietnam ended in the mid 70's, 35+ years ago, nobody is coming home that is not already here.
After the US decided not to pay war reparations the government of Vietnam decided to "sanitize" the country of Americans and did everything to eradicate any signs of GI in the country and were VERY effective.
This is a well documented fact yet we still see all this POW/MIA stuff.
And I have yet to see anyone but Vietnam vets with any of it.
http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=172
How about we put Cowthief in the hot seat....er...couch!!!!!
WØTKX
10-24-2010, 12:51 AM
No, we don't use straps around here, it's voluntary... :slap:
KA5PIU
10-24-2010, 01:25 AM
Hello.
EST. ;)
kb2crk
10-24-2010, 05:05 AM
How about we put Cowthief in the hot seat....er...couch!!!!!
the electroshock therapy machine is out of order.
How about we put Cowthief in the hot seat....er...couch!!!!!
But would we ever get a straight answer that we could understand?
Meanwhile, while you're pondering that... where DID I put my cattle prod?
Well, since John refuses to pick the next victim patient--ostensively because he's too much of a rebel even though we all know the truth is that he's a nerd who still lives in his parent's basement in Yonkers, I'll volunteer. Someone start the thread for me; seems a little weird to do it myself.
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