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KG4CGC
09-30-2010, 04:30 PM
... cereal!
http://www.thestar.com/sports/football/nfl/article/868449--nfler-s-charity-drive-points-parents-to-sex-line

A few weeks ago, the gleeful NFL villain debuted his own cereal line in Cincinnati – OCHOCINCOs. The breakfast treat was designed in part to push support to the player’s pet charity, called Feed the Children.
On Thursday morning, the cereal was pulled from shelves after an area parent attempted to call the toll-free number on the box – 1-800-HELP-FTC.
When Tara Sand called, she got the following message: “Wanna get off with the sluttiest girls your imagination can dream up?”
Cringingly, someone got their 800-prefixes mixed up. Instead of the charity hotline, the number directs callers to a sex chat line. The correct number begins with 888.


Funny stuff but now, like Super Bowl halftime shows, there will never be another NFL cereal due to this "toll free number malfunction!"

K7SGJ
09-30-2010, 04:45 PM
He should rename them prostituties. They don't snap, crackle, or pop. They just lay there and bang away.

ki4itv
09-30-2010, 04:53 PM
prostituties :lol::lol:

I was thinking "Trix" or "Banana Nut Hunch".

W3WN
09-30-2010, 07:14 PM
Couldn't have happened to a nicer ocho cinco.

kf0rt
09-30-2010, 07:19 PM
He should rename them prostituties. They don't snap, crackle, or pop. They just lay there and bang away.

Swear I haven't heard that line in 20 years.

Are you OLD or something? Wanna play some checkers? :rofl:

N7RJD
09-30-2010, 07:26 PM
Swear I haven't heard that line in 20 years.

Are you OLD or something? Wanna play some checkers? :rofl:

Canasta down by the boardwalk.

KG4CGC
09-30-2010, 07:31 PM
Bocce Ball anyone?

NQ6U
09-30-2010, 07:40 PM
Mahjong.

W3WN
09-30-2010, 07:51 PM
Parcheesi.

KG4CGC
09-30-2010, 08:03 PM
Parcheesi.
Oh jeez! That is olde.

N7RJD
09-30-2010, 09:15 PM
Parcheesi.


Oh jeez! That is olde.

We have a winner!

NQ6U
09-30-2010, 09:33 PM
We have a winner!

I checked--Wikipedia says that Parcheesi was first played circa 500 B.C.E. Now that's an old game!

KJ3N
10-01-2010, 11:20 AM
Parcheesi.
Oh jeez! That is olde.

Cane bangers.... :neener:

N9FE
10-01-2010, 12:45 PM
Remember Skee ball. They had em in bars years ago. Kinda like a little bowling ally.

NQ6U
10-01-2010, 12:52 PM
Remember Skee ball. They had em in bars years ago. Kinda like a little bowling ally.

That game was really popular in San Francisco for some reason. There were hundreds of those things all over town.

N9FE
10-01-2010, 02:17 PM
Milwaukee is the bowling center of the universe, I'm pretty shure that where they were made. The older one's had carved wooden balls. The newer were like regular bowling balls, Only smaller.

NQ6U
10-01-2010, 02:38 PM
Milwaukee is the bowling center of the universe, I'm pretty shure that where they were made. The older one's had carved wooden balls. The newer were like regular bowling balls, Only smaller.

According to the Wikipedia, Skee Ball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skee_ball#History) was invented and manufactured in Philadelphia.