View Full Version : So.....A guy walks in to a bar
K7SGJ
09-19-2010, 07:09 PM
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:lol: I've heard it, I've heard it!
"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar together. The bartender takes one look at them and says 'Hey, what is this? A joke?'"
kb2crk
09-19-2010, 07:27 PM
3318
steeplechase can be a painful event
kf0rt
09-19-2010, 09:33 PM
:lol: I've heard it, I've heard it!
"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar together. The bartender takes one look at them and says 'Hey, what is this? A joke?'"
Sucks, man. Got a new issue of Playboy the other day, and I'd already heard all the jokes.
KA5PIU
09-19-2010, 09:42 PM
Hello.
Cow, a simple and short name for all cattle.
Dick, a simple and short name for detective.
What is short for Cattle Detective?
http://www.texasmonthly.com/2006-05-01/webextra3.php
KG4CGC
09-19-2010, 09:45 PM
Hello.
Cow, a simple and short name for all cattle.
Dick, a simple and short name for detective.
What is short for Cattle Detective?
http://www.texasmonthly.com/2006-05-01/webextra3.php
Cow Dicking?
NA4BH
09-19-2010, 09:48 PM
Stump breaking?
KG4CGC
09-19-2010, 09:51 PM
Cattle Prodder?
NA4BH
09-19-2010, 09:54 PM
Bovine Dirty Sanchez?
Cows can't have dicks . But if they did , instead of mooing , they'd say .....
wait for it ....
"Soooooooo!"
W4RLR
09-19-2010, 11:56 PM
Cows can't have dicks . But if they did , instead of mooing , they'd say .....
wait for it ....
"Soooooooo!"Then how do you explain all of those billboards on I-75 in Florida advertising for an RV sales lot, which read "Bob the Cow says..."
KA5PIU
09-20-2010, 12:09 AM
Then how do you explain all of those billboards on I-75 in Florida advertising for an RV sales lot, which read "Bob the Cow says..."
Hello.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccjInYL7NoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS5FyGvhXwQ
Hello.
Cow, a simple and short name for all cattle.
Dick, a simple and short name for detective.
What is short for Cattle Detective?
http://www.texasmonthly.com/2006-05-01/webextra3.php
Bragging again?
Then how do you explain all of those billboards on I-75 in Florida advertising for an RV sales lot, which read "Bob the Cow says..."
Simple. Advertising schmucks think they're too smart for the rest of us, and that we won't notice little things like that.
Besides, Bob could be short for Roberta.
KG4CGC
09-20-2010, 01:45 PM
Bob is a boy cow. Boy cows don't give milk.
Remember the milk or cereal commercial where the woman is at the kitchen window and asks her husband if their guest knows that the cow he placed his cereal bowl under is a boy cow? It started with the guest pouring a bowl of cereal and noticing that there is no milk in the fridge. Damn City Bois!
Bob is a boy cow. Boy cows don't give milk. < snip >
Oh, bull.
KG4CGC
09-20-2010, 02:40 PM
Oh, bull.
Are you saying that boy cows do give milk?
Are you saying that boy cows do give milk?
No, I'm saying that a male bovine, ie a boy cow, is a bull.
kb2crk
09-20-2010, 02:55 PM
No, I'm saying that a male bovine, ie a boy cow, is a bull.
and that is no bull......
KG4CGC
09-20-2010, 05:58 PM
No, I'm saying that a male bovine, ie a boy cow, is a bull.
Are you sure? Because I know a lady who mates cows.
And horses.
And her chickens, the only hens in the area to produce green eggs. I told her that she probably had high copper in her well.
K7SGJ
09-20-2010, 06:04 PM
Are you sure? Because I know a lady who mates cows.
And horses.
And her chickens, the only hens in the area to produce green eggs. I told her that she probably had high copper in her well.
The high copper might expain why she mates cows. However, the green eggs are probably from the Americana variety. We have a few of them as well. It's like Easter every day with the white, green and brown eggs. Not all on the same egg.
I think you mean Araucana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araucana). I used to have about 20 of them when I lived in Oregon. They didn't lay as reliably as my white leghorns but they sure looked cool and I loved the green-shelled eggs. Of course, I was using a lot of herbal supplements in those days.
KG4CGC
09-20-2010, 06:17 PM
They just looked like average girl chickens to me. Tan and white, brown and white, calico...
K7SGJ
09-20-2010, 06:29 PM
I think you mean Araucana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araucana). I used to have about 20 of them when I lived in Oregon. They didn't lay as reliably as my white leghorns but they sure looked cool and I loved the green-shelled eggs. Of course, I was using a lot of herbal supplements in those days.
You are correct.
K7SGJ
09-20-2010, 07:12 PM
I think you mean Araucana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araucana). I used to have about 20 of them when I lived in Oregon. They didn't lay as reliably as my white leghorns but they sure looked cool and I loved the green-shelled eggs. Of course, I was using a lot of herbal supplements in those days.
I just Googled the chickens and evidently the Araucana and Americana are the same thing. Who knew? I guess that's what happens when you cross the street.
KG4CGC
09-20-2010, 07:18 PM
Whatever you do, don't Google "boy mares."
I just Googled the chickens and evidently the Araucana and Americana are the same thing. Who knew? I guess that's what happens when you cross the street.
Huh--who knew? Not me, obviously.
K7SGJ
09-20-2010, 10:17 PM
Me too, neither. I don't address them by their biological genus names. I just say hey chicken, ya best be puttin outa egg, post haste, or your gonna be a burrito tomorrow.
N2CHX
09-20-2010, 10:24 PM
I think you mean Araucana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araucana). I used to have about 20 of them when I lived in Oregon. They didn't lay as reliably as my white leghorns but they sure looked cool and I loved the green-shelled eggs. Of course, I was using a lot of herbal supplements in those days.
Herbal supplements :lol:
Are you sure? Because I know a lady who mates cows.
And horses.
And her chickens, the only hens in the area to produce green eggs. I told her that she probably had high copper in her well.
Green eggs? Did she know Theodore Geisel?
And yes, I'm sure. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle See the section on Terminology.
KA5PIU
09-21-2010, 12:09 PM
Bragging again?
Hello.
What is there to brag about, that guy got caught!
and, that kid wanted to be an American Cowboy and was disillusioned by what he saw, fat cats getting bigger while the worker was held down.
I never liked the American Cowboy.
My contact with all of this comes from my Mexican roots.
If anything, I am a Vaquero!
I learned to operate a tractor in East Germany and refined my skills in Sinaloa Mexico.
White kids scared me, still do, Mexicans are where I feel in my element.
KG4CGC
09-21-2010, 02:13 PM
Green eggs? Did she know Theodore Geisel?
And yes, I'm sure. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle See the section on Terminology.
Well if it's on Wiki it must be true.
So, which is it? Wisconsin cows or California cows?
Well if it's on Wiki it must be true.
So, which is it? Wisconsin cows or California cows?
If they're happy, they must be from CA.
But if all you're getting is ice cream, then they must be from WI (in the winter, of course)
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