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W3WN
09-13-2010, 11:36 AM
What's the difference between a hooker, a lover, and a spouse?

When you're in the, ah, throws of passion:

The hooker says "faster, faster, c'mon, you can do it, go for broke, faster!"

The lover says "oh, take your time, go slow, make it last"

And the spouse says...

"Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"

W1GUH
09-13-2010, 11:38 AM
While shes filing her nails...talking on the phone....etc.etc.etc.

N2CHX
09-13-2010, 11:39 AM
But somehow... You guys keep coming back for more.

KG4CGC
09-13-2010, 11:59 AM
Something about a television on my head?
Iduuno.

W5RB
09-13-2010, 12:06 PM
Tell her to let you look at the ceiling next time . It might liven things up .

NQ6U
09-13-2010, 12:10 PM
And you know how to tell when the spouse has an orgasm? She drops her nail file.

N2CHX
09-13-2010, 12:17 PM
And you know how to tell when the spouse has an orgasm? She drops her nail file.

Wow, I feel sorry for you guys. lol

kf0rt
09-13-2010, 12:26 PM
How do you tell when the spouse died?
Sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.

N2CHX
09-13-2010, 12:29 PM
How can you tell when a man is well hung?

When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

N2CHX
09-13-2010, 12:31 PM
Why did God create man?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

W1GUH
09-13-2010, 12:39 PM
But somehow... You guys keep coming back for more.

Only til the hormones stop raging. Best freaquin' part of being an OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

W4RLR
09-13-2010, 06:14 PM
What is the difference between a young woman from Long Island and a bowl of Jell-O? Jell-O will move when you eat it.

KJ3N
09-13-2010, 09:32 PM
Wow, I feel sorry for you guys. lol

So do I... :rofl: