The Difference

[W3WN]

What's the difference between a hooker, a lover, and a spouse?

When you're in the, ah, throws of passion:

The hooker says "faster, faster, c'mon, you can do it, go for broke, faster!"

The lover says "oh, take your time, go slow, make it last"

And the spouse says...

"Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"

[W1GUH]

While shes filing her nails...talking on the phone....etc.etc.etc.

[N2CHX]

But somehow... You guys keep coming back for more.

[KG4CGC]

Something about a television on my head?
Iduuno.

[W5RB]

Tell her to let you look at the ceiling next time . It might liven things up .

[NQ6U]

And you know how to tell when the spouse has an orgasm? She drops her nail file.

[N2CHX]

And you know how to tell when the spouse has an orgasm? She drops her nail file.

Wow, I feel sorry for you guys. lol

[kf0rt]

How do you tell when the spouse died?
Sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.

[N2CHX]

How can you tell when a man is well hung?

When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

[N2CHX]

Why did God create man?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

[W1GUH]

But somehow... You guys keep coming back for more.

Only til the hormones stop raging. Best freaquin' part of being an OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[W4RLR]

What is the difference between a young woman from Long Island and a bowl of Jell-O? Jell-O will move when you eat it.

[KJ3N]

Wow, I feel sorry for you guys. lol

So do I... :rofl: