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NA4BH
09-09-2010, 10:43 PM
As I was flying back into Atlanta, I was looking out the window and saw a very strange sight. It was a corn field that was sculpted into a maze. The maze had a theme. They are being very tight lipped about the creation, so will I. Check this place out. They do something different each year.

Southern Belle Farms (http://www.southernbellefarm.com/cornfieldMaze.php)

Check back with them to see how the field turned out. All I can say is DAYUMM.....


Check out their previous year mazes too.

KG4CGC
09-09-2010, 11:26 PM
Ever have sex in a corn field?

N2NH
09-09-2010, 11:40 PM
Ever have sex in a corn field?

Nope. Sounds like it involves corn. I'd prefer corn oil...

KG4CGC
09-09-2010, 11:41 PM
Nope. Sounds like it involves corn. I'd prefer corn oil...
The corn does ... watch. Imagine all the corn you've eaten in your life that's seen sex.

NA4BH
09-09-2010, 11:43 PM
That would make it some fscking good corn........ RIGHT? :lol: :lol:

N2NH
09-09-2010, 11:45 PM
That would make it some fscking good corn........ RIGHT? :lol: :lol:

Sounds like corn fish to me. But I've been told I have a one track mind...

KG4CGC
09-09-2010, 11:45 PM
That would make it some fscking good corn........ RIGHT? :lol: :lol::giggity:
:bbh:

NA4BH
09-09-2010, 11:46 PM
Or would it be ..................... Wait for it....................


Cream Corn?

W3WN
09-09-2010, 11:49 PM
Ever have sex in a corn field?No, but my ex-father-in-law never grew corn.

He did have some nice hay fields, but the now-ex always chickened out. Which made me wonder why she would suggest it in the first place.

BTW, if you ever plan to have sex on the beach (assuming that you don't already know this, of course) bring a blanket. Otherwise sand gets into everywhere and everything, and I do mean everywhere and everything. It's a real headache to rinse it ALL out...

N2NH
09-09-2010, 11:49 PM
Or would it be ..................... Wait for it....................


Cream Corn?

I think you and Charles just put off corn for a week or two. Especially after reading the Sue and the Gang thread on the ZED.

W3WN
09-09-2010, 11:51 PM
Or would it be ..................... Wait for it....................

Cream Corn?
I think after over 30 years, I can reveal the secret pass phrase and pass word my old frat used for our ceremonial meetings...

Q: Cream in your coffee?
A: Not lately.

N7RJD
09-10-2010, 12:00 AM
Ever have sex in a corn field?

Isn't that where children of the corn come from?

N7RJD
09-10-2010, 12:00 AM
The corn does ... watch. Imagine all the corn you've eaten in your life that's seen sex.

You mean heard sex. Corn comes in ears, not eyes.

KG4CGC
09-10-2010, 12:02 AM
You mean heard sex. Corn comes in ears, not eyes.
and that's why they call me, "the set up guy."

N7RJD
09-10-2010, 12:02 AM
As I was flying back into Atlanta, I was looking out the window and saw a very strange sight. It was a corn field that was sculpted into a maze. The maze had a theme. They are being very tight lipped about the creation, so will I. Check this place out. They do something different each year.

Southern Belle Farms (http://www.southernbellefarm.com/cornfieldMaze.php)

Check back with them to see how the field turned out. All I can say is DAYUMM.....


Check out their previous year mazes too.

Pretty A-Maze-Ing if you ask me.

N7RJD
09-10-2010, 12:03 AM
Wow! This thread was just begging for my corny jokes.

kc7jty
09-10-2010, 01:08 AM
they make more $$$ making people dizzy than selling the corn.

W4RLR
09-10-2010, 01:59 AM
I think after over 30 years, I can reveal the secret pass phrase and pass word my old frat used for our ceremonial meetings...

Q: Cream in your coffee?
A: Not lately.That's the same pass phrase used in MY fraternity. Perhaps you be a brother of Tau Epsilon Phi?

KA5PIU
09-10-2010, 03:45 AM
Hello.

The trick is to go to google earth.

N8YX
09-10-2010, 05:24 AM
Say what you will, but every time someone brings up this game it draws a snicker:

http://www.ajjcornhole.com/what-is-cornhole.php

N2CHX
09-10-2010, 05:37 AM
Corny thread is corny.

N8YX
09-10-2010, 06:36 AM
Careful or you'll get this guy excited:

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/Cornholio.jpg

n0iu
09-10-2010, 09:15 AM
BTW, if you ever plan to have sex on the beach (assuming that you don't already know this, of course) bring a blanket. Otherwise sand gets into everywhere and everything, and I do mean everywhere and everything. It's a real headache to rinse it ALL out...

Why don't women like to drink beer on the beach???

Because they get sand in their Schlitz!

http://graphics2.jsonline.com/graphics/bym/img/apr08/schlitz_040808_big.jpg

WØTKX
09-10-2010, 09:20 AM
The corn does ... watch. Imagine all the corn you've eaten in your life that's seen sex.

De-tasslers get even by removing the corn's naughty parts.

W3WN
09-10-2010, 09:28 AM
That's the same pass phrase used in MY fraternity. Perhaps you be a brother of Tau Epsilon Phi?No. Alpha Epsilon Pi.

Didn't hear from them for over 20 years, then I suddenly start getting "sample" magazines, and phone calls, and letters reminding me of the bonds of brotherhood. And, oh yes, a small donation would be nice, especially if it had four figures to the left of the decimal point.

Nice.

I took advantage of buying this QTH to return some of their letters marked "moved, no forwarding address." Haven't heard from them since.

n0iu
09-10-2010, 09:32 AM
That's the same pass phrase used in MY fraternity. Perhaps you be a brother of Tau Epsilon Phi?

I was in that gambling fraternity.... Delta Dekka Cards!

And NEVER call your fraternity a "frat"... would you call your country a.....

Oh, nevermind!

W1GUH
09-10-2010, 11:19 AM
Gotta try to climb outta the gutta (but just for a second)...Two words....Crop Circle!!!!!


OK...back to the gutter.

Another reply to the "Cream in your Coffee?" question would be...

"You hadn't better!!!!!"



Finally - get that guy some Oleo!!!!

On...and re: corn cobs and sex....just read about that in Faulkner's Sanctuary

And then there's the travelling salesman joke...but for that one we'll have to repair to the Rumpus Room.

NA4BH
09-10-2010, 10:17 PM
Hello.

The trick is to go to google earth.

Post the picture from Google Earth that you saw........ Let's see how current it is. If you have the latest maze picture, I will let you know.

KG4CGC
09-10-2010, 10:23 PM
How often is Google Earth updated?

NA4BH
09-10-2010, 10:27 PM
Every century

W4RLR
09-11-2010, 01:56 AM
I was in that gambling fraternity.... Delta Dekka Cards!

"Signa Phi Nothing"
"Tappa Kegga Bru"

kf0rt
09-11-2010, 07:04 AM
Post the picture from Google Earth that you saw........ Let's see how current it is. If you have the latest maze picture, I will let you know.

Here's what I found...
http://goo.gl/maps/NnPy

kf0rt
09-11-2010, 07:11 AM
How often is Google Earth updated?

They say every 1-3 years.

NA4BH
09-17-2010, 12:54 PM
The secret is out. Here it is.

http://southernbellefarm.com/news/2010/09/14/a-mazing-bobby-cox-tribute/

W3WN
09-17-2010, 03:18 PM
"Signa Phi Nothing"
"Tappa Kegga Bru"
I Etta Beta

I Tappa Key

K7SGJ
09-17-2010, 05:19 PM
Thoughta Phelta Thei