Wine review, I blasted this crappy wine from Gallo...

[kc7jty]

You'll recognize my avatar, I'm surprised they didn't delete this:
http://www.snooth.com/wine/dancing-bull-cabernet-sauvignon-2006-7/?t=reviews&#r=2760865

[kf0rt]

I clicked "This was helpful." :snicker:

[NQ6U]

crappy wine from Gallo

Isn't that redundant?

[kc7jty]

HAAH! Thanks boys for your support.

[ki4itv]

I noticed you preempted anyone who might have thought they liked it too. :lol:

A little disappointed that you stopped just short of any "Box wine in drag' type comment.
It was helpful for me as well. ;)

[kc7jty]

I noticed you preempted anyone who might have thought they liked it too. :lol:

Actually, there is a Rancho Zabaco Dancing Bull (also made by Gallo) that I originally thought was the wine I had. There were some lush types on that page that rated it very well.
I had to move my review when I realized they were two separate and distinct wines.

[WØTKX]

How's Parducci doing these days?

[kc7jty]

How's Parducci doing these days?

another Gallo spinoff?

[KG4CGC]

Wow. Not even a decent review and one faux try to help.

[ki4itv]

The nose is sharp, like road work in mid July amid a salty sweat. Instead of a nurtured fruit, the first impression upon the tip of my tongue is an angry, vengeful epoch of Apocalyptic caliber as I almost felt read more...assaulted as it hit mid tongue and circled to my gums. My Gums!
What happened to these poor lost souls of horticultural zymurgy?

Read more: http://www.snooth.com/wine/dancing-bull-cabernet-sauvignon-2006-7/?t=reviews&#r=2760865#ixzz0yp2n0BGz

:lol::lol::lol:
OMG!

That tone and style is vaguely reminiscent.
Has somebody playing savior of the palate today?
funnierNshit!
:rofl:

[KA5PIU]

Hello.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-end_fortified_wine

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/EVER_Wine.jpg

[kc7jty]

wow...prices are HIGH BALL there!

[KG4CGC]

Wine is a sin, hence the sin tax. I don't lie.

[kc7jty]

I recently bought 6 btls Blackstone for $4.19 each after mail in rebate. And now Clos du Bois is for $5/btl after rebate but I might not be able to do it cause if it's the same promotion it's only one offer per address.
Have to look into it.

I usually have about 80 bottles of wine in my stash. I don't like to drink Cabernet unless it's at least 3 yrs old.

About 2 or 3 times a year wine (in the supermarkets) goes on sale 20% off all in stock. Couple that with a sale/discount, rebates, and the ever present 10% off for buying 6 at once, they practically give it away.

OMG! I see Dancing Bull, stay away from that crap. It smells like benzene & tastes like it's been cooked on the stove. $13 list on Dancing Bull...GEEZUS! The tasteless morons are easily duped.

[kc7jty]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:eRLtsLaJ-bnakM:http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l237/william2569/shock_top.jpg&t=1http://www.broox.com/beer/photos/blue-moon-4.jpg

Here are 2 more crapola products the unwashed masses are suckered into. They're not cheap either.

http://www.theibug.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hoegaarden.jpg
this isn't very good either but it's a helluva lot better than the above, and not much more expensive.

[kc7jty]

http://www.mirassou.com/images/Wine-CabernetSauvignon.jpg
here's another Gallo product.
I bought 6 (not knowing) today to get the rebate and they say to soak the upc codes off the EMPTY bottles and send them with the rebate request.
Boy did I have fun telling them where to stick it on the 800 number. Also told them they are going back to the store.

Here's a copy of my shot via their contact us by E mail:

Concerning your soaking the UPC codes requirement off 6 EMPTY bottles to get the $18 rebate....
Go fuck yourself AND your chicken shit company, and all it's secret non Gallo named products.
I'm making a copy of all your other non Gallo names so I can avoid them the rest of my life.
sincerely
Bill K

[kc7jty]

Oh no...it's Fox:
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/09/08/martha-stewart-lawsuit-wrath-grapes/
"by portraying a mock label of Vampire Vineyards affixed to cheap, non-descript wine and spirits products." (why do I find this one exceptionally easy to believe?)

to see a list of all Gallo products, go to:
http://gallo.com/contact/ContactUs.html
click brand.

I've had Bella Sera and Ecco Domani in the past and thought they SUCKED without knowing they were Gallo crap.

[KG4CGC]

I just don't know anymore.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/Hi-Wine.jpg

[kc7jty]

I just don't know anymore.
Don't despair brother, you must first expose, then denounce and stand up to evil. I realize it's NOT the American way but look where that's got us...

Judging by your wine store photos, and their bullsh*t number long beards, I'm happy as hell I'm not an SC'er.

[n2ize]

I never take wine.

[kc7jty]

I never take wine.

And you're Italian!? Never had a good home made meal with pasta and tomato sauce with rivers of Chianti?

[KA5PIU]

Hello.

But you can not call it Cheap Bastard wine.
http://www.trademarkia.com/cheap-bastard-78443068.html