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kc7jty
09-05-2010, 07:43 PM
I'll occasionally watch at least a few minutes of the, broadcast over the air, evening news if there's absolutely nothing else doing. (I'm too cheap to have cable)

Usually I ask myself why did I bother to turn this jizwash on after just a couple minutes?
Well, ever notice that the Sunday alphabet TV evening news is even worse? Whoever the brainless, panzy, suck ass, dumb fuck, douche lemmings that watch that crap during the week are, they're even more brainless, panzy, suck ass, and dumb fuck douche for some reason on Sunday, so I never bother.

these are a hoot:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=panzy
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jiz
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag

N7YA
09-05-2010, 07:49 PM
What is this "TV news" thing you speak of? Never watch the shit.

kc7jty
09-05-2010, 07:56 PM
What is this "TV news" thing you speak of? Never watch the shit.

I can see you hold a higher, purer, & holier plane that the rest of us dumb f/clucks.

N7YA
09-05-2010, 08:06 PM
I dont know about all that, but i will link my lack of tv news to a lack of desire to put a cold barrel in my mouth every morning.

kc7jty
09-05-2010, 08:14 PM
I dont know about all that, but i will link my lack of tv news to a lack of desire to put a cold barrel in my mouth every morning.

clearly, you have spoken well on this one.

N7YA
09-05-2010, 10:19 PM
:)

By the way, i like the upgrade edits there...its very important that 'douchebag' was added, in my opinion at least.

kc7jty
09-05-2010, 10:21 PM
You just lost 10 points. I used douche, and according to the Urban Dictionary the two are not to be confused.

N7YA
09-05-2010, 11:29 PM
But....i see 'douchebag' up there.

KG4CGC
09-06-2010, 01:37 AM
I used douche
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kc7jty
09-06-2010, 02:14 AM
But....i see 'douchebag' up there.

my bad

kc7jty
09-06-2010, 02:16 AM
Set up alert!
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don't worry, I couldn't figure the instructions out.

N7YA
09-06-2010, 03:20 PM
my bad


Either way, you still get the credit.