Open Bar!

[KG4CGC]

Come on in and belly up oye ye Islanders!
Wipe the salt off yer brow and do tell of your whorey drinking stories! Share with your brother Islanders the sins of yer past! Yarrrggggh!



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[WØTKX]

Not till I stop taking these meds. :cry:

[KG4CGC]

Not till I stop taking these meds. :cry:
No excuse not to bend an ear, arrrrgh!

[WØTKX]

LOL WUT Mr. Nebula Man?

Well OK. I wasted many years in the non-pursuit of women, cougars found and pampered me.

Spoil me rotten then throw me away. Thank you dear, may I have another? Umm, yes, indeed. :evil:

This was wrong, and it warped me till I bent. :lol:

[KG4CGC]

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[N7RJD]

LOL WUT Mr. Nebula Man?

Well OK. I wasted many years in the non-pursuit of women, cougars found and pampered me.

Spoil me rotten then throw me away. Thank you dear, may I have another? Umm, yes, indeed. :evil:

This was wrong, and it warped me till I bent. :lol:

Did I miss something? I can't seem to find the wrong part of this ordeal.:lol:

[WØTKX]

:chin:

I survived, escaped marraige three times because somehow I knew it would be a mistake?

Mama wanted too much drama.

:lol:

[N2NH]

Make mine a double. I keep seeing green oiliphants.
3012

[suddenseer]

Come on in and belly up oye ye Islanders!
Wipe the salt off yer brow and do tell of your whorey drinking stories! Share with your brother Islanders the sins of yer past! Yarrrggggh!
Sins of the past? Matey, Ima lookin forward to my sins in the future. I must admit, my present sins are much banal compared to the past ones. There are certain religious folk who tell me that Ima sinnin on purpose. How much fargin fun would I be having with ununtended accidental sins? I will have a double of one of those single malts from Clackmannanshire county,

[kb2crk]

need a good dunkel here barkeep

[W3MIV]

I refuse to participate in this thread on the grounds that it might tend to incriminate me.

[NA4BH]

Getting HANNERED in Ocala Florida, right now.................... GOD Bless this Land..............

[KG4CGC]

DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
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Who Wants ICE CREAM!?
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[NA4BH]

DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
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Who Wants ICE CREAM!?
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Sprinkles?

[KG4CGC]

Sprinkles?
Craters!

[NA4BH]

I'm in.........

[KG4CGC]

Take yer repelling gear!

[NA4BH]

Yodel in the canyon?

I'm done, you got me drunk........... Damn bartenders. :lol: :lol:

[ka4dpo]

Yodel in the canyon?

I'm done, you got me drunk........... Damn bartenders. :lol: :lol:

Have one for the road..

[KJ3N]

I refuse to participate in this thread on the grounds that it WILL incriminate me.

Fixed that......... for both of us. :quiet:

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/woodford_reserve_gr.jpg


More of this?

[VE7DCW]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/woodford_reserve_gr.jpg


More of this?

Will it go good with those damn umbrellas though? :hyper:

73

[KG4CGC]

Will it go good with those damn umbrellas though? :hyper:

73
Umbrellas are only for daytime drinking.

[W3WN]

DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/icon/g-OrangeZang_rough01.jpg
Who Wants ICE CREAM!?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/icon/g-IceCream.jpgBarkeep, I'll have a scoop of Rocky Roccoa... ROAD

[WØTKX]

Woooaaaahhh. My head feels funny.

Bartender must have put something in my Grape Nehi.

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[KG4CGC]

Woooaaaahhh. My head feels funny.

Bartender must have put something in my Grape Nehi.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/3DGraffix/radar_copyright.png

That's where all his ground to air radar was stored.

[ki4itv]

I'll have what Dave's having.:angel:

[N2NH]

DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
DRINK
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/icon/g-OrangeZang_rough01.jpg
Who Wants ICE CREAM!?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/icon/g-IceCream.jpg

DOOK
DOOK
DOOK
DOOK
DOOK
DOOK
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[WØTKX]

http://flyfishchick.com/images/DontHogTheHookah_67BE/caterp3.jpg

[KG4CGC]

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[KB3LAZ]

LOL WUT Mr. Nebula Man?

Well OK. I wasted many years in the non-pursuit of women, cougars found and pampered me.

Spoil me rotten then throw me away. Thank you dear, may I have another? Umm, yes, indeed. :evil:

This was wrong, and it warped me till I bent. :lol:

I have landed myself yet another. Lol...Though the older I get the closer to my age they seem to become. Soon 33 will not be a cougar but rather my age range...<---getting old.

[W4RLR]

Have one for the road..Never order a drink for the road, for the road is ALREADY laid out!

[W7XF]

http://flyfishchick.com/images/DontHogTheHookah_67BE/caterp3.jpg

Must be his 4:20 nap time:wiggle::yes::spin::rock::giggity:

[W1GUH]

A round of Between the Sheets (http://www.in-the-spirit.co.uk/cocktails/view_cocktail.php?id=30) and Dirty Girl Scout (http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3191.html) shots for all. Put 'em on my tab!!!

[KG4CGC]

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[KG4CGC]

Thirsty Thursday!

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[NA4BH]

Will Lola's sister be there?

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[KG4CGC]

Lola and her sister!
w00t!
Cheers!

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[W1GUH]

I see our dear friend Albi down the bar. Bartender! Tell that gentleman he's drinkin' on yours truly's tab...let him know the secret is to drink til incrimination don't matter!!!
For me, a shot of JD with JD/rocks chaser....and keep the bottle close.


Drink, Drink, Drink, Drink
Drank, Drank, Drank, Drank
Drunk, Drunk, Drunk, Drunk

Drunk last night
Drunk the night before
Gonna get drunk tonight like I never got drunk before
For when I'm drunk
I'm as happy as can be
From I am a memeber of the Souse family!!!!!

[KG4CGC]

Freaky Friday and the After Lunch Drunk Bunch!

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[KA5PIU]

Hello.

I prefer Coke, the brown liquid and not the white powder.
If alcohol is involved I prefer clear tequila or vodka, nothing aged.
But you must be careful, I am both a diabetic as well as hypertension.
1 to 2 ounces of everclear is enough to knock me out.

[KG4CGC]

Thirsty Thursday! w00t!

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[kf0rt]

Enjoyin' a very pedestrian Rum 'n' Coke here.

Gotta cut that out. :rofl:

[N2NH]

Make mine a zombie this time. I always wanted to walk around, do things and not remember. Just like my hero.

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/George%20Bush%20Underwear.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/image0013.jpg

[VE7DCW]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/image0013.jpg

As the bartender are you hinting at the idea that Sue should change her looks?? her being the operative word..... :rofl:

[KG4CGC]

As the bartender are you hinting at the idea that Sue should change her looks?? her being the operative word..... :rofl:
Oooooo, don't broach that topic. This is my happy place.

[kc7jty]

there is a video of GWB visiting the troops in Iraq when this GI dude comes up to the potus and starts rubbing his face all over George's. It was the strangest thing I ever saw, and yes Georgie had a smile big time. I'd love to have that video.

[kc7jty]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/George%20Bush%20Underwear.jpg

looks like he's on the rag.

[W3WN]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/image0013.jpg

And then people at work wonder if I'm on a diet. You guys keep making me lost my appetite with stuff like this.

[ki4itv]

Geez. Come in for a drink, take one look around, and feel the need to knock the whole bottle back.
:shock:

[KG4CGC]

Geez. Come in for a drink, take one look around, and feel the need to knock the whole bottle back.
:shock:
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[NQ6U]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/09.jpg

It's all fun and games until someone puts an eye out...

[kf0rt]

She's got a cute... smile.

[KG4CGC]

She's got a cute... smile.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/swinging-it.jpg

[kf0rt]

I like a girl that carries her own banhammer.

[KG4CGC]

I like a girl that carries her own banhammer.
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[KG4CGC]

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[kf0rt]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/ground_fighting.jpg

I'm trying to figure out just what that maneuver is called. It's gotta have "snatch" in the name, doesn't it?

[W3WN]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/ground_fighting.jpg
What a way to go.

[KG4CGC]

I'm trying to figure out just what that maneuver is called. It's gotta have "snatch" in the name, doesn't it?
Underleg snatch grab?

[K7SGJ]

I'm trying to figure out just what that maneuver is called. It's gotta have "snatch" in the name, doesn't it?


Legally speaking, IANAL, I think it is the prelude to snatchatory rape.

[N2NH]

NSFW:

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[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/balloon.gif

[K7SGJ]

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WOW! I've never seen anyone pull their intestines out through their mouth before. Truly talented.

[KG4CGC]

WOW! I've never seen anyone pull their intestines out through their mouth before. Truly talented.
True story.

[W1GUH]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/09.jpg

Fake boobs are one of the ugliest things in the world. Not only do they not look sexy, not only do they indcate that the person who gets a boob job has off-scale LOW self-esteem, they show the bankrupt values in the US.

[KG4CGC]

Them ain't fake.
BTW, I've seen fake ones that were magnificent! Surgeon did a great job and the woman who got them was lacking them in the first place. Not all boob jobs fall into the category which you describe.
Just saying.

[n6hcm]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/09.jpg

how can that even be comfortable?

[KA5PIU]

Hello.

Ever watch Married with Children?
Marci, the "chicken" is a classic example of who should get boobs installed.
Janet Reno, now there is someone who just flat out needs a sex change! no boobs involved!

[KG4CGC]

Brother Carl sent us some old tequila.
Thanks Brother Carl!

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Drink Up
(it's old)

[kc7jty]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/0045.jpg
(it's old)
Añejo

[VE7DCW]

I've got a hankering for a real good cider right about now....... :yes:

[KG4CGC]

I've got a hankering for a real good cider right about now....... :yes:
Drink all you want! Hell, drink till ya PUKE!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/124-cider-jugs.jpg

[KG4CGC]

Alright Okay gentlemen, belly up and get yer shot of some of Brother Carl's special find.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/0048.jpg

[NA4BH]

Alright Okay gentlemen, belly up and get yer shot of some of Brother Carl's special find.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/0048.jpg

Is that guy blowing the cactus?

[kc7jty]

well blow me down...
Cactus breath

[kc7jty]

real good cider
a misnomer.

[n2ize]

Come on in and belly up oye ye Islanders!
Wipe the salt off yer brow and do tell of your whorey drinking stories! Share with your brother Islanders the sins of yer past! Yarrrggggh!




I'm already drunk so I don;t know if I can make ot to the bar. I'm laid and loaded every day and night.

[n2ize]

Hello.

I prefer Coke, the brown liquid and not the white powder.
If alcohol is involved I prefer clear tequila or vodka, nothing aged.
But you must be careful, I am both a diabetic as well as hypertension.
1 to 2 ounces of everclear is enough to knock me out.

That white powder coke is probably safer than the brown liquid that comes in cans and bottles. But if you are hypertensive it's probably best if you refrain from both.

[kc7jty]

I'm laid and loaded every day and night.
Jesus...what's worse?

[KG4CGC]

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[NQ6U]

Line 'em up, barkeep! I can't sleep, might as well get wasted.

[KG4CGC]

Go for the Hard Stuff!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/ii_b_109.jpg

[NQ6U]

Looks good. Pour me a double and gimme a bourbon chaser.

[W5RB]

Go for the Hard Stuff!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/ii_b_109.jpg

That'd make a Gimlet with a kick !

[W1GUH]

'Twas late in the evening the guests were all leaving
O'Leary was closing the bar.
When he turned round and said
To the Lady in Red
GET OUT! You can't stay anymore.

She wept a sad tear in her bucket of beer
As she thought of the cold night ahead
When a Harvard man dapper
flew in from the crapper
And these are the words that he said.

Her mother never told her-er-er.
The things a young girl should know
About the ways of college men
And how the come and go (mostly cum)

Now age has taken her beauty-y-y
And sin has left its sad scar (what a gash!)
So remember your mothers and sisters boys
and let her sleep under the bar.

Beside the gin
Beneath Lord Calvert
In Sourthern Comfort

Pardon...a good drunk needs good drinking songs!