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KG4CGC
08-12-2011, 03:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=occw-8sSao4&feature=player_embedded

KG4CGC
08-12-2011, 05:34 PM
4501

NQ6U
08-12-2011, 06:26 PM
4501

I put spinners on my Trabant.

WØTKX
08-12-2011, 07:24 PM
http://youtu.be/iN_Ml4PKdVU


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN_Ml4PKdVU

N2NH
08-12-2011, 11:17 PM
Maggie!
I wish I'd...
Never seen your face.

KG4CGC
08-12-2011, 11:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIHXrC6EyMM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIHXrC6EyMM

KG4CGC
08-12-2011, 11:39 PM
http://www.bitrebels.com/design/20-captivating-photos-shot-at-exactly-the-right-moment/

KG4CGC
08-12-2011, 11:43 PM
She then drags him into my office so I can fix the poor guy. I'm supposed to turn him into a non-perverted, non-selfish, non-hiding, aroused-by-her-and-only-her ex-porn consumer.http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/sexual-intelligence/201105/porn-addict-or-selfish-bastard-life-is-more-complicated

N2NH
08-13-2011, 12:07 AM
Fifteen minutes after your wife leaves for work, you wake up and find 15 girls in your bedroom. All of them have keys to your front door that you didn't give them and they only have one thing on their mind...

Give in or RUN?

NQ6U
08-13-2011, 12:24 AM
Maggie!
I wish I'd...
Never seen your face.

Yeah, me too...

http://www.celebrities-with-diseases.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Margaret_Thatcher_1981.jpg

KG4CGC
08-14-2011, 12:12 AM
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/get-crafty-10.jpg

KG4CGC
08-14-2011, 11:48 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/fb3c5022.jpg

N2NH
08-15-2011, 12:57 AM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/fb3c5022.jpg

Now THAT is just plain old wrong. I'll bet it had many mothers snickering at the breakfast table as the kiddies drank Mickey's milk. :lol:

N2NH
08-15-2011, 12:58 AM
"And she said, "How are you Harry?"
I said, "How are you Sue?..."

NA4BH
08-15-2011, 09:36 PM
Rat Nuts

KG4CGC
08-15-2011, 09:39 PM
Bastard Rat Nut Children

KG4CGC
08-15-2011, 09:46 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys FootBall Practice Was Delayed 2 Hours Today After A Player Reported Finding An Unknown White Powdery Substance On The Practice Field. Jerry Jones Immediately Suspended Practice And Called The Police And Federal Investigators, After A Complete Analysis FBI Experts Determined That The White Substance Unknown To Players Was The GOAL LINE, Practice Resumed After Special Agents Decided The Team Was Unlikely To Encounter The Substance Again This Season! Anyone but the Cowboys! Go Team!

NA4BH
08-15-2011, 09:48 PM
LOL :lol:

KG4CGC
08-16-2011, 02:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDyOD1C67J0&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDyOD1C67J0&feature=player_embedded

KG4CGC
08-16-2011, 02:42 PM
Yo mama, so fat the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

NQ6U
08-16-2011, 09:30 PM
http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2011-08-16-verbal.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=131353792793 7

NA4BH
08-17-2011, 04:05 PM
And you hate NASCAR (http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/blog/from_the_marbles/post/Former-Price-is-Right-model-to-make-NASCAR-debut?urn=nascar-wp3160)

KG4CGC
08-17-2011, 04:14 PM
And you hate NASCAR (http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/blog/from_the_marbles/post/Former-Price-is-Right-model-to-make-NASCAR-debut?urn=nascar-wp3160)
Boogitty Boogitty Boogityy, AMEN!

KG4CGC
08-19-2011, 04:35 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/05a3fd5a.jpg

suddenseer
08-20-2011, 03:10 PM
Captain Morgan Private Stock, coca cola in bottles from Mexico made with sugar, not high fructose corn syrup.AHHHHHH, good. This is how I would drink a long time ago.

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 08:34 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/dosequis_man_washed.jpg

Years ago, I created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 08:35 PM
I speak fluent French, in Russian.

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 09:10 PM
My organ donor card also includes my beard.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 09:18 PM
If I stepped on your foot, you would take your shoe off and ask me to do it again.

NQ6U
08-22-2011, 09:44 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/dosequis_man_washed.jpg

If I told you to go eff yourself, you would at least try.

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 10:01 PM
I've been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 10:04 PM
At the stroke of midnight on New Years Eve, everyone looks to me to confirm it.

And then they go to try to EFF themselves

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 10:06 PM
If I slept with your girlfriend...you would brag to your buddies.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 10:09 PM
If I slept with your girlfriend...you would brag to your buddies.

:rofl: :rofl:

I did :rofl:

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 10:12 PM
As a child, when asked by a teacher, "What would I like to be when I grow up"? I Answered, "Myself".

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 10:15 PM
When asked by the teacher "What I did during my summer vacation"? I answered "Your mother".

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 10:15 PM
A movie about my life cannot be completed, no one wants it to end.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 10:20 PM
When man first walked on the moon, I was there to greet them.

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 10:21 PM
One hour of conversation with me is equivalent to 16 years of college.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 10:25 PM
When seeking spiritual enlightenment, the Dalai Lama climbs the mountain to talk

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 10:26 PM
I once lapped my opponent in a drag race.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 10:27 PM
If I could bottle myself, your life would be eternal

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 10:30 PM
During the running of the bulls, they run from me

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 10:32 PM
I'm allowed to talk about fight club.

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 10:39 PM
I once punched a man in the soul.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 10:46 PM
While taking a shower, my hair washes itself

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 10:51 PM
The circus ran away to join me.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 10:54 PM
In a confrontational situation, the opponents fight themselves

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 10:55 PM
I was on the cover of my High School Year Book.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:00 PM
While water skiing, I push the boat with the rope

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:00 PM
When I got to sporting events, the players cheer me.
On Halloween the neighborhood kids bring me candy.
I once slammed a revolving door.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:01 PM
Taxis stop and ask me if I need a ride

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:03 PM
I unscramble eggs.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:05 PM
If you were to play marbles with me, you would lose them

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:06 PM
When I won the Tour de France, I was disqualified for riding a uni-cycle.
If I were to read the phone book to you, you would be on the edge of your seat.
My friends don't throw me going away parties, they just follow me.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:06 PM
A bullet would actually take itself for me

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:09 PM
Hugh Hefner gets my sloppy seconds.
I have been asked by the IRS to audit them.
I watch 60 Minutes, in 10 seconds.

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:12 PM
When I dice the onions, they cry.
I have never learned a lesson, I teach them.
I have buried a time capsule full of events that haven't happened yet.

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:16 PM
If my beard were human, it would be the second most interesting man in the world.
Sinatra considered me to be the chairman of the board.
Chuck Norris and I once had a talk. Chuck Norris walked away a better man.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:16 PM
The sun darkens so I can stare at it

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:17 PM
Physics obey my laws

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:19 PM
I have never lost a sock.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:19 PM
Lost socks look for me

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:23 PM
Women leave the seat up for me.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:26 PM
The sound barrier came to me to be broken

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:26 PM
In Mexico City, circa 1925, I urinated in a bottle. You may know this as Corona.

Stay Thirsty My Friend!

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:30 PM
I do the stunts for the stuntmen, in my place

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:40 PM
Fortune tellers ask me about their futures

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:43 PM
Mirrors look at me

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:47 PM
Objects in my rear view mirror are exactly as they appear.

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:48 PM
Once a mugger gave me his wallet.

KG4CGC
08-22-2011, 11:49 PM
I once threw a rock into the ocean. To this day, it is still skipping.

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJwagDV6Z6U

NA4BH
08-22-2011, 11:58 PM
Sharks worry when I swim with them

NA4BH
08-23-2011, 12:03 AM
Time starts when I walk by

NA4BH
08-23-2011, 12:07 AM
I knock on opportunities door

NQ6U
08-23-2011, 12:11 AM
I broke Ohm's Law and got away with it.

NA4BH
08-23-2011, 12:14 AM
When I'm around, hummingbirds know the words

KG4CGC
08-23-2011, 12:16 AM
When I'm around, hummingbirds know the wordsLOL, that's a good one!

KG4CGC
08-23-2011, 12:19 AM
In an emergency, 911 calls me.
Bigfoot once took a picture of me walking through the woods.
Clovers grow extra leaves when I find them.

NA4BH
08-23-2011, 12:20 AM
I hope you are doing research for the unnamed beer company. They have a lifetime of material here.

NA4BH
08-23-2011, 12:22 AM
Needles hide from him in a haystack

KG4CGC
08-23-2011, 12:35 AM
Even watching me sleep is considered "breathtaking".

NA4BH
08-23-2011, 12:48 PM
He created a perpetual motion machine, but stopped it because it was boring.

KG4CGC
08-23-2011, 12:53 PM
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "in Jesus name amen."

KG4CGC
08-24-2011, 02:52 PM
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_244_16-lessons-you-wish-theyd-taught-in-school/

W2NAP
08-24-2011, 02:58 PM
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "in Jesus name amen."

lol.

KG4CGC
08-29-2011, 03:08 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/ee182f62.jpg

suddenseer
09-03-2011, 06:21 PM
This is some good shit I am smoking tonight, I am watching a 1955 rerun of The Lawrence Welk show on PBS. It is fucking freaking me out like the time I watched Twin Peaks the last time I dropped acid.:hyper::monkeydance::monkeydance::wtf:

NA4BH
09-03-2011, 10:05 PM
This is some good shit I am smoking tonight, I am watching a 1955 rerun of The Lawrence Welk show on PBS. It is fucking freaking me out like the time I watched Twin Peaks the last time I dropped acid.:hyper::monkeydance::monkeydance::wtf:

It wasn't a rerun. It is 1955......

NA4BH
09-03-2011, 11:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl-4XdVVjaM

K7SGJ
09-04-2011, 12:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl-4XdVVjaM

Although RR wasn't the #1 reason I liked going to drive in theaters, it was at least #2.

NQ6U
09-04-2011, 12:27 PM
Although RR wasn't the #1 reason I liked going to drive in theaters, it was at least #2.

Given the kind of luck I had with the ladies when I was a young man, it was #1 for me. Alas.

suddenseer
09-04-2011, 12:42 PM
I was a drive in theater manager for 3 years while going to college. I could tell some incriminating stories.:shhh:

NQ6U
09-04-2011, 08:00 PM
http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2011-09-04-ULrerun.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=13151816304 72

NQ6U
09-04-2011, 08:04 PM
I was a drive in theater manager for 3 years while going to college. I could tell some incriminating stories.:shhh:

None of them concerning me. Alas.

NA4BH
09-05-2011, 12:53 AM
Erythropoietin. I just used it in a sentence. I LOLed at myself. :clap:

KG4CGC
09-05-2011, 12:56 AM
Erythropoietin. I just used it in a sentence. I LOLed at myself. :clap:Conjugated protein studies?

NA4BH
09-05-2011, 01:06 AM
Conjugated protein studies?

I was thinking about juxtaglomerular cells/renin-angiotensin system and I thought about erythropoietin. I crack myself up sometimes.

ETA: I was thinking about the ringing ear thread and thought about the intake of sodium and the relationship to high blood pressure, which will also cause the ringing. I was a little rusty on kidney function.

K7SGJ
09-05-2011, 10:40 AM
I was thinking about juxtaglomerular cells/renin-angiotensin system and I thought about erythropoietin. I crack myself up sometimes.

ETA: I was thinking about the ringing ear thread and thought about the intake of sodium and the relationship to high blood pressure, which will also cause the ringing. I was a little rusty on kidney function.

Too much iron in your diet might explain the rusty kidney function.

KG4CGC
09-05-2011, 11:56 AM
Too much iron in your diet might explain the rusty kidney function.
http://numbertwoguide.com/?p=1824

suddenseer
09-05-2011, 04:23 PM
I knew I was gay when I realized all of the beaver I had eaten. I am still repulsed. In fact, I probably ate more beaver than many of the str8 guys I know.:sick:
http://cat.inist.fr/?aModele=afficheN&cpsidt=18629183

NA4BH
09-06-2011, 12:06 PM
I LOLed



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NQ6U
09-06-2011, 12:45 PM
I knew I was gay when I realized all of the beaver I had eaten.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27537_112596215446830_797_n.jpg <--- Sincerely glad that you finally realized you were gay...

NA4BH
09-06-2011, 10:26 PM
Tar balls

K7SGJ
09-06-2011, 10:32 PM
I think I had that a couple of years ago. Turns out the wife put the rubberband on me too tight.

NA4BH
09-06-2011, 10:49 PM
http://www.instructables.com/image/FO6BCL6F8DOSUHR/FINISH-OFF-THE-BOX-OF-WINE.jpg

NQ6U
09-06-2011, 10:54 PM
http://www.instructables.com/image/FO6BCL6F8DOSUHR/FINISH-OFF-THE-BOX-OF-WINE.jpg

You know what the best thing about Franzia wine is? The text on the box that lists among it's advantages "It's Fresh."

NA4BH
09-06-2011, 10:59 PM
Cut the dude some slack. He's only getting ready for his date http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/7908/fatso.png

NQ6U
09-06-2011, 11:01 PM
Cut the dude some slack. He's only getting ready for his date

Dere ain't enuff wine in dat box to do dat.

NA4BH
09-06-2011, 11:09 PM
It is Franzia tequila. :rofl: :rofl: :cheers:

KG4CGC
09-07-2011, 01:34 PM
It is Franzia tequila. :rofl: :rofl: :cheers:
The pictures taken later that night, a few minutes later, depict a young man puking gobs of pink wine with partially chewed french fries and half bitten pickles.

K7SGJ
09-07-2011, 05:41 PM
It really pisses me off when DJs talk over a song. Either talk, or play the music and STFU.

NA4BH
09-07-2011, 05:48 PM
It really pisses me off when DJs talk over a song. Either talk, or play the music and STFU.

Especially on SIRIUS/XM. And why the "F" do they cut the end of songs off? It's not like they can squeeze in one more commercial.

K7SGJ
09-07-2011, 05:50 PM
Especially on SIRIUS/XM. And why the "F" do they cut the end of songs off? It's not like they can squeeze in one more commercial.

Thank you, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one. If they need to talk over something, they can talk over the commercials. Bastads

NA4BH
09-07-2011, 05:56 PM
There are two songs I judge them by. The end of Layla and that Doors song that ends with "Stronger than dirt". If they cut the end of those songs off, I get vocal at the radio.

K7SGJ
09-07-2011, 05:59 PM
That's funny. I just got home from running errands. The station I like from northern AZ was doing some major fading so I tuned to a local. Clapton was doing the early version of Layla and sure as hell, chopped and yakked over the last 30 seconds. Bastad.

NQ6U
09-07-2011, 06:10 PM
Thank you, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one. If they need to talk over something, they can talk over the commercials. Bastads

Add me to the list.

K7SGJ
09-07-2011, 06:23 PM
Add me to the list.

Your in.

KG4CGC
09-07-2011, 07:37 PM
List here too but then again I've given up on most BCB for music.

NQ6U
09-08-2011, 05:29 PM
http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz79/gyrogeerloose/tpzmd.png

KG4CGC
09-09-2011, 12:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipELYRD78yY&amp;feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipELYRD78yY&feature=player_embedded

K7SGJ
09-09-2011, 08:53 AM
No matter a bad things get, a DQ dipped cone makes me smile, until it drips on my white shirt.

NQ6U
09-11-2011, 08:21 PM
"And Organ Leroy, at his organ again..."

NA4BH
09-11-2011, 08:23 PM
"And Organ Leroy, at his organ again..."

Is everything........... ALLLLLLLLLRIGHT?

K7SGJ
09-11-2011, 08:35 PM
Why is it, that when ones finger goes through the toilet paper, the first instinct is to smell the finger?

NQ6U
09-11-2011, 08:43 PM
Is everything........... ALLLLLLLLLRIGHT?

Ha, ha, ho! You bet, Dear Friends, it's going to be all right. It's going to be all right tonight, here at the Powerhouse Church of the Presumptuous Assumption of the Blinding Light.

Oh, Blinding Light
Oh, Light that blinds
I cannot see
Look out for me!

X-Rated
09-12-2011, 01:46 PM
Why is it, that when ones finger goes through the toilet paper, the first instinct is to smell the finger?

Probably for the same reason that when the member goes though the prophylactic, the first instinct is to lick it back out.

NA4BH
09-12-2011, 10:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tusMKfAGJUw&feature=related

NQ6U
09-12-2011, 11:12 PM
Thirsty? Wouldn't you like some of this Old Filipino Creamy coming in shorts and quarts?

NA4BH
09-14-2011, 12:00 AM
O-K Lahoma

NQ6U
09-14-2011, 12:09 AM
YOOOOOO-KO-HAMA

X-Rated
09-14-2011, 10:39 AM
Fuk u shima.

K7SGJ
09-14-2011, 11:05 AM
Fuk u shima.

I love watching him cook on Iron Chef.

KG4CGC
09-16-2011, 03:10 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=Skynet Google Overlord[Bot]
http://www.google.com/search?q=Skynet Google Overlord[Bot]
DAMN! Post the link 2 ways and it still leaves out the [BOT] part.
http://www.google.com/search?q=Skynet Google Overlord Bot
http://www.google.com/search?q=Skynet Google Overlord Bot

KC9ECI
09-17-2011, 08:21 AM
They gave me an engraved watch at work on Friday, does this mean I'm not supposed to come back in on Monday?

NQ6U
09-17-2011, 08:24 AM
They gave me an engraved watch at work on Friday, does this mean I'm not supposed to come back in on Monday?

Does the engraving mention anything about "sleeping with the fishes?"

KC9ECI
09-17-2011, 08:53 AM
Nope. Just my name, the name of the company, and the number of years I've been with them. No sleeping with the fishes where I work anyway, they just feed the body though the wood hog.

NQ6U
09-17-2011, 12:17 PM
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

NA4BH
09-17-2011, 08:27 PM
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.


IT'S FARGIN WAR !!!!

NA4BH
09-17-2011, 09:14 PM
4685

NQ6U
09-17-2011, 09:18 PM
IT'S FARGIN WAR !!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLcNdkfPG5M

NA4BH
09-17-2011, 09:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKKhL7X2-Kk&feature=related

K7SGJ
09-19-2011, 07:49 PM
The chick in the Zoosk Dating commercial,where she meets up with the guy in the bedroom and he swings her around and hurts his back and she smashs her lip and breaks stuff on the dresser, sure has a kickass little body.

NA4BH
09-19-2011, 07:52 PM
The chick in the Zoosk Dating commercial,where she meets up with the guy in the bedroom and he swings her around and hurts his back and she smashs her lip and breaks stuff on the dresser, sure has a kickass little body.

She can trash a room just like a Rock Star. :lol:

NA4BH
09-20-2011, 03:05 PM
Marshmallows - sweet, puffy pillows from heaven.

NQ6U
09-20-2011, 04:34 PM
Marshmallows - sweet, puffy pillows from heaven.

Are you sure they're from heaven?

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x1775716/burning_marshmallow_1769787.jpg

K7SGJ
09-20-2011, 08:15 PM
I miss the Carol Burnett Show. Good fun.

KG4CGC
09-21-2011, 12:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbNe_n6rp9g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbNe_n6rp9g

K7SGJ
09-22-2011, 08:26 AM
The girl that plays Lady Jocelyn in A Knights Tale, is a cute little nymph.

NQ6U
09-22-2011, 07:56 PM
"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."

KG4CGC
09-22-2011, 11:49 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/21/rush-limbaugh-obama-plagiarized-un_n_974722.html?ncid=webmail3

NA4BH
09-23-2011, 11:37 AM
4697

NA4BH
09-24-2011, 10:01 PM
Not a bad way to spend the evening. SkyBox.

4700

NQ6U
09-24-2011, 10:13 PM
Not a bad way to spend the evening. SkyBox.

If that had been a baseball diamond visible through the window, I would have agreed with you.

NQ6U
09-25-2011, 12:09 PM
Benjamin Franklin: The only President of the United States who was never President of the United States.

N7YA
09-26-2011, 02:18 AM
I hate it when a perfectly good pair of shoes on the outside, is ruined by the heel wearing out on the inside.


Son of a bitch!

Chris
09-26-2011, 04:03 PM
They have a form of godliness but deny the power thereof.

K7SGJ
09-26-2011, 04:28 PM
I wonder if Pinky Tuscadero is still shooting up cars.

N7YA
09-26-2011, 08:32 PM
When in Rome, shower!

X-Rated
09-27-2011, 08:50 AM
When in Rome, shower!

Going to Rohn would be cool.

K7SGJ
09-27-2011, 09:10 AM
Going to Rohn would be cool.

You will tower over everyone.

X-Rated
09-27-2011, 09:15 AM
You will tower over everyone.

No one won't envy your erection.

K7SGJ
09-27-2011, 09:18 AM
No one won't envy your erection.

But they would all be beaming.

NQ6U
09-27-2011, 10:00 AM
Lattice stop with all these puns.

K7SGJ
09-27-2011, 10:04 AM
Maybe we should crank up another thread about this, and rotate our views to another perspective.

X-Rated
09-27-2011, 10:09 AM
Good guys should always take precautions and protect certain discharges.

X-Rated
09-27-2011, 10:10 AM
especially if they drop their shorts to ground.

N7YA
09-28-2011, 12:39 AM
Come on, guys. Lets tie this one off before it becomes sectional and folds over.

NA4BH
09-29-2011, 11:17 AM
Life at 35K feet sux.

NQ6U
10-02-2011, 09:35 PM
http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2011-10-02-ruin.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1317561325393
4712

ki4itv
10-05-2011, 08:18 AM
Sign of the times:

You know times are hard when your local drug dealer is making cold calls.

K7SGJ
10-05-2011, 08:36 AM
It really sux when TV stations run an add in the entire lower third of the screen causing you to miss a crucial scene, or a good shot of some nice sweater puppies.

W3MIV
10-05-2011, 09:54 AM
Random thoughts are all that I have left. :(

WØTKX
10-05-2011, 12:02 PM
Come on, guys. Lets tie this one off before it becomes sectional and folds over.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/03/28/arts/20080330_FOLD_IN_FEATURE.html

K7SGJ
10-05-2011, 03:34 PM
Hmmm........

N7YA
10-05-2011, 08:57 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/03/28/arts/20080330_FOLD_IN_FEATURE.html


Holy crap! I forgot about those!

N7YA
10-05-2011, 08:58 PM
I slept like a baby last night...meaning i woke up every 2 hours screaming with poop in my drawers.

KC9ECI
10-06-2011, 07:38 PM
I had a really profound random thought and then I had a beer and the alcohol killed that particular brain cell.

NQ6U
10-06-2011, 07:55 PM
I had a really profound random thought and then I had a beer and the alcohol killed that particular brain cell.

You're probably better off. Profound thoughts lead to unhappiness more often than not. Better to stay dumb, but happy. Ignorance is bliss, my friend, ignorance is bliss*.


*That explains all those jolly Teabaggers.

K7SGJ
10-06-2011, 08:32 PM
If ignorance is bliss, I should be the happiest SOB in the universe.

K7SGJ
10-08-2011, 04:26 PM
I really like MM peanut candy. Yum

N7YA
10-08-2011, 06:06 PM
Winter is coming. That means MORE POCKETS! :yes:

K7SGJ
10-09-2011, 05:06 PM
My wife just made me some chocolate chip cookies. I think I'll keep her.

N7YA
10-09-2011, 05:09 PM
If you eat poop, do you shit full meals?

KG4CGC
10-09-2011, 07:15 PM
If you eat poop, do you shit full meals?
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153504/randy-tries-it-out

N7YA
10-09-2011, 11:26 PM
Well how about that!

K7SGJ
10-10-2011, 07:32 PM
Just made a big pot o cream of leek and potato soup and 4 mini loaves of home made egg bread. Perfect on a cool night. (86 deg) Yum.

N7YA
10-10-2011, 08:21 PM
Soup will be hard to pound, but the topside should be pleasant. :lol:

NA4BH
10-10-2011, 08:51 PM
Just made a big pot o cream of leek and potato soup and 4 mini loaves of home made egg bread. Perfect on a cool night. (86 deg) Yum.

She pee's cream in your soup? :whistle:

NA4BH
10-10-2011, 08:53 PM
Hey sailor............

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/2011/images/10/05/hillary_clinton.03.jpg

KG4CGC
10-10-2011, 10:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wJ-js_NLV8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wJ-js_NLV8

K7SGJ
10-12-2011, 07:18 PM
I wonder if there are guns in heaven?

suddenseer
10-12-2011, 08:14 PM
I wonder if there is ammunition in heaven.

kc7jty
10-12-2011, 10:47 PM
I wonder if there are ghetto blasters in heaven?

KG4CGC
10-12-2011, 11:30 PM
I wonder if everyone is hung up about pee pees?

NQ6U
10-12-2011, 11:33 PM
I wonder if there are K-3s in heaven.

N7YA
10-12-2011, 11:44 PM
Im sure there are....they were sent from there.

NQ6U
10-12-2011, 11:48 PM
Im sure there are....they were sent from there.

Really? Why didn't they send one here?

Actually, if you're reading his, God, I need a tower and and tribander more urgently.

N7YA
10-12-2011, 11:51 PM
Uh....i believe most of us on this island have a little more grovelling to do than that. :lol:

NQ6U
10-13-2011, 12:04 AM
Uh....i believe most of us on this island have a little more grovelling to do than that. :lol:

Okay, that explains my lack of a K-3—I never was very good at groveling. I'm not bad at bowing and scraping, though, and downright outstanding at boot-licking.

N7YA
10-13-2011, 04:53 AM
Im not good at any of that, thus, i still have a mid-80's Yaesu to a wire antenna. I could sure use a more modern rig with some nice CW filters so i may practice my "thy lords".

ki4itv
10-13-2011, 07:21 AM
Uh....i believe most of us on this island have a little more grovelling to do than that. :lol:

CRT Jesus says to dig deep and cast that currency of sin into his PO box. Box seats and backstage passes are also available.

K7SGJ
10-13-2011, 08:51 AM
Woke up this am and found a tower and a tribander out back. Odd, I didn' even ask for one.

KG4CGC
10-13-2011, 11:15 AM
I just found a rock.

K7SGJ
10-13-2011, 11:43 AM
Hey........givit back, that's mine.

N7YA
10-13-2011, 03:21 PM
Theres dog poop in my backyard...

K7SGJ
10-13-2011, 07:47 PM
Feel free to keep it, please.

NA4BH
10-13-2011, 10:40 PM
Just got back from seeing these guy's

http://www.airventure.org/news/2010/images/chicago_logo.gif

They still got it

VE7DCW
10-13-2011, 10:57 PM
Just got back from seeing these guy's

http://www.airventure.org/news/2010/images/chicago_logo.gif

They still got it

I don't know...... seemed to me Chicago lost energy when Peter Cetera left to do the solo thing .... but these guys play MUSIC!! you can't say that for a lot of bands! :agree:

K7SGJ
10-14-2011, 03:25 PM
I wonder if Uncle Joe is still doing the Hand Jive with sister Flo?

NQ6U
10-14-2011, 04:01 PM
I wonder, wonder who; who wrote the book of love.

K7SGJ
10-14-2011, 04:50 PM
I wonder, wonder who; be-do-do who who wrote the book of love.

Fixed it for ya.

N7YA
10-14-2011, 06:07 PM
Tell me whooooo is the maaaaan, i'd like to kick his aaa...shake his haaand!

NA4BH
10-14-2011, 10:19 PM
I don't think I have ever taken (or left, for the purest) a $6400.00 turd.
http://finance.zenfs.com/images/41/66/51.jpg


No, wait there was the time.....................

WØTKX
10-14-2011, 11:35 PM
http://youtu.be/zBvpj0cCHLA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBvpj0cCHLA&amp;feature=related

suddenseer
10-15-2011, 01:09 PM
I wonder if Uncle Joe is still doing the Hand Jive with sister Flo?http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Edgar_Buchanan.jpghttp://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site200/2011/0926/20110926__florence_henderson_300.jpg???????

K7SGJ
10-15-2011, 04:54 PM
Jeez. The stores have put out their Christmas shit and drivers are starting to get more agressive. I guess the holidays are near. Peace on earth good will toward man. Yeah, right.

K7SGJ
10-15-2011, 07:56 PM
I wonder if Chef Boy-Ar-Dee ever got tired of eating canned spaghetti?

VE7DCW
10-15-2011, 10:14 PM
I wonder if frozen T.V. dinners were invented by eskimos :-?

KG4CGC
10-16-2011, 02:07 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=illegally%20modified%20Poo%20Sticks

K7SGJ
10-16-2011, 07:15 PM
I wonder if dogs ever get tired of eating the same kind of dog food day in and day out?

KG4CGC
10-16-2011, 11:01 PM
NSFW:

http://photos.teenplanet.org/content/atomicfrog/AF%20Pix/June%202011%20Mix/June_2011_Mix_18.jpg

KG4CGC
10-17-2011, 06:06 AM
http://www.kontraband.com/pics/28130/Saved-By-Lesbians/

NA4BH
10-17-2011, 09:01 AM
http://www.kontraband.com/pics/28130/Saved-By-Lesbians/

That ain't gonna wash out too good. :lol:

N7YA
10-17-2011, 02:48 PM
Paper cuts suck, but aluminum foil cut? YEOW!

KG4CGC
10-17-2011, 09:02 PM
I wonder if dogs ever get tired of eating the same kind of dog food day in and day out?Naw. They just change things up with a couple of turds.

NA4BH
10-17-2011, 09:06 PM
Paper cuts suck, but aluminum foil cut? YEOW!

That stuff goes deep, fast.

NA4BH
10-18-2011, 01:05 AM
This really sucks

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/17/sports/autoracing/Dan-Wheldon-Crash-Vegas-IndyCar.html

You will be missed Dan.

KG4CGC
10-18-2011, 06:45 PM
http://www.upstatescpan.org/company-blog/comtoddbridgesfeaturedjesusloveskool-adetheupstateinoctober
Why?

KG4CGC
10-20-2011, 10:08 PM
http://failblog.org/2011/10/20/epic-fail-photos-think-fast-fail/

NQ6U
10-22-2011, 12:03 AM
4764

koØm
10-24-2011, 10:05 AM
http://youtu.be/1qxSwJC3Ly0

.

KG4CGC
10-25-2011, 09:40 PM
https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/300350_209667422439733_127583850648091_504796_1141 341932_t.jpg

NQ6U
10-25-2011, 10:36 PM
https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/300350_209667422439733_127583850648091_504796_1141 341932_t.jpg

No can read—too small.

KG4CGC
10-25-2011, 11:01 PM
No can read—too small.turn off zoom text only and zoom or view in chrome and zoom.

KG4CGC
10-26-2011, 10:49 AM
As seen elsewhere:
My boys use to ask me why bridges had a persons name on a sign before them. I told them it was the name of the Troll that lived under each bridge.

NQ6U
10-26-2011, 03:22 PM
As seen elsewhere:

If that's true, then troll named Elmer C. Hurlbutt has a bridge on U.S. 101 in Mendocino County, CA.

K7SGJ
10-26-2011, 05:31 PM
I wonder what ants think about while the're carrying shit back to the hill?

NQ6U
10-26-2011, 06:34 PM
Do bugs enjoy sex?

K7SGJ
10-26-2011, 09:52 PM
Would they do it if they didn't?

W3WN
10-28-2011, 10:56 AM
There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas-covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be, but we have done various things over intellectual history to slowly correct some of our misapprehensions. -- Douglas Adams
As quoted by Richard Dawkins during his eulogy of Adams, Lament for Douglas (http://www.edge.org/documents/adams_index.html), 14 May 2001

NA4BH
10-28-2011, 07:13 PM
Help a brother out. I need some industrial brain bleach, lots of it

http://forums.qrz.com/showthread.php?318378-What-is-the-Grocery-Item-most-likely-to-be-stolen.&p=2369832#post2369832

W3MIV
10-28-2011, 07:19 PM
Here I sat, snifter of The Balvenie Doublewood in hand, reading a few German short stories just to refresh the three or four remaining brain cells that yet function, and curiosity took me to the link cited just above. I may sue 4BH for malicious mischief and mental agony.

NA4BH
10-28-2011, 07:21 PM
Here I sat, snifter of The Balvenie Doublewood in hand, reading a few German short stories just to refresh the three or four remaining brain cells that yet function, and curiosity took me to the link cited just above. I may sue 4BH for malicious mischief and mental agony.

Do it soon......... The pain is winning..............

K7SGJ
10-28-2011, 08:36 PM
Help a brother out. I need some industrial brain bleach, lots of it

http://forums.qrz.com/showthread.php?318378-What-is-the-Grocery-Item-most-likely-to-be-stolen.&p=2369832#post2369832

No way in hell bleach is going to help. I think high explosives will be in order.

NQ6U
10-29-2011, 09:53 PM
This "getting old" thing is not for wimps. I used to think that people who died young were unfortunate. Now I think that they just chickened out.

K7SGJ
10-30-2011, 08:06 PM
I wonder why M&Ms don't melt in your hand?

kf0rt
10-31-2011, 07:42 AM
I wonder why M&Ms don't melt in your hand?

One explanation (http://www.jimmeruk.com/Ask-Science-Gimp/why-do-mams-melt-in-your-mouth-but-not-in-your-hand.html)

K7SGJ
11-01-2011, 04:24 PM
I wonder why Jennifer Aniston doesn't return my calls?