Random Thoughts

[KG4CGC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdL5VqVOje0

[W4RLR]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/mom_daughter_hood_rat-1.jpgI seem to remember a post a few months back regarding these two females, a number of amateur radio operators, and a hotel room in Dayton, Ohio. Aren't they a mother/daughter team?

[KG4CGC]

I like pancakes.

[W4RLR]

I like pancakes.Maybe a bunny will come hopping by in a few minutes with a pancake on his head. Or you could go to IHOP and see my favorite waitress, a one-legged Japanese woman named Irene. She'll bring you a stack.

The management there believes in hiring the handicapped, as they are fun to watch.

[kf0rt]

Maybe a bunny will come hopping by in a few minutes with a pancake on his head. Or you could go to IHOP and see my favorite waitress, a one-legged Japanese woman named Irene. She'll bring you a stack.

The management there believes in hiring the handicapped, as they are fun to watch.

You sure her name isn't Ilene?

Sorry... :oops:

[KG4CGC]

You sure her name isn't Ilene?

Sorry... :oops:
BINGO! Beat me to it but fine business fine business hihi!

[W4RLR]

You sure her name isn't Ilene?

Sorry... :oops:Think Japanese accent.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/38372_148405598508550_118330578182719_485902_56960 81_n.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuy2cZTagCQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuy2cZTagCQ

[NA4BH]

Please give me a test-tickle

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n97/adashofy/Elmo.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/38206_415446077838_632647838_4546015_3590463_n.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/2008-10-17-Mood.jpg

[W3WN]

The Cardinal Conundrum:

An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.

A pessimist fears this is true.

[kf0rt]

The Cardinal Conundrum:

An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.

A pessimist fears this is true.


:werd:

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/27720_1439506748647_1262396871_31234080_5839063_n. jpg

[KG4CGC]

"She runs so fearfully quick. You might as well try to catch a Bandersnatch!"

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/25446_378469696721_500886721_4234281_2785452_n.jpg

[NA4BH]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4217546880_1b4005f9cf_z.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/xzibit-yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-functions-newton.jpg

[kf0rt]

With Chelsea's wedding coming up, Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom.
She asked Chelsea "have you had sex with Marc?"

Chelsea said: "Not according to Dad"

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/23776_324023291721_500886721_4042901_1346152_n.jpg

[KG4CGC]

South Park clip.
Whatevah! I do what I want!
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153246

[W3WN]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/38206_415446077838_632647838_4546015_3590463_n.jpg

That picture is frightening on several levels.

[WØTKX]

Just keep hitting refresh. Lulzy "quote generator". :rofl:

The Random Conspiracy Theory (http://songweaver.com/conspiracy.html)


J. Michael Straczyinski is trying to steal an election from an artificial intelligence program located in an underground missle silo seven miles beneath the set of E/R plans to destroy the American Nazi Party.



Henry Hyde is looking for proof that the first child in an unmarked bunker beneath your living room is spreading rumors about a conspiracy involving Gillian Anderson.


The Congressional Leadership refuses to believe that a child of Fred Phelps born in the Colossus at Rhodes has been crushed by the might of an overpriced vendor at Lilith Fair.



Dick Gephardt is looking forward to the day when one of those frogs in the Budweiser commercials trapped in East Dublin plans to destroy conspiracy theorists worldwide.

[W3WN]

Human beings are distinguished from other animals more by their ability to rationalize than their ability to reason.. .
The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.

[KG4CGC]

Just keep hitting refresh. Lulzy "quote generator". :rofl:

The Random Conspiracy Theory (http://songweaver.com/conspiracy.html)


Jerry Springer has been busy trying to hide the fact that a child of Fred Phelps in or near Orange County was secretly feeding false information to Donald Rumsfeld during the time leading up to the War in Iraq.


Now wait, that one is true.

[WØTKX]

Now wait, that one is true.

Or is it? :chin:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCFCMowYnV2ipfOR2S6XcXPBb91-dkRUJZ5X_AzSpKxwNQM5I&t=1&usg=__lSc3sOgvLojhxTcQAkkRBYGjkkE=

Be Seeing You... :lol:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LwrB0gDz7KE/SjOCejvwpnI/AAAAAAAABkg/fB6rkUWYwd4/s320/questions+and+answers.jpg

[w2amr]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/23776_324023291721_500886721_4042901_1346152_n.jpg :lol:

[W3WN]

Be Seeing You... :lol:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LwrB0gDz7KE/SjOCejvwpnI/AAAAAAAABkg/fB6rkUWYwd4/s320/questions+and+answers.jpg
You are not a free man. You are a number.

Take your pick: Social Security, Drivers License, Tax ID...

[KG4CGC]

http://accidentalpenis.com/post/708221085/autograph-penis

[KG4CGC]

http://email-junk.com/art/amazing-pencil-carving-art-by-dalton-getty.html

[NQ6U]

http://email-junk.com/art/amazing-pencil-carving-art-by-dalton-getty.html

That's way freakin' cool!

[W3MIV]

Hope he has a good ophthalmologist.

[NA4BH]

http://www.aussiefavourites.com.au/cornershop/images/vegemite175.jpg

[W3WN]

http://accidentalpenis.com/post/708221085/autograph-penis
In other words... proof that Obama's a dick?

[KG4CGC]

In other words... proof that Obama's a dick?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/obamas-secret-message-for-fox-news-.jpg

[NA4BH]

As stolen from that other place. It's tragically funny. I hope it is a joke.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTg7PUSVidI&feature=topvideos

[KG4CGC]

Didn't they steal it from here first before you stole it back?

[kf0rt]

Universal Truths

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13 I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an ass from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

"Please remember that We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."

[suddenseer]

Why does the History Channel have all of those biblical prophecy programs? They are the farking HISTORY CHANNEL!!!

My neighbors had another pool party with loud karaoke. After six hours of continious vodka, they still sound like shit.

[NQ6U]

My neighbors had another pool party with loud karaoke. After six hours of continious vodka, they still sound like shit.

They would have sounded better if you'd been the one indulging in six hours of continuous vodka.

[W3MIV]

They would have sounded better if you'd been the one indulging in six hours of continuous vodka.

I like the way you think. :yes:

[suddenseer]

They would have sounded better if you'd been the one indulging in six hours of continuous vodka.I was....i have no idea what they were drinking.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/5619310.jpg

[W3WN]

Green's Law of Debate:

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

[W4GPL]

http://heliosj.iddings.us/images/antibiotics-ky.jpg

[NA4BH]

http://www.treehugger.com/Popeye-Ecotricity.jpg

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHi6LCx6Lx8

[KG4CGC]

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7351476

[NA4BH]

Am I the only stupid FSCKER getting whiplash and eaten by bugs trying to watch our planet being invaded by the meteor aliens?

Actual fact

[KG4CGC]

Am I the only stupid FSCKER getting whiplash and eaten by bugs trying to watch our planet being invaded by the meteor aliens?

Actual fact
fscking clouds
True story.

[NA4BH]

Had you come down here like I begged you, you could be getting a stiff neck (not DSCK) down here.

Actual fact

[KG4CGC]

I'll need to map all the Frontage roads. Should make it in a couple of days on my scooter.
Heat lightening.
True story.

http://www.dxfm.com/ Listen to live meteor pings.

[NA4BH]

I'm afraid to stand outside with the fear of being hit by one of the alien crafts. I have seen two so far unless I turn my head real quick, then the whole sky is full of them. FLASHBACKS..... FLASHBACKS....

Actual fact

[KG4CGC]

Went back out to check again, two mosquito bites on my forehead.
True story.

[NA4BH]

Went back out to check again, two mosquito bites on my forehead.
True story.

Now jerk your head to one side. See the aliens? Me too. They are gonna get us.

Actual fact

[NA4BH]

Why can't we break the 65 number on total checker-inners on the local board? We got close tonight, but couldn't get the beeotch to squeal. If only Billy Mays were here.

Actual fact

[KG4CGC]

Last week we got pretty close by noon and I thought we'd bust that nut for sure.
True story.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/5e0_m.jpg

[W3WN]

Fox on Problematics: When a problem goes away, the people working to solve it do not.

Lucas's Law: People who are late are much jollier than those who wait for them.

[KG4CGC]

One of my favorites is, "Sit Down and Shut Up!"

[W3WN]

Pirates broadcasters go ape-shnitz: http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10740021

Hey, with 18 years of futility, we'll take what we can get.

[KG4CGC]

http://pinktentacle.com/2009/06/all-purpose-tanuki-testicles-prints-by-kuniyoshi/

[kc7jty]

it's all in your style man, it's not what you got but how you use it.

[W3WN]

Am I the only stupid FSCKER getting whiplash and eaten by bugs trying to watch our planet being invaded by the meteor aliens?

Actual fact
Sure sounds like it.

[NA4BH]

BE COOL LIKE ME

http://www.hardnewyearseve.com/summerfestphotos/aoki/aoki_cheeseburger.jpg

[kf0rt]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/circuit_diagram.png

[KG4CGC]

I see flux capacitance.

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM81w3F4lxE

[W4GPL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0GjKiy3nSI

:lol: - Ouch.

Too bad it wasn't a brick.

[W3WN]

Byrne's Law of Concrete:

When you pour, it rains.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/rainwalk.gif

[W3WN]

Johnson's Law: If there are two objects in your pocket and you try to remove either one, they both come out.

Corollary to Johnson's Law: Every object that is in the pocket has to be removed before getting the one you want.

[KG4CGC]

http://forums.qrz.com/showpost.php?p=2016127&postcount=19

[W3WN]

http://forums.qrz.com/showpost.php?p=2016127&postcount=19

Someone is flirting with the banhammer over sacred cows. Yes, a mixed metaphor, but somehow... appropriate.

[W3WN]

Ruckert's Law:

There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.

Somehow, something in our barkeep's recent offering brought this one to mind. And to whom it may apply.

[w2amr]

Pirates broadcasters go ape-shnitz: http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10740021

Hey, with 18 years of futility, we'll take what we can get.
Wow, you guys must have won the word series in August. Impressive.

[KG4CGC]

Wow, you guys must have won the word series in August. Impressive.
Yeah, it was the Spelling Bee!

[W3WN]

Wow, you guys must have won the word series in August. Impressive.

Well, at least they give a schnitz. You should hear the broadcasters for the gNats. Listening to paint dry was more exciting.

[NA4BH]

I swear I saw KWW driving a Penske Rental truck on the interstate today. Scary, he was heading for Alabama. Please keep going, please keep going.............

[VE7DCW]

Someone is flirting with the banhammer over sacred cows. Yes, a mixed metaphor, but somehow... appropriate.

Nice to see some stirring on what otherwise has been a boring forum lately..... Sue in a snit is worth money to see :rofl:

[VE7DCW]

I swear I saw KWW driving a Penske Rental truck on the interstate today. Scary, he was heading for Alabama. Please keep going, please keep going.............

I always had an idea that KWW would never be caught driving anything but a hearse....... the "UT" commuter.... but I do digress...... :lol:

73

[KG4CGC]

3205

[NQ6U]

http://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=3205&d=1282450425&thumb=1

Only one possible response to that:

WTF???

[NA4BH]

http://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=3205&d=1282450425&thumb=1

You saw it too?

[KG4CGC]

So it is real!

[NA4BH]

I was afraid to come forward. BUT..........

[KG4CGC]

http://www.flashfunpages.com/bras.swf

[kf0rt]

http://www.flashfunpages.com/bras.swf

:rofl:

[ki4itv]

"Double Dang!"
:rofl:

[NA4BH]

http://www.neowin.net/forum/uploads/monthly_02_2010/post-204087-1266734099336.jpg

[w2amr]

http://www.neowin.net/forum/uploads/monthly_02_2010/post-204087-1266734099336.jpg:lol::clap:

[W3WN]

3205

Why?

[W3WN]

Weinberg's Corollary:

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

[W3WN]

Someone is flirting with the banhammer over sacred cows. Yes, a mixed metaphor, but somehow... appropriate.Nice to see some stirring on what otherwise has been a boring forum lately..... Sue in a snit is worth money to see :rofl:

http://forums.qrz.com/showpost.php?p=2016175&postcount=24
The mind boggles, if you know what we all know (whether we want to know it or not)

And clearly, Pat has to do something about his diet. I think the Ramen have fermented.

[NA4BH]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_619/Funny_Pictures_6194.jpg

[NA4BH]

Be still, Beeyatch.


http://topgoogletrends.netcashdaily.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mouse.jpg

[KG4CGC]

What's really interesting is that I've actually met people who look like that rat.
Is that some kind of transference?

[NQ6U]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_619/Funny_Pictures_6194.jpg

I think that the only possible caption for that is "Unclear on the Concept."

[NA4BH]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/animals/images/zzzzzThe_Finger.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/animals/images/zzzzzThe_Finger.jpg
Is it just me or will the board no longer allow hotlinked images to appear?

[NA4BH]

It is just you. You should have never pissed off photosucket.

[KG4CGC]

It is just you. You should have never pissed off photosucket.
http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/

[w2amr]

http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/
Look at all that schitt. No wonder photobucket takes so long to load.:lol:

[KG4CGC]

If they keep this up they'll delete everything.

[W3WN]

http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/

Ironic that the only image that hasn't been tagged for a violation on that first page is a poster about censorship.

[KG4CGC]

They go on complaints. That gives me an idea of what's going on and who has an axe to grind with me.

[NA4BH]

http://www.indiana.edu/~wanthro/poopsie.jpg

[suddenseer]

Am I the only one who misses the hawaiian music in the elevator?

[NQ6U]

Am I the only one who misses the hawaiian music in the elevator?

In a word: yes.

[W4GPL]

In a word: yes.I believe you mean 'ae'.

[NQ6U]

I believe you mean 'ae'.

'ae, haole.

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg&feature=related

[NQ6U]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg&feature=related

:troll:WARNING! TROLL! :troll:

[KG4CGC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg&feature=related
Should I turn up the volume first?

[NA4BH]

Yes. But this is the coolest gadget I have ever seen.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2umEFHeo6mw&feature=related

[KG4CGC]

Yes. But this is the coolest gadget I have ever seen.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2umEFHeo6mw&feature=related
The grounds keeper from Caddy Shack lives on in all of us.

[WØTKX]

http://darksideofrom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/caddyshackiistill4.jpg

[WØTKX]

http://pounddesigns.com/images/sockmonkeyvespa.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://gapingvoid.com/

[KG4CGC]

http://pinktentacle.com/2010/08/post-apocalyptic-tokyo-scenery/

[kc7jty]

the kraft singles were unharmed by time or infection, maybe that's a hint?

[ki4itv]

the kraft singles were unharmed by time or infection, maybe that's a hint?

I can envision a future where we'll be eating so much plastic, that our sh*t will have 'that new car smell'.

[NA4BH]

This is interesting (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100806085734AAwABoZ)

[kc7jty]

I thought it was same old sh*t

[kc7jty]

I can envision a future where we'll be eating so much plastic, that our sh*t will have 'that new car smell'.

and the sewer rates will rise cause the sh*t will be combustible.

[KG4CGC]

and the sewer rates will rise cause the sh*t will be combustible.
And they will refine it and sell it to their brethren rats and say it is good. Rat society will grow as the discovery of new fuel sites and more efficient ways to use it develop. Soon, rats will become mobile, cognitive and urban. They will compete among themselves and before long, every rat with be pitted against every other rat as they all wear themselves in the grind. The grind of the rat, race.

[kc7jty]

I recon so.

[suddenseer]

Why doesn't David Lynch explain Eraserhead? Ok, I get it. My interpretation is best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrl3n2ZtK2E&NR=1

[ki4itv]

Try dropping and watching it. Put you in a foul mood for a few days. :lol:

[WØTKX]

Why the hell would you ruin a good time doing that? :nuts:

The Blue Meanie was enough anxiety for me, as are flying houses to Floyd. :shifty: :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AwvRzOh4RA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q46nljZacrw

[suddenseer]

Try dropping and watching it. Put you in a foul mood for a few days. :lol:Been there, done that. Long time ago midnight movies David Lynch festival. Just Eraserhead, and Elephantman, and his experimental films. I was afraid to go to a movie theatre for a couple of years. That film has so many social/religious/spiritual visual tones. It is a total mindphuck. I have my interpretation.

[W3WN]

Why the hell would you ruin a good time doing that? :nuts:

The Blue Meanie was enough anxiety for me, as are flying houses to Floyd. :shifty: :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AwvRzOh4RA
Want a Blue Meanie? I have two extras.

[NQ6U]

Been there, done that. Long time ago midnight movies David Lynch festival. Just Eraserhead, and Elephantman, and his experimental films. I was afraid to go to a movie theatre for a couple of years. That film has so many social/religious/spiritual visual tones. It is a total mindphuck. I have my interpretation.

If you think Eraserhead and Elephantman are disturbing, try watching Blue Velvet sometime. Good movie but you'll feel like you need a shower afterwards.

[suddenseer]

If you think Eraserhead and Elephantman are disturbing, try watching Blue Velvet sometime. Good movie but you'll feel like you need a shower afterwards.Creepy movie. I made the mistake of watching Mullholland Drive after some herbal enhancement. I felt violated. Kept thinking of String theory, M theory, Colliding Membranes. 10 Spatially existing universes plus spacetime. My puny brain was completely overwhelemed.

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaL1vf_koJI

[N2NH]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_619/Funny_Pictures_6194.jpg


I think that the only possible caption for that is "Unclear on the Concept."

"You're Doing It Wrong" also comes to mind.

Then there's, "Truck Sees Mann Coulter, Commits Suicide."

There's the Right Way, then there's the Tea Party Way.

[KG4CGC]

http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/08/beyond-texting.html

[W3WN]

The Machine Rule:

Nothing will work that is put back together in the reverse of the way it was dismantled.

[KG4CGC]

If Moms get Mothers Day, and Dads get Fathers day, what do Single Guys get? Palm Sunday?

[N2NH]

That stray signal you heard on the radio just before it started scanning again? Kiss it and the frequency goodbye. You'll never see either again.

[KG4CGC]

That stray signal you heard on the radio just before it started scanning again? Kiss it and the frequency goodbye. You'll never see either again.
One of the Ex's back?

[N2NH]

One of the Ex's back?

Nope. Heard one of the most interesting transmissions in my life and although I jumped for the scanner, it had resumed scanning before I could see the frequency it was on. I scanned a set of frequencies around where it should've been for nearly a year and never heard anything on them.

[KG4CGC]

Like the time I was out on a boat on the lake and heard military air comms on commercial aircraft frequencies. All day long after that I never heard another peep. Not military anyways.
Was still an interesting scanner day anyway, fishing on that aluminum dingy with way too many two stroke horses!

[N2NH]

Like the time I was out on a boat on the lake and heard military air comms on commercial aircraft frequencies. All day long after that I never heard another peep. Not military anyways.
Was still an interesting scanner day anyway, fishing on that aluminum dingy with way too many two stroke horses!

I know the feeling. It's like the big one that got away. I was listening to rail frequencies when I caught the last part of a drill at one of the bigger railroad stations. It was a new freq and because of the nature of its use, it is used extremely rarely. So, when I heard it, I jumped. Problem was the Bearcat had moved on even with the 2 second pause activated. GRRR...

[KG4CGC]

33 Mhz FM propagation from Mexico. Mexican border cops?
44 Mhz AM propagation from England. BBC4? It was BBC something.
The South Of The Border police happened more than once the BBC thing only once.
In both cases it was on a triple conversion receiver.
I think it was 1996.

[W3WN]

Brintnall's Law:

If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both.

[suddenseer]

I was watching Allen's Woody, er Woody Allen's Stardust Memories yesterday. I am more convinced that porn actor Ron Jeremy had an uncredited appearance. I really would like some more of that wonderful strawberry soda. I cannot find it anymore.

[W3WN]

I was watching Allen's Woody, er Woody Allen's Stardust Memories yesterday. I am more convinced that porn actor Ron Jeremy had an uncredited appearance. I really would like some more of that wonderful strawberry soda. I cannot find it anymore.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081554/fullcredits
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081554/trivia

I'm not familiar with the film, or the actor, so I couldn't tell you... but he's either there under an alias, or as an uncredited extra if he didn't have a speaking role.

[kf0rt]

Snakebot


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJuNe50uuzk

[NA4BH]

Fort Lauderdale Airport = the most nothing to do airport in the world.

[KG4CGC]

http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/391fdd10b769eb3476675efd08566e732g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=6ibdv0vhofs6g3y&thumb=5)

[NA4BH]

Mud Nuts

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcuC8B1uhaY

[W1GUH]

This is priceless!!! Where the heck is that from? (Maybe been answered before -- didn't see any reply as I scanned backwards)


Here's a prime example of 'Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus' offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix .

The professor told his class one day, 'Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.'

The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary.
---------------------------------------
THE STORY

(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.

(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. 'A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,' he said into his transgalactic communicator. 'Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far...' But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. 'Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel,' Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. 'Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?' she wondered wistfully..

(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam , felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie.

(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.

(Gary)
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. 'Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F**KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!'

(Rebecca)
Asshole!

(Gary)
Bitch!

(Rebecca)
F**K YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!

(Gary)
Go drink some tea - whore.


(TEACHER)
A+ I really liked this one.

[kf0rt]

This is priceless!!! Where the heck is that from? (Maybe been answered before -- didn't see any reply as I scanned backwards)

Snopes has a bit on it
http://www.snopes.com/college/homework/writing.asp

[NQ6U]

Dollars to donuts it's a fake.

[kf0rt]

Dollars to donuts it's a fake.

Yeah, probably something someone just made up. Still funny, and it's apolitical, so I give it a pass.

[NA4BH]

There is 45 more minutes to get 5 more people to sign on to set a record. Geeze, we need a phone tree...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[KG4CGC]

A-yep.

[NA4BH]

Hannered........ I am done.......... :yes:

[KG4CGC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpXDxBT3evo
Big Foot caught on tape.

[kf0rt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpXDxBT3evo
Big Foot caught on tape.

That ain't right.

[W3WN]

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

[KG4CGC]

http://wonderfl.net/c/4mly/fullscreen

[ki4itv]

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Note also that irritability, skin sensitivity, and corrosive properties have a direct correlation to the location of that which needs to be scratched..
For Example: Cleaning paint brushes with Turpentine will make your nuts itch.

[ki4itv]

http://wonderfl.net/c/4mly/fullscreen

That was cool.
You know you can "Throw" those rings so they bounce around the screen.
tnx.

Reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMCf7SNUb-Q
8)

[W3WN]

Lacopi's Law:

After food and sex, man's greatest dfive is to tell the other fellow how to do his job.

[NA4BH]

7 more people and the record is broken. Why can't it make it past 65 on logins?


CALL SOMEBODY

[NA4BH]

5 more in 25 minutes. DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/46460_142155242488748_100000828185687_170112_79628 56_n.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/dosequis_man_washed.jpg

[W3WN]

Miller's Law:

You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it.

[NA4BH]

One minute 56 seconds you will never get back, but worth watching (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Time-lapse-video-of-Giants-to-Jets-change-at-New?urn=nfl-270269)

[NQ6U]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/dosequis_man_washed.jpg

Phun with Photoshop, eh Charles?

[KG4CGC]

Phun with Photoshop, eh Charles?
Something about hams and washing and wanting to interesting.

[NA4BH]

If you befriend some one, it is good. If you behead some one it's bad.

[KG4CGC]

Mast General Store: It's for the children!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/Chicken_Shitz.jpg

[NA4BH]

Fajita..................

[NA4BH]

Two more people and a new record will be set. 64 - need 66.

[NA4BH]

They just don't write them like this anymore (http://video.yahoo.com/network/100063489?v=8251855&l=100063517)

[N7RJD]

They just don't wright them like this anymore (http://video.yahoo.com/network/100063489?v=8251855&l=100063517)

You're right, there is always something to be thankful for.

[NQ6U]

You're right, there is always something to be thankful for.

A-effing-men.

[KG4CGC]

A-effing-men.
I think it brought a tear to my eye.

[kf0rt]

Did Google get the boundaries reversed on this one?

http://goo.gl/maps/THVS

[NQ6U]

Did Google get the boundaries reversed on this one?

http://goo.gl/maps/THVS

No, the U.S. invaded Cuba last week. Didn't you get the memo?

[kf0rt]

No, the U.S. invaded Cuba last week. Didn't you get the memo?

Did it come with a nice cigar?

[K7SGJ]

I think it brought a tear to my eye.

So does a swift kick in the nuts.

[NQ6U]

Did it come with a nice cigar?

You kidding? Cuba was p0wned, man. Free cigars for everyone!

[KG4CGC]

So does a swift kick in the nuts.
http://www.drinknation.com/drink/swift-kick-in-the-nuts

[W3WN]

Schroeder's Law:

Indecision is the basis for flexibility.

[W4GPL]

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/09/20/so-true-the-pain-of-watching-non-geeks-use-computers/

[KG4CGC]

http://www.emailvariety.com/2010/06/12/is-she-the-pinata-/ (http://www.emailvariety.com/2010/06/12/is-she-the-pinata/)
I say it's photochop. A poor one at that.

[kf0rt]

http://www.emailvariety.com/2010/06/12/is-she-the-pinata-/ (http://www.emailvariety.com/2010/06/12/is-she-the-pinata/)
I say it's photochop. A poor one at that.

Yeah, that one was debunked some time ago.

[NQ6U]

Down in the lower right corner it says "Created by Mermaids4america." That suggests it's what is sometimes euphemistically called a "photo illustration."

[KG4CGC]

Down in the lower right corner it says "Created by Mermaids4america." That suggests it's what is sometimes euphemistically called a "photo illustration."
My relatives, some of them close relatives, are idiots, Bless their hearts.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Baker%20and%20Williamson/Home_Made_Bakery_Cookies.jpg

[NQ6U]

My relatives, some of them close relatives, are idiots

Are you saying that we're related?

[KG4CGC]

Are you saying that we're related?
Probably some cuisine relativities. (is that a Palinism) Not so much in the area of semolina but other things.

[KG4CGC]

OH! BABY!
NSFW! (http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2010/orgasm-sling-shot-malta-p1.php)

[KA5PIU]

Are you saying that we're related?

Hello.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_degrees_of_separation

[W3WN]

The Munroe Doctrine: A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

The Cardiologist's Caveat: The worst time to have a heart attack is when you are playing Charades.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/001/De_Tabac_Deux.jpg

[NQ6U]

Tobacco of the Island of Mountain?

[KG4CGC]

Yeah, something like that. Mountain of the Island (volcanic rim) grown leaf. Cigar rolling season is upon us.
Some stuff I found among tobacco paraphernalia art.

[KG4CGC]

http://www.news4jax.com/news/25186590/detail.html

[W3WN]

Voltaire's Charity Principle:

The one who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.

[KG4CGC]

Don't kick the baby!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff2PBjbFs7A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff2PBjbFs7A

[kc7jty]

Du Yu smoke see gars Chaz?

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/396_1.jpg

[NQ6U]

Don't kick the baby!

Kick the baby!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i9NoxakAN4

[kc7jty]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/396_1.jpg
http://www.bnbtobacco.com/ImgGrab.aspx?id=600531http://www.bernicegrossart.com/show-image/421506/Bernice-Gross/Optimo-Admirals.jpg

[NQ6U]

http://www.cigarloversblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/philly-blunt-cigars.jpg

The banana-flavored ones are preferred by discriminating cigar aficionados everywhere.

[NA4BH]

Vending Machines (http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-35991769)

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/001/Golden_Giraffe.jpg

[kc7jty]

http://www.cigarloversblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/philly-blunt-cigars.jpg

The banana-flavored ones are preferred by discriminating cigar aficionados everywhere.

Gatorade is my fav.

[kc7jty]

Is that one of those mini giraffes I heard about?

[NA4BH]

In the words of the Prophet F. Bueller, sometimes you just have to say it:


WTF

[suddenseer]

I don't know what I did, but it started working again.

[WØTKX]

http://www.stogieboys.com/product_images/s/345/ACID_Opulence_3_Robusto__49225_zoom.jpg




http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1007305/opulence-i-has-it-o.gif

[NA4BH]

I jump in it :rofl:

[kc7jty]

It's obvious he's the one with the money, the way she tolerates it...

[kc7jty]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100919/i/r4044352437.jpg?x=400&y=258&q=85&sig=42Rqd6_IHL97ub1s8kFZgA--
nothing but fun since I learned to fly the piano.

[kf0rt]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100919/i/r4044352437.jpg?x=400&y=258&q=85&sig=42Rqd6_IHL97ub1s8kFZgA--
nothing but fun since I learned to fly the piano.

Whatever floats your car....

[W3WN]

Reynold's Law of Climatology:

Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.

[kf0rt]

Anvil shooting:
http://www.coolestone.com/media/895/Anvils_Away/

[W3WN]

Moreau's Law of Insurance:

The problem with insurance is you are always hoping that you are wasting your money.

[WØTKX]

But we found a way that we can get along, I stand still for the anvil song... :snicker:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgD6E-LT9dg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHIkdFM5D7Q

[W5RB]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100919/i/r4044352437.jpg?x=400&y=258&q=85&sig=42Rqd6_IHL97ub1s8kFZgA--
nothing but fun since I learned to fly the piano.

I'd settle for an upright organ .
:evil:

[kc7jty]

I'd settle for an upright organ .
:evil:

What's better than roses on the piano?
Tulips around the organ.

[NA4BH]

http://www.vintagecorkscrews.com/wally-gator3.jpg

[kc7jty]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-ak-snc4/object3/845/98/n82906214229_8390.jpg
Gator McKlusky

[NQ6U]

Just finished a QSO on 20m PSK31 with a guy from Arkansas who goes by Gator. Real name Garyland.

I'd go by a nickname, too....

[kc7jty]

Does he know Bubba?

[kf0rt]

My smartass comment governor just kicked in. Damn, that hurts.

[NA4BH]

Going to the fifth game? (http://www.sidearmstats.com/eiu/wvball/index.htm) GO WATCH. GO GAMECOCKS !!!!!!!

REFRESH AS NEEDED.........


EDIT TO ADD: ENDED IN 4

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/1224805942200_f.jpg

[kc7jty]

http://jhstrega7.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/jimmy-2-by-herb-greene.jpg
white people with black hair

[NA4BH]

http://www.artmajeur.com/0/images/images/joyceowens_289273_SurvivorSpiritWomanwithwhitehair 9x122004.jpg

Black People with white hair

[kf0rt]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/1224805942200_f.jpg

Priceless.... :rofl:

[W3WN]

Auden's Principle: A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

Norman's Law: No man know what true happiness is until he gets married. By then, of course, it's too late.

[KG4CGC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCHGcw5MTnM

[W3WN]

The Ultimate Principle:
By definition, when you are investigating the unknown, you do not know what you will find.

[NA4BH]

Sucktember is quickly turning into Focktober.

[kc7jty]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:3_jh73CN3KKTOM:http://www.piuravirtual.com/noticias/img/post/silencio.jpg&t=1
We took rest just before dawn, the magnificent city lay clearly visible upon the horizon ahead. Some gain to our strength was needed, for we knew they would be filled with joy upon our much anticipated arrival.

[kc7jty]

Sucktember is quickly turning into Focktober.

I just noticed your shift key crapped out on the next to the last exclamatory indentation.
...in the avatar as it appears to be a one. Nomember?

[W3WN]

Welwood's Axiom:

Disorder expands proportionately to the tolerance for it.

[W3MIV]

Albert's Axiom:

The rise of stupidity is inversely proportional to the logarithm of the number of days before any election.

[W3WN]

Albert's Axiom:

The rise of stupidity is inversely proportional to the logarithm of the number of days before any election.

I believe it. I'd even add an axiom of my own:

The nastiness of political advertising is inversely proportional to the logarithm of the number of days before any election.

But yours is pithy-er

[NA4BH]

Salad Shooter